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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Metallian on February 27, 2011, 05:15:08 AM
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Hello, I am Metallian. a 23 year old gamer, metal fan & computer enthusiast from Australia. I first heard about this place through Aspies For Freedom. I wasn't sure if I wanted to join this place at first but I decided to register and find out what this place is like - without all the negative stories.
I'm looking forward to posting here.
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Hello, I am Metallian. a 23 year old gamer, metal fan & computer enthusiast from Australia. I first heard about this place through Aspies For Freedom. I wasn't sure if I wanted to join this place at first but I decided to register and find out what this place is like - without all the negative stories.
I'm looking forward to posting here.
How does the saying go? "Any publicity is good publicity"? :lol:
Welcome :)
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Welcome Metallian.
What state in Australia are you in?
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Hello, I am Metallian. a 23 year old gamer, metal fan & computer enthusiast from Australia. I first heard about this place through Aspies For Freedom. I wasn't sure if I wanted to join this place at first but I decided to register and find out what this place is like - without all the negative stories.
I'm looking forward to posting here.
I thought you joined here before you joined AFF? ???
Oh well
:welcome: , after 10 posts you will see more of the board , are you feeling :viking:? etc etc
Oh and Sir_Les will be along shortly to post a rundown of this sites personalities :P
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OK now that you have settled in I will give you a very quick rundown on the various personalities here and how things work.
Callouts. They are really a meet and greet and of no real consequence. When we like someone and want to discuss it with them we "call out" to them. "Hey dog breath your posting style sucks" or "Hey your opinion on religion sucks retard". We all respond very well to such claims and that is the "call out" section.
Now some of the personalities.
Pentagram is the Sensei of the forum. Really clever guy.
Scrapheap: Very quiet and reserved guy. Has been trying for a long time to bring himself to talk to people. Finds it especially hard to talk to ladies.
Callaway: Very forgetful lady. A great way to embarrass her is to bring up an issue a day before and she will not have any idea she said it or thought it and lose her point of reference. You can easily confuse her.
PPK: Hates confrontation and is very anti-gun and lives in a commune selling craft.
Gluey is a conformist and likes things proper.
Peter is the only member we have from Africa. He is by birth a Pymie and until recently had no inclination what the internet was but has come leaps and bounds in a very short time. He has wonderful stories to tell you of the open plains of Africa and his triumphs against wild beasts whilst protecting his homeland
Butterflies is very quiet almost as quiet as CouldBeCousin. Butterflies as you can tell from the face is a gentle little soul and easily startled.
Theok is shy and demure and easily upset by efforts to bring up anything of a sexual nature. Try it. It is fun. He is such a prude.
Soph is allergic to animal hair and such issues are a sore point for Infidel
Odeon is the owner. He is not that bright and a soft touch here.
Schleed is the nice guy of the forum and the most sensitive by far.
Oh there is also CouldbeCousin who is a real tearaway.She doesn't post much but when she does watch out. Nasty piece of work and in league with HykeasHyke. Be wary of those two.
Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies
Queen Victoria is pure evil
Renaeden? Well like a venus fly trap this lady will happily wait for her next victim. Then she devours slowly but unlike the fly trap she will laugh all the while.
Zengh is our resident health nut. He is a firm believer of thy body is a temple. He is a hard bastard.
Bodaccea is our most prestigious member. She can trace her Italian heritage back to Julius Caesar. She is a gentle and studious historian working for the National Library of Rome and any conversations about Roman and its incursions against the filthy degenerates that would defy Rome is strongly welcomed.
Smiling Assassin is a diminutive, easily frightened French lady and fairly new on I2. We are not sure she will last.
Eris. More prude in matters sexual than even poor Theok. Very quickly flustered by mention of sexual proliferation or bodily fluid exchanges
Professor Farnsworth? Well you know him already. I think beneath his friendly exterior could well be a latent psychopath
Rage is a well adjusted and yet sensitive you man. He is the boy that every Father wants to have his daughter bring home for a date. Gentle soul.
Have you met Pyraxis?
You will like her. I wrote a special poem for her.
"She is fun and always in good cheer
She will happily rip you from arsehole to ear"
Do you like it?
I guess you will get to know the rest.
Oh of course there is me. I am I admit VERY sensitive and easily hurt. l am the meet and greeter and will steer you well in this little forum to make your life as easy as possible.
Oh as far as calling out I would expect you may wish to find a reason to "callout" to Callaway, Odeon, PPK, Schleed, and then Butterflies in that approximate order.
Now best be on my way.......... angel
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Hello, I am Metallian. a 23 year old gamer, metal fan & computer enthusiast from Australia. I first heard about this place through Aspies For Freedom. I wasn't sure if I wanted to join this place at first but I decided to register and find out what this place is like - without all the negative stories.
I'm looking forward to posting here.
This place is what it's members are, and you are now part of it.
:welcome: to I2.
Are you :viking: or more the :tinfoil: type?
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Welcome.
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
:welcome: Metallian! Les was kidding about me, I am a lamb. :)
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
:welcome: Metallian! Les was kidding about me, I am a lamb. :)
:sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
She posts, and, apparently talks, as much as a whole flock.
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
Aha...well, I am from Brisbane. But am in Sydney at the moment.
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
:welcome: Metallian! Les was kidding about me, I am a lamb. :)
:sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
She posts, and, apparently talks, as much as a whole flock.
:rofl:
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Hello Metallian :welcome: to Intensity. After you make ten posts, you will see more of the board.
I saw on tv that they have Anna Bligh on the front cover of Women's Weekly (at least I think that is her). I am from the West where it hardly ever rains. Did the floods affect you?
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
:welcome: Metallian! Les was kidding about me, I am a lamb. :)
:sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
She posts, and, apparently talks, as much as a whole flock.
Indeed I do! And hyke is even sweeter than I am! Les is a bit of a joker sometimes. ;)
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
:welcome: Metallian! Les was kidding about me, I am a lamb. :)
A lamb she says. Better watch these wolves in lamb's clothing.
Stick with me Metallian. I never lead anyone wrong. :asthing:
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
Oh you know her? Great...don't mention the Roman army in a negative light and talk up Julius Caesar
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
Oh you know her? Great...don't mention the Roman army in a negative light and talk up Julius Caesar
Welcome Metallian. Glad you got round to making an intro. Just for the benefit of everyone else - i noticed a new member and that they hadn't posted so i pm'd her and said you lot weren't that bad. Still new myself i remember its a bit daunting at first, especially if you heard negative stuff. So good on you Miss Metallian for being :viking: and :welcome:
There is a couple of music threads on here so you can expose us to some of your heavy stuff when you feel like it :headbang2: :headbang2:
Im sure you have already worked out Les's list - and the opposite is true!
And, the more you post - the more you get to see of the site
have fun and be :viking:
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Hi Metallian and :welcome: to Intensity.
I'm glad that you are :viking: enough to post.
I'm the forgetful and easily confused one Sir Les told you about.
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Oh, he is :viking: Good. :agreed:
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I'm in Queensland, SmilingAssassin. The state that Anna Bligh has singlehandedly fucked up for years.
And to the rest of you, I can handle a place like this. The reason I registered was because of the freedom available on here.
Les: I've read that post regarding those members and will take notice of it. Bodaccea was the one who suggested that I introduce myself.
CB
:welcome: Metallian! Les was kidding about me, I am a lamb. :)
:sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
She posts, and, apparently talks, as much as a whole flock.
Indeed I do! And hyke is even sweeter than I am! Les is a bit of a joker sometimes. ;)
Couldbecousin's a lamb, all right. She's one of these lambs.
:lol:
"Get ready for the violence of the lambs!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orV0ja9S28E
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Welcome. I'm glad that you finally decided to post.
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Hi Metallian. Are you a boy or a girl?
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Welcome, etc.
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Welcome. 8)
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POST
YOUR
BEWBS
PLEEZ
THANX!!!
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Welcome to I², Metallian.
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Welcome to the Intensity Empire. Hold on to your knickers, it's going to be a hell of a ride.
You may call me Your Majesty.
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The floods did not affect me too badly, Renaeden, I was on holiday at the time and my mother's car was stuck in Rockhampton. I watched them on the news, however. Very sad to see Toowoomba get hit by a flash flood.
And Scumby I don't want to post a picture of my boobs since it would be pointless. Have you got nothing better to think about or are you just winding me up? To answer your question Buterflies I'm female. And hello Semicolon, it's nice t see you on here. I didn't know that you were from Brisbane I used to visit there when I was younger.
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Welcome!
Metal fan you say? What kind of metal? What bands?
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The floods did not affect me too badly, Renaeden, I was on holiday at the time and my mother's car was stuck in Rockhampton. I watched them on the news, however. Very sad to see Toowoomba get hit by a flash flood.
And Scumby I don't want to post a picture of my boobs since it would be pointless. Have you got nothing better to think about or are you just winding me up? To answer your question Buterflies I'm female. And hello Semicolon, it's nice t see you on here. I didn't know that you were from Brisbane I used to visit there when I was younger.
I'm not from Brisbane. I am an American. :laugh:
Scrapheap (Scumby) asks women for nude pictures, and Eclair asks men for nude pictures, just as a form of greeting. Occasionally, they get them. A lot of members have their own special greetings for new members. Don't take this site too seriously.
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Eclair won't be able to see mine even if I posted nudes. Hair & tiny willy. :orly:
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Greetings
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And Scumby I don't want to post a picture of my boobs since it would be pointless. Have you got nothing better to think about or are you just winding me up?
Stupid bitch only lasted 5 posts. :-\ :dunno: :wanker:
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And Scumby I don't want to post a picture of my boobs since it would be pointless. Have you got nothing better to think about or are you just winding me up?
Stupid bitch only lasted 5 posts. :-\ :dunno: :wanker:
Sounds like the sensitive type if she reacted like that.
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The only person who provided tits and arse has been Stalin so far. I think more nuddies need to be posted to equalise the nuddies posted by past male members before anyone gets their cocks out again.
So far it's:
Female nudes: 1.5 (Stalin, Spookane if you count her nappy pictures)
Male nudes: 3 (Peter, Pea, Lit)
Scrap is still a coward for not getting his out though. :zoinks:
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The only person who provided tits and arse has been Stalin so far. I think more nuddies need to be posted to equalise the nuddies posted by past male members before anyone gets their cocks out again.
So far it's:
Female nudes: 1.5 (Stalin, Spookane if you count her nappy pictures)
Male nudes: 3 (Peter, Pea, Lit)
Scrap is still a coward for not getting his out though. :zoinks:
Mine have been posted several times.
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I haven't seen any. :dunno:
As for the likes of bint etc, bra photos don't count. :zoinks:
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The only person who provided tits and arse has been Stalin so far. I think more nuddies need to be posted to equalise the nuddies posted by past male members before anyone gets their cocks out again.
So far it's:
Female nudes: 1.5 (Stalin, Spookane if you count her nappy pictures)
Male nudes: 3 (Peter, Pea, Lit)
Scrap is still a coward for not getting his out though. :zoinks:
Tesla? Randy? some new guy did a long time back too in a thread asking if he looked OK and got plenty of laughs
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I'm only counting the people who posted them and had the balls to keep them on i2.
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Richard used his as his av :zombiefuck:
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How could I have forgot? :facepalm2:
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How could I have forgot? :facepalm2:
It's ok , the sheer horror of the pic caused your mind to erase the memory to protect yourself from any psychological damage :2thumbsup:
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Richard had alot of guts to do that but didn't have the guts to stay on the forums.
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How could I have forgot? :facepalm2:
It's ok , the sheer horror of the pic caused your mind to erase the memory to protect yourself from any psychological damage :2thumbsup:
Indeed.
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How could I have forgot? :facepalm2:
Severe trauma. :zoinks:
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How could I have forgot? :facepalm2:
Severe trauma. :zoinks:
I already used that gag , too slow Big -O :zoinks:
Don't worry , i don't think I'll get in the habit of calling you that :zombiefuck: :thumbdn: :screwy:
It's ok , the sheer horror of the pic caused your mind to erase the memory to protect yourself from any psychological damage :2thumbsup:
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Either way, there are indeed more male nudes than female. I'm personally apathetic about the whole thing but I'll play devil's advocate for a bit here - the females are being fucking stingy and no amount of whining on how some males won't cop out will stop that fact. :zoinks: