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Title: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 14, 2020, 04:25:01 PM
I guess you guys will all be taking it, right?

Wait, What's that? Did you just say no, you won't take it? What? You think it could be unsafe? A vaccine? Really? No way.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 15, 2020, 01:31:24 AM
Comrade Bill says it's either him or Comrade Vlad.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 04:12:20 AM
Do you ever think before you post? What has that comment got to do with anything?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Dirty Big Yoke on August 15, 2020, 04:20:56 AM
smoking all the weeeeedddd
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 05:59:21 AM
I think you should all take the russian covid vaccine.

you said vaccines are safe so why dont you take it?

are vaccines not safe now?

answer the question.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 15, 2020, 01:09:46 PM
Do you ever think before you post? What has that comment got to do with anything?

This is a gem of a post, coming from you. The irony is delicious.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 01:15:06 PM
I think you should all take the russian covid vaccine.

you said vaccines are safe so why dont you take it?

are vaccines not safe now?

answer the question.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 15, 2020, 01:17:25 PM
Repeating nonsense doesn't change what it is.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 01:23:13 PM
I think you should all take the russian covid vaccine.

you said vaccines are safe so why dont you take it?

are vaccines not safe now?

answer the question.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 15, 2020, 01:49:36 PM
The advantages of well-tested and well-regulated vaccines far outweigh the risks. Of course there is a small chance that you could end up a bombed-out stoner posting the same nonsense over and over on an obscure internet forum, but most likely getting vaccinated will just stop you catching stuff that might kill you.

I would hold the Russian vaccine to the same standards that I hold any vaccine to. If I am convinced that it is well-regulated and well-tested, I will take it.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 01:54:05 PM
Does everybody on this forum talk in lawyer talk? Can none of you answer a simple fucking yes or no question about whether or not you will take it, and why?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 15, 2020, 02:03:50 PM
Does everybody on this forum talk in lawyer talk? Can none of you answer a simple fucking yes or no question about whether or not you will take it, and why?
I just fucking did. I will take it if I am confident that it is safe. That's about as clear an answer as you're gonna get dude!

Do you want me to make a youtube video of me saying that? Would you watch it and then believe it because it's on youtube?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 02:22:47 PM
Does everybody on this forum talk in lawyer talk? Can none of you answer a simple fucking yes or no question about whether or not you will take it, and why?
I just fucking did. I will take it if I am confident that it is safe.

That's not the question. The question is, it is available, they claim that it is safe, will you take it?

Yes or no. The answer is clearly no. So why is it no?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 02:32:02 PM
Clearly, if you were intellectually honest , you would say "i dont believe the safety claims being made by the russian vaccine companies, and thats why i wont take a russian vaccine"

now, can you explain to me why you dont believe the safety claims being made by the russian vaccine companies, but you do believe the safety claims being made by the american vaccine companies?

Without mentioning weed, or stoners, can you just answer the fucking question? Clearly, people like Odeon, who think they are high functioning, cannot answer a simple question like that, and they are low functioning people by definition.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 15, 2020, 04:25:17 PM
Listen, stoner, lay off the weed. I've given you a clear answer already. Your questioning is intellectually dishonest, implying that if one is pro-vaccine that one should take all vaccines without question.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 04:28:23 PM
no, the russian vaccine is safe. they said so. so you need to fucking take it because you said all that shit about how not taking vaccines is evil.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 15, 2020, 04:30:35 PM
if you dont take the russian covid vaccine, you are a piece of shit, you killed my granda. you are scum. you have to take it.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Genesis on August 15, 2020, 09:27:52 PM
Seriously though.... tell me about your mother
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 01:15:23 AM
I think you should all take the russian covid vaccine.

you said vaccines are safe so why dont you take it?

are vaccines not safe now?

answer the question.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2020, 01:22:06 AM
Did your mum drop you a lot?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 03:48:18 AM
I think you should all take the russian covid vaccine.

you said vaccines are safe so why dont you take it?

are vaccines not safe now?

answer the question.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 16, 2020, 04:57:40 AM
I think you should all take the russian covid vaccine.

you said vaccines are safe so why dont you take it?

are vaccines not safe now?

answer the question.

This is why you are not taken seriously.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 05:12:36 AM
And still he dodges the question, amazing!

Have you considered a career in politics?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 05:13:17 AM
Will you be taking the russian covid vaccine? Science says its safe.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 16, 2020, 05:34:29 AM
I've answered your question, buttmonkey.

I always research the safety and effectiveness of any medical treatment. This will be no different.

If Trump says to inject myself with bleach, I don't just do that because the POTUS says to. If Putin tells me to take a vaccine, ditto.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 05:38:18 AM
you didnt answer the question. you keep going on about research, but i didnt ask you about research buddy. the research has been done. i asked if you are going to take the injection now, asshole.

clearly you are not because clearly we both know the vaccine is poison, contains mercury, animal dna, fetal tissue, drain cleaner etc.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 05:40:42 AM
also i highly doubt that you are capable of research
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 05:41:58 AM
does your 'research' involve waiting for a BBC news reporter to tell you which vaccine to take?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 05:49:12 AM
We have both come to the (correct) conclusion that russian vaccines aren't safe.

But you have come to the (incorrect) conclusion that american vaccines are safe.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:15:21 AM
you guys have real problems with basic concepts like this.

you need to lay off the pregabalin
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:18:27 AM
If this was a job interview, I wouldn't hire you, because you are unable to make a decision on the russian covid vaccine which you claim you are more educated about than me. so why cant you give me a yes or no answer if you know so much?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:19:53 AM
You'll notice I'm not having the same trouble making a decision on the russian covid vaccine, i have no problem explaining my decision.

but you cant do it.

you are that intellectually weak and dishonest that you, physically, cannot do it. you cant bring yourself to speak sense.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:22:06 AM
you just hide behind "blah blah research" i.e. you will do whatever the fuck you are told, and you havent done any research about anything.

What covid vaccine research have you done? I'm calling your bluff. you haven't done any. you are a liar.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:27:57 AM
and whose research do you trust?  Bill Gates? If there was a russian software guy in the covid vaccine game, would you trust him? or do you only listen to american software engineers when it comes to your health?

we've already established that it cant be any software engineer, because steve gibson isnt good enough for you, although he is an assembler developer and arguably more of a techie than bill gates. No, for you to trust him, he needs to be a psychopathic software developer, like bill gates, then you will listen to his ideas about your health. Incredible. 

you really are a tool and you cant even see that you are one.

I mean words fail me.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:33:53 AM
DERP DERP DERP BILL GATES GOOD STEVE GIBSON BAD DERP DERP DERP

If you knew anything about either of those people, you would know how fucking stupid you sound when you argue against Steve in favour of Bill.

Honestly those of you who say you work in tech, must be taking home below average wages.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:35:14 AM
If someone tells me they care about PC security and they dont recognise the name Steve Gibson, i aint fuckin hiring them. you can but i wont.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:36:47 AM
And if you actually listened to me, not only could you save your health, you could upskill in your career, learn about cyber security, and earn a lot more money. you could finally stop being poor, wouldn't that be nice?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:38:27 AM
And if that doesn't tempt you, remember, money gives you access to better healthcare, which would be beneficial for a very overweight person such as yourself.

I'm just trying to help you.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:40:11 AM
the covid vaccine isnt even going to protect you if you are fat, so you might as well hit the gym now. im begging you to lose some weight.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:43:05 AM
I don't understand how you can say you care about scientific research. there's so much research that says being fat is bad for your health, its overwhelmingly a medical fact, and still you maintain a fat weight. why?

seems to me that you dont actually do what science says, you do what is easy

then you rationalise it after the fact
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:46:54 AM
you dont get to pick and choose your research ("oh i believe in vaccines, but also im body positive and i believe in obesity as a fashion choice")


science say obesity very bad. obesity worst. not fashion choice.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Fun With Matches on August 16, 2020, 11:47:47 AM
Why are you bothering?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 11:51:39 AM
dunno. irony is if the authorities actually did tell Cartman to take the russian vaccine he would do it tomorrow. Having already established with me that it's not safe  :lol1:

Of course, his idea of what makes something safe or not simple boils down to whether an authority told him to do it, because then he doesn't have to think.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2020, 12:57:20 PM
If this was a job interview, I wouldn't hire you, because you are unable to make a decision on the russian covid vaccine which you claim you are more educated about than me. so why cant you give me a yes or no answer if you know so much?

If this was a job interview you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2020, 01:03:12 PM
What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 01:10:09 PM
I have a machine to do it they're very affordable
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 16, 2020, 02:39:20 PM
What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?

Your momma's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 02:50:14 PM
What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?

im a software engineer, too.

everybodies a fucking software engineer now. you know why? because anybody can be a software engineer. its not like being a gas engineer or an electrician, you dont need to know anything. you dont need muscles to turn a wrench. you can pretty much be a complete psycho dick like bill gates, who probably never had sex with his wife. he probably never developed the ability to have an erection let alone maintain one. and this is your new god of healthcare. he just bought the position. welcome to 2020.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 02:57:00 PM
He doesnt want you to be healthy. its not about that. god some people are naive
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 03:14:41 PM
Why would Bill Gates care about your health?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 03:16:03 PM
I'll keep posting that something is fishy about this situation as long as I can because it stinks to high heaven. its so fishy.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 03:16:45 PM
And if you think it doesn't stink then why don't you just eat a gallon of ice cream and get the russian vaccine?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 03:24:14 PM
I mean, how does it make you feel that vladimir putin is covid secure and you're not? does it make you feel like a little bitch?

even im covid secure, with myu vitamin d and my immune system, but you old fat people will die. why dont you pay me to wear a mask if it will save you?
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 16, 2020, 03:27:04 PM
you actually cant OD on weed, but the vaccine will be such a strong dose, to make it work for the fat people, that they will literally kill all the underweight people.

we're talking government sanctioned murder here.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 16, 2020, 05:36:17 PM
But I thought you believe the virus was engineered to target old, sick, and/or fat people. Why would the vaccine be adapted to help them?  :dunno: Pick a theory and stick to it.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Jack on August 16, 2020, 08:47:24 PM
Does everybody on this forum talk in lawyer talk? Can none of you answer a simple fucking yes or no question about whether or not you will take it, and why?
Am still holding out hope you will settle down after a bit and actually attempt to engage in conversation on some of these topics, rather than posting long videos, seemingly talking to the walls, or demanding the walls answer questions. Lest be left to only talking to the walls.
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 16, 2020, 10:48:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNtr0RahRqM
Title: Re: So the Russian Covid vaccine is ready
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2020, 11:52:46 PM
What do you do for a living, Reggie? Do you have a job? Mum still does your laundry, though, right?

im a software engineer, too.

everybodies a fucking software engineer now. you know why? because anybody can be a software engineer. its not like being a gas engineer or an electrician, you dont need to know anything. you dont need muscles to turn a wrench. you can pretty much be a complete psycho dick like bill gates, who probably never had sex with his wife. he probably never developed the ability to have an erection let alone maintain one. and this is your new god of healthcare. he just bought the position. welcome to 2020.

Ah. You're that smelly IT support guy in the basement. Explains a lot.