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Title: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: TheoK on October 24, 2012, 02:13:20 PM

From a Swedish community: "I want to meet a guy. Preferrably Scandinavian looks, about 190cm, handsome and well endowed. I'm only seeking a serious contact, no sex date".  :tard:

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 24, 2012, 02:15:06 PM

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=1349 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=1349)

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: MissKitty on October 24, 2012, 05:23:41 PM

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/31259/still-looking-for-the-one/ (http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/31259/still-looking-for-the-one/)

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 24, 2012, 08:20:41 PM

  This was on a bus, not the internet, but ... 


  On one of the city buses there was a poster promoting the Women, Infants and Children
  welfare program, and some cranky semiliterate person had scrawled on the poster,
  presumably addressing welfare recipients,  DON'T BE A SPOUNGE!   :rofl:

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: renaeden on October 25, 2012, 07:52:26 AM

This was not on the net either but I saw spraypainted onto a wall:
EDUCATION IS USLESS

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 25, 2012, 07:55:03 AM

Quote from: renaeden on October 25, 2012, 07:52:26 AM

This was not on the net either but I saw spraypainted onto a wall:
EDUCATION IS USLESS

  That's awesome, hope it was a genuine misspelling rather than sarcasm,
  I think it would be funnier that way.  :laugh:

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: TheoK on November 03, 2012, 03:07:20 PM

From the same community. This is a post-op MTF. It should especially be seen against the background that she was supposedly raped a few weeks ago. "Smyge" is short för "Smygehuk" a place in southern Sweden.

"Happily engaged." "Horny. Am in Smyge. Come and get me!"  :facepalm2:

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: Natalia Evans on November 03, 2012, 05:03:16 PM

I am not sure if this counts but I have seen several stop signs in the past and someone had spray painted "Don't" on it right above the word.

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: El on November 23, 2012, 11:08:03 AM

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/)

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: El on November 25, 2012, 01:08:16 PM

Quote from: http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-44639.html

I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: El on November 26, 2012, 06:59:28 PM

Quote from: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/4hf_a-DvUy0/Text-Replies-44687.html

(405): I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
(1-405): Does he think you're psycho?
(405): Officially...... yes.

Title: Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 11, 2012, 01:47:17 PM

Not stupid, but this made me chuckle.  The blogger is a woman in her 50's who was quite a swinger when she was younger.

"I've just sent a text message to the Minder asking what time he wants collecting from work tonight. He replied with a time & requesting that I am naked when I collect him!!!!!!!!!!

It's minus icy degrees here, if it was a little warmer I might do just that, but as I know what my beloved is like with technology in general & his phone in particular, I shall collect him fully clothed. For although the message said 'Naked 9:30 pm' what he meant to send was 'Make it 9:30 pm'. If I'm wrong he is going to be bitterly disappointed."