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Title: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 06:48:00 PM
why the fuck is he whatever he is?
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Mr Smith on May 04, 2007, 06:53:14 PM
for some reason the title of this thread made me snort with laughter.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 06:53:46 PM
someone set my table
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: The_P on May 04, 2007, 06:54:08 PM
for some reason the title of this thread made me snort with laughter.

Perhaps it's the spelling mistakes?

Oh, you are blonde.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 06:57:58 PM
spelling is ovverqted on the internet. sometimes my fingers go where they want on the keyboard.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: The_P on May 04, 2007, 06:58:43 PM
spelling is ovverqted on the internet. sometimes my fingers go where they want on the keyboard.

Giving your penis a rest for a change?
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:59:09 PM
Richard has indeed figured out
that one of my incarnations is
a Fruad (it should always be
capitalized). But, my leafy
appendages shall remain out
of everyone's sight, so no one
needs to worry about it.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 07:02:41 PM
the guy is a moderator on wrongplanet. and suddnly he a mod here? ah no. ban him
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Callaway on May 04, 2007, 07:04:36 PM
the guy is a moderator on wrongplanet. and suddnly he a mod here? ah no. ban him

Calandale is not a moderator here.  We don't have any moderators.  He is on the World Council, which you could be on too if you like.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 07:05:56 PM
the guy is a moderator on wrongplanet. and suddnly he a mod here? ah no. ban him

Calandale is not a moderator here.  We don't have any moderators.  He is on the World Council, which you could be on too if you like.

Though I haven't yet figured out what the WC is.
I figured that some major decisions were forthcoming.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 07:06:12 PM
i dont want to be on anything, callaway, you know me. i roll up with nothing :)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Mr Smith on May 04, 2007, 07:15:54 PM
the guy is a moderator on wrongplanet. and suddnly he a mod here? ah no. ban him

Calandale is not a moderator here.  We don't have any moderators.  He is on the World Council, which you could be on too if you like.

Though I haven't yet figured out what the WC is.
I figured that some major decisions were forthcoming.

Water Closet!

Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 07:18:13 PM
Cool. Should be interesting then.
I always do my best thinking on the
crapper.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 04, 2007, 07:20:29 PM
then flush your ass right back down
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Scrapheap on May 04, 2007, 09:15:59 PM
Water Closet!


enema
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Litigious on May 05, 2007, 01:42:54 AM
Water Closet!


enema

 :P
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: odeon on May 05, 2007, 02:25:45 AM
i dont want to be on anything, callaway, you know me. i roll up with nothing :)

I don't see why you shouldn't. You've been here for a while, you know how this place works.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: McGiver on May 05, 2007, 06:10:46 AM
the guy is a moderator on wrongplanet. and suddnly he a mod here? ah no. ban him

Calandale is not a moderator here.  We don't have any moderators.  He is on the World Council, which you could be on too if you like.

Though I haven't yet figured out what the WC is.
I figured that some major decisions were forthcoming.

Water Closet!



actually WC stands for Wanna Cyber.....and we have a very special forum, just for this.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 05, 2007, 06:13:01 AM
Isn't that the WHOLE forum?
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: McGiver on May 05, 2007, 06:23:07 AM
Isn't that the WHOLE forum?
never considered it, my whore.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 05, 2007, 06:25:34 AM
Isn't that the WHOLE forum?
never considered it, my whore.

I've never actually agreed to taking money.
And I don't like that other definition, it clouds
things too much.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: zer0 on May 05, 2007, 06:33:53 AM
Never try coming out of the water closet. You'll be declared an enema of the state.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 05, 2007, 06:34:57 AM
I usually cum in the WC.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: zer0 on May 05, 2007, 06:40:33 AM
While we're at it: never fuck dwarfs from fantasy novels. You'll get arrested for sex with miners.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Scrapheap on May 05, 2007, 08:21:33 AM
Never cross State Lions with Gulls for Immortal Porpiose's.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 05, 2007, 08:40:09 AM
Never cross State Lions with Gulls for Immortal Porpiose's.

 :plus: Thanks for reminding me.

But, it's sedate lions.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Scrapheap on May 05, 2007, 04:30:02 PM
Never cross State Lions with Gulls for Immortal Porpiose's.

 :plus: Thanks for reminding me.

But, it's sedate lions.

Depends on how the joke is told.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 05, 2007, 05:09:50 PM
So, why state? I've only heard the version where they're sleeping.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Mr Smith on May 05, 2007, 06:16:57 PM
I usually cum in the WC.

Never say that again.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 05, 2007, 06:40:15 PM
I usually cum in the WC.

Never say that again.

Got you sickly aroused, eh?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Scrapheap on May 05, 2007, 06:47:30 PM
So, why state? I've only heard the version where they're sleeping.

There's a version where the lions are used as guard dogs for an African government.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: McGiver on May 05, 2007, 08:12:58 PM
So, why state? I've only heard the version where they're sleeping.

There's a version where the lions are used as guard dogs for an African government.
good one.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 06, 2007, 10:00:46 PM
Oh, fruaddy me.

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/calandale/calandale4.jpg)
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/calandale/calandale3.jpg)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 06:42:34 AM
now you look like joe cocker.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Scrapheap on May 07, 2007, 05:27:17 PM
now you look like joe cocker.

What would you say if I sang out of tune, :glug: would you stand up and walk out on me. :glug:
Lend me you ear and I'll sing you a song, :glug: I will try not to sing out of :glug: :glug: key.  :glug:

I get :glug: with a little help from my :glug:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 07, 2007, 10:32:55 PM
The play of the lighting really captures the
way that I see the world when I'm dancing.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 01:52:10 AM
Oh, a bird with a beard!  :o :laugh:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 08, 2007, 01:56:32 AM
The bearded lady?

It's gone now. I molt in spring.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 08, 2007, 03:44:21 AM
you look fucking evil calandale.
how come no-one else is in the audience; you scare them all off?
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 03:46:13 AM
He actually looks like some kind of serial killer or something. But I like the guy, at least his internet "personality".
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 08, 2007, 04:08:49 PM
you look fucking evil calandale.
how come no-one else is in the audience; you scare them all off?

I am. No, it was not the band most people
were there for - but I get more room that way.
There was a decent crowd seated.

He actually looks like some kind of serial killer or something. But I like the guy, at least his internet "personality".

The two are not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 04:10:37 PM
I know. I like you anyway. I'm not judgemental.  8)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 08, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
Yeah, us wannabe serial killers gotta stick together.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 04:54:57 PM
Yep, for sure!  8)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: richard on May 08, 2007, 05:08:20 PM
Yeah, us wannabe
::)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on May 08, 2007, 05:10:52 PM
Yeah, us wannabe
::)

Are you an ACTUAL serial killer Richard?
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 27, 2018, 04:36:54 PM
Oh, fruaddy me.

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/calandale/calandale4.jpg)
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/calandale/calandale3.jpg)

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on November 27, 2018, 05:40:41 PM
I can't abide fruads.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on November 27, 2018, 07:14:18 PM
So, why state? I've only heard the version where they're sleeping.

You never answered, scrap
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jack on November 27, 2018, 07:31:02 PM
Sure he did.

So, why state? I've only heard the version where they're sleeping.

There's a version where the lions are used as guard dogs for an African government.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 27, 2018, 08:51:09 PM
I can't abide fruads.

Jesse's spelling improved a lot after he gave up drinking.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on November 27, 2018, 08:55:35 PM
Sure he did.

So, why state? I've only heard the version where they're sleeping.

There's a version where the lions are used as guard dogs for an African government.

Ah, thanks. I missed that when confronted with my glory. 
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on November 30, 2018, 06:28:15 PM
Im back to drinking ya bastards. Okay
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 30, 2018, 07:29:44 PM
OMG JESSE'S BACK!! :GA:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 30, 2018, 07:42:17 PM
Im back to drinking ya bastards. Okay

:beergrin:

Where are you living these days??
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on November 30, 2018, 08:16:03 PM
Last 5 years I have moved about 6 times. Santa Rosa, Mt. Shasta city, back to Santa Rosa then Flagstaff. Finally settled in a town called Camp Verde.


I'm gonna stay here for a while. Cost of living is affordable and it ain't so bad

I've missed you all. Hopefully I stick around but I make no guarantees  :laugh:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jack on November 30, 2018, 08:29:42 PM
Welcome back.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 30, 2018, 08:31:55 PM
Finally settled in a town called Camp Verde.

I'm gonna stay here for a while. Cost of living is affordable and it ain't so bad

 :headbang2:  I used to have a friend who lived in Prescott.

I might visit Sedona next year.

Perhaps we could grab a couple beers and talk about rocks, minerals, gems and other shit??   :dunno:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on November 30, 2018, 08:36:54 PM
Finally settled in a town called Camp Verde.

I'm gonna stay here for a while. Cost of living is affordable and it ain't so bad

 :headbang2:  I used to have a friend who lived in Prescott.

I might visit Sedona next year.

Perhaps we could grab a couple beers and talk about rocks, minerals, gems and other shit??   :dunno:
Oh nice. Sure man, that would be cool :santa:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on November 30, 2018, 08:37:34 PM
Welcome back.
Thanks Jack
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Bastet on November 30, 2018, 08:38:43 PM
What is a fruad? Is t a fraud misspelled?
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Bastet on November 30, 2018, 08:39:27 PM
Fruadian slip
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on November 30, 2018, 08:40:28 PM
 Probably. It was a headline I obviously made out of anger,  :laugh:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: renaeden on December 01, 2018, 12:53:25 AM
Good to see you, Jesse.  :) Been wondering what you've been up to.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: odeon on December 01, 2018, 04:37:16 AM
Welcome back, Jesse. :)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on December 01, 2018, 06:29:45 AM
I found a pile of cakes in front of a sorority house tonight.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 01, 2018, 08:43:11 AM
Welcome back, Jesse. :)

Go drown yourself :)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 09:24:07 AM
 :popcorn:j
I found a pile of cakes in front of a sorority house tonight.
Never eat food you don't prepare yourself Calandale.  :trollskull:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 09:24:35 AM
Welcome back, Jesse. :)
:santa:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 09:25:20 AM
Good to see you, Jesse.  :) Been wondering what you've been up to.
Stuff. Mostly boring,  :laugh:

Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: odeon on December 01, 2018, 04:43:06 PM
Welcome back, Jesse. :)

Go drown yourself :)

(https://pics.me.me/internet-version-preparation-h-for-butt-hurt-reduces-the-pain-12792290.png)
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on December 01, 2018, 05:28:33 PM
:popcorn:j
I found a pile of cakes in front of a sorority house tonight.
Never eat food you don't prepare yourself Calandale.  :trollskull:

Pfft. I'm a scavenger.
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 06:31:15 PM
:popcorn:j
I found a pile of cakes in front of a sorority house tonight.
Never eat food you don't prepare yourself Calandale.  :trollskull:

Pfft. I'm a scavenger.
Only because of our socio-economic situation,  :orly:
Title: Re: calandale is a fruad
Post by: Calandale on December 01, 2018, 10:43:56 PM
:popcorn:j
I found a pile of cakes in front of a sorority house tonight.
Never eat food you don't prepare yourself Calandale.  :trollskull:

Pfft. I'm a scavenger.
Only because of our socio-economic situation,  :orly:

No. It's just my nature. There were times I could argue I was poor enough to be one,
but not now.

I was in SF recently, and felt guilty when I understood that I was taking stuff deliberately
being left out for the homeless.