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Title: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: shima on June 12, 2006, 07:40:25 PM
No, not that kind of eat.

If you were a cannibal, which aspie would you eat and why?  I would eat Nomaken, because he is the rarest bird I have ever known.  His feathers are soft and colorful, and his flesh would be succulant and strange on my tongue. 

Please include how you would cook him or her, or if you would go raw.  I would barbecue Nomaken.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Nomaken on June 12, 2006, 08:53:51 PM
Can I eat myself?
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: shima on June 12, 2006, 09:24:51 PM
Yes, but why, and how would you cook yourself (unless you will eat yourself raw).
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2006, 12:32:12 AM
from what i understand, nomaken is already done.

i'd cut him in cheese slices and eat him plain, maybe a cracker now and then.  but mainly one bite-sized slice at a time.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Postperson on June 13, 2006, 02:34:14 AM
I think I'd eat baby, I think she'd carve well as a roast.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Nomaken on June 13, 2006, 06:20:59 AM
I know this is intended to complimentary, but I really couldnt end the life of anyone I treasure that is alive.  And the people I dont treasure I wouldnt recommend be eaten by bacteria.  So if I had to kill and eat someone I'd choose myself.  If it is someone already dead.... I can't say who, because they'd get pissed at me.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: El on June 13, 2006, 09:45:04 AM
I'd say I'd eat Happeh but it would probably make me assymetrical somehow.

As for cooking choice, I'd decapiate him frist and donate his brain to sceince, then grind him up and serve him in a stir-fry at some kind of medical conference.? I think he'd like it that way; one final fuck-you to doctors.

((Edited for misspelling))
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Pyraxis on June 14, 2006, 08:09:27 AM
If it is someone already dead.... I can't say who, because they'd get pissed at me.

If they're already dead, now how can they get pissed at you?
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: hiro on June 16, 2006, 12:49:31 AM
I would lean against the nearest tree, forcing the knife in my back to severe my spine and therefor enabling me to bend over far enough to eat myself.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Nomaken on June 16, 2006, 12:51:31 AM
The living person reading the forum might be angry at me.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: shima on June 16, 2006, 09:00:42 AM
Omg, I think hiro is sicker than nomaken! :o  We need TWO extra poll options now.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: hiro on June 16, 2006, 04:34:04 PM
Omg, I think hiro is sicker than nomaken! :o? We need TWO extra poll options now.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Nomaken on June 17, 2006, 04:06:09 AM
Anyhow, I'd eat PMS elle to try and absorb some of her wit, humor, and power.
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Post by: Peter on June 21, 2006, 02:00:56 PM
I'd eat fluorescent, since then I'd be unrivalled in hotness, and he'd be high in protein too.  :)
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Randy on June 21, 2006, 02:10:12 PM
Are you sure, considering I had cancer?  I know its in remission, but what if...

The fact of the matter is, I rarely ever get sick.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Peter on June 21, 2006, 02:31:09 PM
Your cancer wouldn't pose a risk to me, since my immune system would treat the cancer cells like any other pathogen.  They're only dangerous to you because your immune system doesn't know to attack them.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: McGiver on June 21, 2006, 04:57:44 PM
i'd like to eat peigay.  red seems like its precooked.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: peegai on June 25, 2006, 05:46:43 AM
I like to eat Pyraxis... down "there".

Yes -- "there".
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Post by: odeon on June 25, 2006, 06:27:55 AM
Why not "here"?
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: peegai on June 25, 2006, 06:29:14 AM
Why not "here"?

Because "there" is more appetising than "here".
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 07:17:46 AM
I like to eat Pyraxis... down "there".

Yes -- "there".

do you mean in australia?
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Hibakusha on June 25, 2006, 08:18:50 AM
 :P I wonder whats under down yonder ???
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Sanityisoverrated on June 25, 2006, 08:38:48 AM
I like to eat Pyraxis... down "there".

Yes -- "there".

do you mean in australia?

I think he means 'Tasmania'
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Hibakusha on June 26, 2006, 09:34:53 AM
After toying around with the Idea for quite some time..................I have decided it would have to be Lucifer.

Why?

vivi le difference!

fine dive if clever :o :P :o
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Randy on June 29, 2006, 03:16:00 PM
I would not say that Peter.  Cancer has tricks that make it hard to find.  I am in remission, but what would your body do?  I tend to adapt very quickly to stimuli and apparently physical stimuli too. It could hide identity under fibrogen.  It could also send out immune complexes that would keep your immune system busy. Knowing what I know, my body is extremely resilent. It is simply incredible at times.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2006, 03:16:46 PM
http://www.mattsmusicpage.com/111/sounds/rndarse.htm
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 12:49:06 AM
Lemon curry??
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Litigious on May 18, 2007, 01:14:54 AM
I think I would eat the thread starter or Milla. They both look very tasty.  :P
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: McGiver on May 18, 2007, 07:55:48 PM
i'd eat randy.  he is caaein free.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 07:57:12 PM
I'd eat Richard - he's meaty.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 07:59:05 PM
I'd eat Fatty McBlob. I could use all those calories.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 07:59:47 PM
I'd eat Nomaken, before he eats everyone else.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 18, 2007, 08:10:26 PM
Flo because he would feed more people.

Then I won't have to spend as much money on a meal.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 08:11:19 PM
Flo because he would feed more people.

Then I won't have to spend as much money on a meal.

I like your new Avie.  8)
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 08:12:32 PM
Dunc - cause his avie makes me horny AND hungry.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 08:14:14 PM
Dunc - cause his avie makes me horny AND hungry.

You like hot stew??
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Calandale on May 18, 2007, 08:42:29 PM
Pureed dog chow.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 10:36:52 PM
Flo because he would feed more people.

Then I won't have to spend as much money on a meal.

I think people would probably get sick off eating Flo.  :puke:
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 18, 2007, 10:41:11 PM
Flo because he would feed more people.

Then I won't have to spend as much money on a meal.

I think people would probably get sick off eating Flo.  :puke:

Those muscles would feed an army. But you have no fat to deep fry them in.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 10:42:59 PM
What muscles ?? he's not that ripped.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Mr Smith on May 18, 2007, 10:48:02 PM
What muscles ?? he's not that ripped.

If you can reccomend someone on here that is more ripped, with photos, I will eat them instead.
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: Scrapheap on May 18, 2007, 10:48:57 PM
What muscles ?? he's not that ripped.

If you can reccomend someone on here that is more ripped, with photos, I will eat them instead.

Can I watch ??  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
Post by: McGiver on May 21, 2007, 09:23:38 AM
What muscles ?? he's not that ripped.

If you can reccomend someone on here that is more ripped, with photos, I will eat them instead.
you can deep fry me. ;D