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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Al Swearegen on December 31, 2007, 02:25:59 AM

Title: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 31, 2007, 02:25:59 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on Yesterday at 02:02:26 PM

Washing Machine. Just as well mate. I was thinking the same of you.


 laugh

If I wasn't busy with something a bit more
promising, I'd take you up on that. I think
I'd rather see if you can handle any of the
cannon fodder first.


C'mon down Calandale. I challenge you. You can bring your mate Pea too that is OK.

After you accept, I am happy to "start you off". This may help give you something to work on.

I am not new anymore nor "fresh meat" and you guys complain how this site is getting too soft. So bring it!

Besides I am bored and it will be fun.


Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: SovaNu on December 31, 2007, 05:29:10 AM
*brings Pea*
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on December 31, 2007, 05:38:32 AM
...Calandale and I are friends now?
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 31, 2007, 09:04:00 AM
Does it matter?
You were whinging to Dunc's how everyone was getting soft and how this was becoming like the type of support forum you despise.
I give you an opportunity to have a bit of fun and use your flaming prowess on a nOOb (on their insistence) and you are getting bent out of shape that I called Calandale your mate?
For fuck's sake. I am trying to help you out here. Look I will start the thread off for you. If Calandale wants to join in at any stage he can.
I am pissed and don't give a rat's arse.

Oh Happy New Year. LOL
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on December 31, 2007, 09:23:24 AM
Does it matter?

Yes, it does.

Quote
You were whinging to Dunc's how everyone was getting soft and how this was becoming like the type of support forum you despise.
I give you an opportunity to have a bit of fun and use your flaming prowess on a nOOb (on their insistence) and you are getting bent out of shape that I called Calandale your mate?
For fuck's sake. I am trying to help you out here. Look I will start the thread off for you. If Calandale wants to join in at any stage he can.
I am pissed and don't give a rat's arse.

Oh Happy New Year. LOL

Are you referring to my time as admin? Ah, good times.

Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 09:24:37 AM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 31, 2007, 10:03:17 AM
This is what I was talking about PeaGuy http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2674.0

Kinda made sense to me.


So it matters that I referred to you and Cal as mates? OK....ummmm......why am I caring? If you find it so distressing just give me shit on the thread. (I take it you aren't lovers either then, huh?)
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: SovaNu on December 31, 2007, 12:39:05 PM
they are lovers. it's a passionate hate/love thing with lots of hot sex. :indeed:
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: duncvis on December 31, 2007, 12:40:21 PM
lying fag hag.  :lol:
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: SovaNu on December 31, 2007, 12:43:00 PM
 :laugh:

Cal said it first. :toporly:
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 12:50:35 PM
 :zoinks:

And she always believes me.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: SovaNu on December 31, 2007, 12:53:41 PM
is that Jesus in your avatar? in front of the washing machine.

yes i believe you when you tell me good news. :-*
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 01:28:32 PM
It's the imprint of jesus's
body, after he did his laundry.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on December 31, 2007, 02:31:33 PM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.

Nein: we're mortal enemies. That is all.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on December 31, 2007, 02:34:21 PM

If you find it so distressing just give me shit on the thread.


Okay, you asked for it...

(http://www.perfect-shit.com/shit-bg.jpg)

Owned.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 02:38:46 PM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.

Nein: we're mortal enemies. That is all.

I always get the two confused.

I guess it's all the buttsecks.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: SovaNu on December 31, 2007, 02:41:50 PM
yum. and the lusty tender kisses.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on December 31, 2007, 02:47:47 PM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.

Nein: we're mortal enemies. That is all.

I always get the two confused.

I guess it's all the buttsecks.

Oh wow -- double-spacing is the new trend now, is it?

Can I join?
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 03:12:36 PM


Oh wow -- double-spacing is the new trend now, is it?

Can I join?

You can.


If you think you can handle it.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on December 31, 2007, 03:22:54 PM


Oh wow -- double-spacing is the new trend now, is it?

Can I join?

You can.


If you think you can handle it.

Can you handle...

...this?
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 03:41:44 PM
Honestly, I'd rather not touch it.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 31, 2007, 06:43:53 PM
Impressive I have just woken after last night's drinking. I need to do a crap....I will see if I can outdo that photo.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 31, 2007, 10:10:17 PM

If you find it so distressing just give me shit on the thread.


Okay, you asked for it...

(http://www.perfect-shit.com/shit-bg.jpg)

Owned.

Why do I not find it hard to believe you would "own" a pile of shit. Any more proud possessions you have that you want to share? What else have you got in the photo album. I will pretend to be interested.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on December 31, 2007, 10:17:46 PM
My. I thought that such a simplistic attack
was actually up your alley (or pooper).

I owe you an apology, for suggesting pea.
Hmm...means kosmo is out too.

What's left? I'd not suggest a female,
as they are more dangerous. Hadron's
not around.

I think Richard may be your speed.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 01, 2008, 12:31:12 AM
You mean Richard "Fuck the World" Benson or that whiney English guy who called out about half the members and continued to whine about someone called Sean?
In either case I am not sure if I am exactly flattered.

Actually yes I will agree with you that trying to take on the likes of Lucifer or P.I. from what I have seen would be akin to offering them several "free shot" at my genitals only slightly more painful.

Though boredom will make a man do strange things in the way of amusement, even when they come to regret it later.


Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on January 01, 2008, 05:32:35 AM
You mean Richard "Fuck the World" Benson or that whiney English guy who called out about half the members and continued to whine about someone called Sean?
In either case I am not sure if I am exactly flattered.

Actually yes I will agree with you that trying to take on the likes of Lucifer or P.I. from what I have seen would be akin to offering them several "free shot" at my genitals only slightly more painful.

Though boredom will make a man do strange things in the way of amusement, even when they come to regret it later.




Either. Lucifer is trivial. She fights neither
fairly nor effectively. I've not seen PI in
a brawl. Like me, 'tis probably not her style.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Catrona on January 02, 2008, 07:13:39 PM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.

well, least he had sloppy fourths
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on January 02, 2008, 07:30:10 PM
Given yesterday,
and all the ass reaming I
got, yeah.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on January 03, 2008, 11:23:40 AM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.

well, least he had sloppy fourths

Go back to making man-love with your lab rats.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 03, 2008, 04:23:54 PM
Catrona is a woman.

i like whining about Sean. :laugh:
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on January 03, 2008, 04:39:44 PM
Catrona is a woman.

Doesn't mean she doesn't
like a bit of man lurve.

Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Catrona on January 06, 2008, 11:37:24 AM
...Calandale and I are friends now?

We're lovers.

well, least he had sloppy fourths

Go back to making man-love with your lab rats.

every day!

you don't miss me?
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on January 06, 2008, 12:08:22 PM
Poor rats.
They don't like going
in the ass.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Catrona on January 06, 2008, 12:37:59 PM
Poor rats.
They don't like going
in the ass.

we're expecting babies soon.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Calandale on January 06, 2008, 12:46:42 PM
Poor rats.
They don't like going
in the ass.

we're expecting babies soon.

From cross species anal?  :o

There's gotta be a paper in that.
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: Catrona on January 06, 2008, 09:39:07 PM
Poor rats.
They don't like going
in the ass.

we're expecting babies soon.

From cross species anal?  :o

There's gotta be a paper in that.

we're gonna name em the "pea"rat line...
Title: Re: I call out Calandale.....OK you can bring pea too if you want.
Post by: The_P on January 13, 2008, 12:46:41 PM
Rat Pack.

I love it when people pay their tributes to moi.