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Title: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 03, 2020, 05:26:45 PM
their business go down the toilet?
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: rock hound on August 03, 2020, 05:28:32 PM
It's good business...........<sarcasm>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDGDaxVshL8
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 03, 2020, 07:00:52 PM
And the alternative is???

Frankly I'm very surprised that there has been the level of public and political support for these ongoing lockdowns and travel restrictions such as we have seen. I was expecting that by May 2020 the world would have adjusted to COVID-19 as a "new normal", but that's obviously not the case.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: odeon on August 04, 2020, 02:21:12 AM
People have a bigger problem with dying or passing on the virus to others. I know, nobody's really committed anymore, right.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 04, 2020, 09:47:45 AM
they're all waiting for a big government cheque. only 50% of the people are really scared of dying. the other half are having a laugh.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: odeon on August 04, 2020, 02:39:00 PM
I take it you haven't ever run your own business?
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 04, 2020, 04:54:33 PM
I run TSMC. We've developed a massive pot smoking culture here to get the jump on Intel.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 04, 2020, 04:59:19 PM
You are going to see a lot of news about Intel going down in the coming months. Remember, Pot smoking is forbidden at Intel and you can see it in their chip fabrication they cant figure out 10nm and we already busted through there.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 04, 2020, 05:05:48 PM
richie allen is our highest paid consultant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLV4UxPr0o
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: odeon on August 05, 2020, 01:32:04 AM
So that's a no.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 04:08:50 AM
I overestimated you, you only earn 20k, as a covid test and trace call handler. At least you get to do nothing all day, which explains why you're always here.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 04:11:25 AM
You hate weed because you can't afford it.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 04:18:43 AM
I know it's hard for a straight edge person like you to believe that asking random questions could be a high paying job for someone, and that's why you'll never be rich.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Fun With Matches on August 05, 2020, 04:43:07 AM
The amount of cases of COVID19 in my county are 0.3% of the population.  I keep switching back and forth myself from being very concerned due to most people ignoring the social distancing protocols, and wondering what the big deal is. :GA: :dunno:
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 12:31:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOpKyAtxEw
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Dirty Big Yoke on August 05, 2020, 01:38:17 PM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/corona-jokes-202-5e9eddb4dd816__700.jpg)

 :hahaha:
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 02:37:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUwf0k28gIk
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 02:39:20 PM
fuck me it must be so shit being a conformist in this country.  :lol1:

Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 02:42:34 PM
this is the bullshit you live your life by, and I never will:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2020/07/30/you-must-not-do-your-own-research-when-it-comes-to-science/#1c6bec97535e

thats why I am better than you, and I will always be better than you.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Fun With Matches on August 05, 2020, 02:55:58 PM
Who are you talking to?
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 02:58:09 PM
anyone who agrees with that forbes link, but please dont click it, its click bait, just watch the video I posted about it.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Fun With Matches on August 05, 2020, 03:01:26 PM
Lol.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 03:04:44 PM
I'm  talking to anyone who thinks Russia is the boogey man and Saudi Arabia is heaven on earth where every official is a saint.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: odeon on August 05, 2020, 03:10:10 PM
:yawn:

You're boring as hell now.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 03:11:14 PM
Well, sometimes life can be boring. But boring is good. Boring means nothing bad is happening.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 03:17:37 PM
I don't like insulting people and being rude to people, but the mercury in my brain makes me do it.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 03:18:39 PM
I have some large fillings.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: odeon on August 05, 2020, 03:19:10 PM
I don't like insulting people and being rude to people, but the mercury in my brain makes me do it.

I'm not like that. I don't suffer fools and I like to see fools suffer.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 03:54:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUaqFzZLxU
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 05, 2020, 04:08:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUaqFzZLxU

Cognitive dissonance. Sharing that and voting Tory.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 04:22:45 PM
I never have voted Tory, but a lot of the people on the left do themselves a disservice, in that they paint the Tories in such a cartoon character bad guy way that I'm starting to think it would be funny to vote Tory in the future, not because it would help me, but because some people put up such an amusing opposition to the Tories that its worth having them on that basis.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 05, 2020, 04:31:01 PM
George Carlin always came across as too bitter to consider funny.  :dunno:
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 04:45:39 PM
My father ranted like that, not about rich people, but about his own life, but using similar mannerisms and repetitive speech patterns as my father, for some reason I like it, my sister hates it for the same reason.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 05, 2020, 05:33:16 PM
George Carlin always came across as too bitter to consider funny.  :dunno:

More "stand up philosopher" in that he speaks uncomfortable truths (at least as he sees it) with a large serve of hyperbole.

Not so much "rolling around on the floor holding your sides" funny.
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Gopher Gary on August 05, 2020, 05:46:49 PM
George Carlin always came across as too bitter to consider funny.  :dunno:

More "stand up philosopher" in that he speaks uncomfortable truths (at least as he sees it) with a large serve of hyperbole.

Not so much "rolling around on the floor holding your sides" funny.

There's definitely comics who manage to make uncomfortable truths really funny. It's only a personal opinion about his delivery. I'm sure he made a lot of people laugh or he wouldn't have been such a successful comic. I'm just not one of them. :dunno:
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 05, 2020, 07:33:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsEJ5y0os3g
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on August 06, 2020, 12:41:43 AM
George Carlin always came across as too bitter to consider funny.  :dunno:

More "stand up philosopher" in that he speaks uncomfortable truths (at least as he sees it) with a large serve of hyperbole.

Not so much "rolling around on the floor holding your sides" funny.

There's definitely comics who manage to make uncomfortable truths really funny. It's only a personal opinion about his delivery. I'm sure he made a lot of people laugh or he wouldn't have been such a successful comic. I'm just not one of them. :dunno:

This is a famous Australian comedian who was known to tell the odd uncomfortable truth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsit92W2zs
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Conspiracy Nut on August 06, 2020, 07:03:44 AM
And Mike Nolan :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Hkc9VGiXQ
Title: Re: How can business owners in this country sit there twiddling their thumbs, while
Post by: Walkie on August 07, 2020, 10:14:21 AM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/corona-jokes-202-5e9eddb4dd816__700.jpg)

 :hahaha:
:lol1: :plus: