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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 23, 2014, 09:41:16 PM
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
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A woodchuck would chuck 3.8 cords of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :autism:
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Why are gophers fuzzy?
:zoinks:
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Why are gophers fuzzy?
:zoinks:
It's strictly a personal relations tool. No one would put up with my crap if I looked like this. :zoinks:
(https://www.allmystery.de/static/upics/ea255d_f1e7b5f0-0ae0-0132-07e7-0eae5eefacd9.jpg)
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Which sounds good:
A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?
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Which sounds good:
A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?
:'( Why no response?
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Which sounds good:
A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?
:'( Why no response?
Oh hey, I didn't even see this. Sometimes I miss stuff, because if someone else logs into this account then it screws up the list of unread topics for me when I log in, but I don't remember that happening in a while and when I look at my profile I see I didn't post at all for three days around that time. Jack was working some stupid hours a couple weeks ago, so I may have not been around to see it. Anyway, I would go for the tea party on the moon. Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party. :zoinks:
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Which sounds good:
A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?
:'( Why no response?
Oh hey, I didn't even see this. Sometimes I miss stuff, because if someone else logs into this account then it screws up the list of unread topics for me when I log in, but I don't remember that happening in a while and when I look at my profile I see I didn't post at all for three days around that time. Jack was working some stupid hours a couple weeks ago, so I may have not been around to see it. Anyway, I would go for the tea party on the moon. Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party. :zoinks:
:evillaugh: :lol1: :green: :LOL:
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Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?
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Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Peter Jackson?
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Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?
Not at the moment. :dunno: Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me. :lol1:
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Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Peter Jackson?
I think most anyone could beat me at eating pie. Sweet goo sets off my gag reflex, so that's the majority of pies. I can handle some pies with pieces of fruit in them, or pecan, but I'm not much of a sweets person. If I eat something sweet, it's usually chocolate or icecream. :autism:
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Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?
Not at the moment. :dunno: Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me. :lol1:
I wouldn't want to annoy you. I was aiming for a quite mild irritation.
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Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?
Not at the moment. :dunno: Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me. :lol1:
I wouldn't want to annoy you. I was aiming for a quite mild irritation.
You could always go back to ignoring me. That was mildly irritating. :zoinks:
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How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?
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Should I bet that Leeds United will beat Burton Albion by 3 goals to nil today? It's 12 to 1.
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Should I bet that Leeds United will beat Burton Albion by 3 goals to nil today? It's 12 to 1.
Gamblings are the devil's deeds. :zoinks:
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How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?
We've done all we're going to do, which really isn't that much. I may go out and hug the trees today but nothing more. Whatever happens during the storm is what happens during the storm. Our preparations are for the aftermath, ensuring access to clean water, food, electricity, and communications. :dunno:
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How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?
We've done all we're going to do, which really isn't that much. I may go out and hug the trees today but nothing more. Whatever happens during the storm is what happens during the storm. Our preparations are for the aftermath, ensuring access to clean water, food, electricity, and communications. :dunno:
May you and your bitches weather the storm safely! :gopher: :gopher: :gopher: :gopher: :gopher:
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How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?
We've done all we're going to do, which really isn't that much. I may go out and hug the trees today but nothing more. Whatever happens during the storm is what happens during the storm. Our preparations are for the aftermath, ensuring access to clean water, food, electricity, and communications. :dunno:
You don't have to leave your burrow?
Hugs for the trees from me too. And stay safe, little fuzzball.
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How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?
We've done all we're going to do, which really isn't that much. I may go out and hug the trees today but nothing more. Whatever happens during the storm is what happens during the storm. Our preparations are for the aftermath, ensuring access to clean water, food, electricity, and communications. :dunno:
You don't have to leave your burrow?
Hugs for the trees from me too. And stay safe, little fuzzball.
Echoed here as well.
Stay safe.
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You don't have to leave your burrow?
Hugs for the trees from me too. And stay safe, little fuzzball.
Nah, we're not going anywhere. Tropical storm threat/prep is a way of life here, it has it's own season. Most people don't evacuate, they have parties, and the beer sells out as fast as the water. We all went out and hugged the trees together earlier, I think they're our only real concern. :grouphug:
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And thanks for the safe wishes, everybunny. :eyelash:
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You don't have to leave your burrow?
I just realized you might be asking if it's mandatory. Where I'm at, it's not, only the floodzones directly on the coastlines in this area have mandatory evac orders because of expected storm surges. The evac for zone B was only just issued a couple hours ago. At this point, the freewats are packed and there's only two major routes out of the state, so people in those areas are better off just getting out of their zone than trying to leave the state. Evac traffic is very slow, so I think there might be a lot of people stuck on the freeways during the brunt of the storm, and they would have been better off staying home or finding a public shelter. :dunno:
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Should I bet that Leeds United will beat Burton Albion by 3 goals to nil today? It's 12 to 1.
Gamblings are the devil's deeds. :zoinks:
You're right. I should have gone for 5-0.
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You don't have to leave your burrow?
I just realized you might be asking if it's mandatory. Where I'm at, it's not, only the floodzones directly on the coastlines in this area have mandatory evac orders because of expected storm surges. The evac for zone B was only just issued a couple hours ago. At this point, the freewats are packed and there's only two major routes out of the state, so people in those areas are better off just getting out of their zone than trying to leave the state. Evac traffic is very slow, so I think there might be a lot of people stuck on the freeways during the brunt of the storm, and they would have been better off staying home or finding a public shelter. :dunno:
Hoping it sounds worse than what it pans out to be. Friend of mine left at the beginning of the week to beat the traffic...first one that he ever left for, mostly because of his mother though...he just closed a deal on a house next to Mar a lago last month. It needs work, hoping it weathers the storm somewhat okay for him.
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You don't have to leave your burrow?
I just realized you might be asking if it's mandatory.
Did indeed mean that. Glad you don't have to go.
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You don't have to leave your burrow?
I just realized you might be asking if it's mandatory. Where I'm at, it's not, only the floodzones directly on the coastlines in this area have mandatory evac orders because of expected storm surges. The evac for zone B was only just issued a couple hours ago. At this point, the freewats are packed and there's only two major routes out of the state, so people in those areas are better off just getting out of their zone than trying to leave the state. Evac traffic is very slow, so I think there might be a lot of people stuck on the freeways during the brunt of the storm, and they would have been better off staying home or finding a public shelter. :dunno:
Hoping it sounds worse than what it pans out to be. Friend of mine left at the beginning of the week to beat the traffic...first one that he ever left for, mostly because of his mother though...he just closed a deal on a house next to Mar a lago last month. It needs work, hoping it weathers the storm somewhat okay for him.
There is a Mar a lago site that should be levelled with the ground, though.
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You don't have to leave your burrow?
I just realized you might be asking if it's mandatory. Where I'm at, it's not, only the floodzones directly on the coastlines in this area have mandatory evac orders because of expected storm surges. The evac for zone B was only just issued a couple hours ago. At this point, the freewats are packed and there's only two major routes out of the state, so people in those areas are better off just getting out of their zone than trying to leave the state. Evac traffic is very slow, so I think there might be a lot of people stuck on the freeways during the brunt of the storm, and they would have been better off staying home or finding a public shelter. :dunno:
Hoping it sounds worse than what it pans out to be. Friend of mine left at the beginning of the week to beat the traffic...first one that he ever left for, mostly because of his mother though...he just closed a deal on a house next to Mar a lago last month. It needs work, hoping it weathers the storm somewhat okay for him.
There is a Mar a lago site that should be levelled with the ground, though.
Eyesore that one. Some feel that's possible. Wrath of the flying spaghetti monster and all that bullshit. :laugh:
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It's weird how FB is showing "revenge plots" of nature and such. Same shit as uttered by true fundamentalists. Just a different supreme being.
Never got those punishing schemes. :P
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There is a Mar a lago site that should be levelled with the ground, though.
How bitter. :zoinks:
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It's weird how FB is showing "revenge plots" of nature and such. Same shit as uttered by true fundamentalists. Just a different supreme being.
Never got those punishing schemes. :P
The sinners of Houston clearly had it coming to them. :zoinks:
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It's weird how FB is showing "revenge plots" of nature and such. Same shit as uttered by true fundamentalists. Just a different supreme being.
Never got those punishing schemes. :P
Sitcom actor-turned-fundie PITA Kirk Cameron says the hurricanes were sent by God to teach us humility.
When an earthquake topples his L.A. house, I'm sure he will stand fast in his fine Christian convictions. >:D
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Wonder what humility people living in simple house on Caribbean islands had to learn. They probably had sinful thoughts.
It's weird that this whole thing gets a life outside fundamentalist circles.
But then new age people explaining their fate in the choices they made before being incarnated again made no sense to me either. Some thought it was a liberation from how they were raised with the concept of predestination.
To me there was no difference. It either was a deity planning this "for your own good" or your former self planning it similarly "for your own good".
Either way, screwed by incomprehensible wisdom.
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Wonder what humility people living in simple house on Caribbean islands had to learn. They probably had sinful thoughts.
It's weird that this whole thing gets a life outside fundamentalist circles.
But then new age people explaining their fate in the choices they made before being incarnated again made no sense to me either. Some thought it was a liberation from how they were raised with the concept of predestination.
To me there was no difference. It either was a deity planning this "for your own good" or your former self planning it similarly "for your own good".
Either way, screwed by incomprehensible wisdom.
Yeah, I guess the whole notion that you chose your life's hardships when you were a soul waiting to be born
might be very comforting/empowering if you're in the right frame of mind, but I would no more suggest that
notion to someone (even if I believed it) than I would suggest that some deity was punishing them. :-\
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:indeed:
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It's weird how FB is showing "revenge plots" of nature and such. Same shit as uttered by true fundamentalists. Just a different supreme being.
Never got those punishing schemes. :P
Think of it as karma. :P
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There is a Mar a lago site that should be levelled with the ground, though.
How bitter. :zoinks:
Nah, more like sweet. ;D
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How are your trees today?
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They're good. The eye wall stayed east of us so it wasn't too bad here. Our neighborhood has a lot of old trees, but only one house got smashed. Some water came in the sunroom but that was more hassle than damage, and the yard and roof was a sea of small branches. We spent the first half of the day cleaning up the water and the front yard, and then sent the boy over to clean up his grandma's yard. The power's been out for about twenty hours and I don't know when it will be back up, so I'm posting on generator fuel. :viking:
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Glad to hear the gopher family and their trees and burrows are OK.
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Glad to hear the gopher family and their trees and burrows are OK.
Me too. :thumbup:
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
Obsessed with sockpuppets as ever, I see. :tinfoil:
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
I never believe a single word she says. :zoinks:
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
I never believe a single word she says. :zoinks:
Neither does anyone else.
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
I never believe a single word she says. :zoinks:
Neither does anyone else.
The only people who believe you, DFG are the voices in your head. :tinfoil:
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
I never believe a single word she says. :zoinks:
Neither does anyone else.
The only people who believe you, DFG are the voices in your head. :tinfoil:
Your weed has Brix in it. Stop projecting.
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
I never believe a single word she says. :zoinks:
Neither does anyone else.
Good. :zoinks:
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Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?
I never believe a single word she says. :zoinks:
Neither does anyone else.
The only people who believe you, DFG are the voices in your head. :tinfoil:
Your weed has Brix in it. Stop projecting.
I've never smoked weed, the only drugs I take are the ones prescribed by my GP...And PCP. Lots and lots of PCP :autism:
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So how does it work? "Trolling" yourself as Jack when you are merely telling the truth?
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So how does it work? "Trolling" yourself as Jack when you are merely telling the truth?
Oh, I'm a big fat liar too. :zoinks:
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So how does it work? "Trolling" yourself as Jack when you are merely telling the truth?
Oh, I'm a big fat liar too. :zoinks:
And a rapist. Liars cause rapes and murder with their callous lies.
mene mene tekel upharsin
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Jesus forgives me. :zoinks:
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Is this you Gary??
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/curious-gopher-steals-gopro-carries-it-into-her-den/vi-AAyhIMH?ocid=spartandhp
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Hey, that's slanderous. Finding something discarded on the ground doesn't equal stealing, alright? But entering a gopher's burrow, and taking their newly found gopro right in the middle of their debut video blog, IS a serious violation of privacy and property. >:( That all said, I have no clue who that gopher is. :angel:
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(https://i.imgur.com/2JeFlLk.gif)
(so good I used it twice)
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Gary Gopher, what sort of basting sauce would you recommend when spit-roasting a gopher?
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Gary Gopher, what sort of basting sauce would you recommend when spit-roasting a gopher?
Instead of basting, I recommend an injectable marinade of rabies vaccine and garlic. :zoinks:
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I'd recommend Harisa as well, can't get enough of it...
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Is the sky purple?
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Gary, I find that when I am spit roasting gophers that they tend to scream a lot.
In the interests of being more humane, which type of noise-cancelling headphones do you recommend?
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'll take this one:
The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'll take this one:
The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
You'd be right into that.
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'm certain I can't be angry at anyone while they're giving me cherry coke or free hockey tickets. :zoinks:
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'll take this one:
The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
Don't forget my snorkel. :zoinks:
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Gary, I find that when I am spit roasting gophers that they tend to scream a lot.
In the interests of being more humane, which type of noise-cancelling headphones do you recommend?
Anti-microbial ones. :zoinks:
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'm certain I can't be angry at anyone while they're giving me cherry coke or free hockey tickets. :zoinks:
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'll take this one:
The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
Don't forget my snorkel. :zoinks:
Do you have a favorite team?
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My guess would be University of Minnesota, don't 'cha know.
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My guess would be University of Minnesota, don't 'cha know.
Not the Minnesota Wild?
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'm certain I can't be angry at anyone while they're giving me cherry coke or free hockey tickets. :zoinks:
What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'll take this one:
The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
Don't forget my snorkel. :zoinks:
Do you have a favorite team?
No, I'm not really into sports. I like watching some of the Olympic games when they're on tv, but that's about it. I also attend other sporting events with Sugarbutt, but I don't really like it. :dunno: I discovered I like being at hockey games accidentally when I first attended one. I just cheer for the home team, but I don't even care enough to own a shirt in their team color. :lol1:
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What's the best way to not piss off a gopher?
I'll take this one:
The best way to not piss off a gopher is to put him up your bottom tail-first so he can find his way out more easily.
You'd be right into that.
Not as much as the gopher.
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My guess would be University of Minnesota, don't 'cha know.
Not the Minnesota Wild?
FFS. :facepalm2:
(http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/goldygopher.gif)
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I take it you like a bit of the ol' inout inout?
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Yes, and the red red kroovy. :eyebrows:
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Yes, and the red red kroovy. :eyebrows:
I've had enough lomticks of toast here to feed an Army.