INTENSITY²

Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Adam on August 16, 2009, 04:46:43 PM

Title: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: Adam on August 16, 2009, 04:46:43 PM: i think me and my tortoise are very similar in many ways. look at our aspie faces

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2273/cgvh.jpg)
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1052/gvhb.jpg)
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1528/tfy.jpg)
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: matthe on August 20, 2009, 06:49:35 PM: i think he has tourtettes syndrome
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: renaeden on August 24, 2009, 05:13:17 AM: :lol:
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on September 06, 2009, 02:10:48 PM: It's so hard to tell, Soph. Could just be Social Anxiety, that thick shell ya know.
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 09, 2009, 01:54:00 AM: There seems to be a dash of inertia too. But still, that's not enough for a DX.
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: Leto729 on September 11, 2009, 05:58:10 AM: This is to funny. I have not laugh so much in a long time.

He maybe aspie.
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: 'andersom' on September 13, 2009, 03:38:51 PM: Does it like spinning?

Or 'running' around in circles?

And if so, does it like it more than the average tortoise?
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: Blasted on March 24, 2010, 05:58:37 PM: Asspie for sure :indeed:
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: Scrapheap on March 24, 2010, 09:24:53 PM: That tortise is much better looking than you are.
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: DukeNukem on March 24, 2010, 09:26:14 PM: Quote from: Scrapmire on March 24, 2010, 09:24:53 PM
That tortise is much better looking than you are.
VOTE FOR DUKE NUKEM AS PRESIDENT OF I2!!!
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 25, 2010, 06:20:11 AM: http://www.manikay.com/didjeridu/tortcook.shtml Wow. So that is how you would cook him if you had to. Was wondering. Wonder what he would taste? You think he would taste like chicken? Hypothetically speaking of course.
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: skyblue1 on March 25, 2010, 06:51:34 PM: turtles taste exactly like chicken. lets see if CBC will fry some up for us :evillaugh:
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 25, 2010, 08:09:47 PM: Quote from: skyblue1 on March 25, 2010, 06:51:34 PM
turtles taste exactly like chicken. lets see if CBC will fry some up for us :evillaugh:

Instead of eating tortoise, why not have a delicious burger from here:

http://www.wildwillysburgers.com
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: skyblue1 on March 25, 2010, 08:22:19 PM: Well that does kind of look like a turtle..... :thumbup:
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 25, 2010, 08:27:30 PM: Quote from: skyblue1 on March 25, 2010, 08:22:19 PM
Well that does kind of look like a turtle..... :thumbup:

But it's made out of beef. :thumbup:
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: SleepyDragon on March 25, 2010, 11:56:16 PM: As long as Volodja is not regaling you with hours-long explanations of the differences between tortoises and turtles, to the point where you want to stick pencils in your ears, it's safe to assume he isn't Aspie.

P.S. He has nice taste in flowers; those snapdragons look luscious. :thumbup:
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 26, 2010, 09:29:30 PM: Quote from: hykeaswell on September 13, 2009, 03:38:51 PM
Does it like spinning?

Or 'running' around in circles?

And if so, does it like it more than the average tortoise?

Does he rock?
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 26, 2010, 09:30:24 PM: Quote from: couldbecousin on March 26, 2010, 09:29:30 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 13, 2009, 03:38:51 PM
Does it like spinning?

Or 'running' around in circles?

And if so, does it like it more than the average tortoise?

Does he rock?

Also, how old is he now, and how long might he live?
Title: Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
Post by: 'andersom' on March 27, 2010, 04:07:46 PM: Quote from: couldbecousin on March 26, 2010, 09:30:24 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 26, 2010, 09:29:30 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 13, 2009, 03:38:51 PM
Does it like spinning?

Or 'running' around in circles?

And if so, does it like it more than the average tortoise?

Does he rock?

Also, how old is he now, and how long might he live?

How old does he act, compared to his peers?

Does he retract in his shield a lot? Could be anxiety, or APD.