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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: Eclair on September 05, 2007, 03:31:48 PM
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So start.
Tell us what your purpose is here.
What do you think so far?
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fully erect how long is your penis?
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What are your top 5 Kubrick movies?
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I'm not sure about order but mine are
Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
2001: space odyssey
I think that's all I've seen.
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Will you watch Benny & Joon?
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:booty:
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Full Metal Jacket is the best. no contest.
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No. Clockwork Orange.
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eyes wide shut. :laugh:
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Dr Strangelove
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eyes wide shut. :laugh:
Yeah...m'kay.
Dr Strangelove
Ooh. Hard call. I still go with CO, mainly because
Sellers was SO much of strangelove.
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How can u choose between equal measures of perfection. Well I can't anyway.
:booty:
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Yes, its an impossible call.
Where are from Kubrick ?
Why are you only a token paddy ?
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Are you going to answer our previous questions or just ignore them?
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i'm a token mick.
Full Metal Jacket is the best. eyes wide shut is weird. i liked it. Nicole Kidman's laughter was so fake.
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Mh hm.
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you live in Dublin?
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Very cool, i had a weekend in Dublin once, nice Guinness.
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mom wants to drag me to Dublin all the time.
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Are you going to answer our previous questions or just ignore them?
SG, I saw that movie a few times but not lately. As I recall it was good.
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you live in Dublin?
us.
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Very cool, i had a weekend in Dublin once, nice Guinness.
Yeah they pour it properly here! :beergrin: ie take their time and give it a decent head.
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fully erect how long is your penis?
Why don't ya ask ya Momma, she tell ya.
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i had an irish coffee and lots of beer and some wine when i went to Dublin. there's not enough pubs though.
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i had an irish coffee and lots of beer and some wine when i went to Dublin. there's not enough pubs though.
No Guinness or hot Whiskeys?
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
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i had an irish coffee and lots of beer and some wine when i went to Dublin. there's not enough pubs though.
No Guinness or hot Whiskeys?
i dunno about Guinness. but no hot whiskey. what's that?
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
Na I prefer candles lol
I'm indifferent to florescent lights. They don't bother me if thats what you're asking. :)
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Do you hear them buzzing or humming when you see them? If so, how often?
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i had an irish coffee and lots of beer and some wine when i went to Dublin. there's not enough pubs though.
No Guinness or hot Whiskeys?
i dunno about Guinness. but no hot whiskey. what's that?
Hot whiskey: is just whiskey with hot water and cloves. Good if you have a cold or on cold days. ;D
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it's never cold in Ireland. but i could have one anyway.
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Do you hear them buzzing or humming when you see them? If so, how often?
I'm not conscious of it , no. Occasionally ticking clocks used to bug me when I was younger.
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it's never cold in Ireland. but i could have one anyway.
You joking about it never being cold? How long have you been here? This has been a particularly mild year. Sometimes t'is bitterly cold!
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really? i've been here a year. i'm used to subzero and snow.
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When you went to WP, how long were you there for before you left that place?
And were you ever registered there?
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really? i've been here a year. i'm used to subzero and snow.
Ok we haven't had much snow.
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why was that weird? :laugh:
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why was that weird? :laugh:
It was unusual. I was working with a French guy and he thought the same. Maybe its a common occurance in Finland.
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When you went to WP, how long were you there for before you left that place?
And were you ever registered there?
Had a look around. Didnt really get involved. Lots of kids there. :)
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snowing while sunshining? yeah. it's beautiful. sunny snow days, i miss them.
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When you went to WP, how long were you there for before you left that place?
And were you ever registered there?
Had a look around. Didnt really get involved. Lots of kids there. :)
And what did you think of the site?
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T'was a phenomenon I was not familiar with!
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When you went to WP, how long were you there for before you left that place?
And were you ever registered there?
Had a look around. Didnt really get involved. Lots of kids there. :)
And what did you think of the site?
I suppose its useful for some (WP)
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what's your accent?
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accents ha.
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what do you mean didn't stick? didn't you have an irish accent? :P
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what do you mean didn't stick? didn't you have an irish accent? :P
dunno.
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*Whistles and looks around wondering if any more questions are coming*
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should i buy beer?
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Go for it Sweetcheeks :beergrin:
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yes. :green:
i got 5 beers! i found a fucking 20 in my bag. mom gave me a 50 so i have lots for booze!
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fully erect how long is your penis?
Why don't ya ask ya Momma, she tell ya.
i did. but she said it wasn't memorable since she had to get completely drunk first. that is why i am asking you.
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How old are you? Or roughly how old if you are shy.
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forfy fousand paundfs.
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You can see it on my profile I think : 30
Correct. So, are you really 30 or were you 30 in 1976?
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wahtever.
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I'm really 30. I was born on a friday in 1977
Oh, right. I was born on a Friday too.
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Would you like me to be 61?
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Would you like me to be 61?
Not particularly. 69, maybe :P
I was just teasing about the 1976 and are you really 30 thing.
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Yeah 69 is a nice number.
Oh please do tease. :)
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Yeah 69 is a nice number.
Oh please do tease. :)
Now I'm blushing and I'll go all shy.
For a little while, anyway.
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*passes Eclair an Eclair*
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*passes Eclair an Eclair*
Careful, you might get excited if you had to really watch me eat an eclair!
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I can imagine but please clarify in detail...
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I can imagine but please clarify in detail...
It's best for me to eat eclairs alone. I like to lick the cream out first, or scoop some of it out with my finger and lick it off. I love them, so I like to enjoy them slowly and not worry about who's watching me eat them.
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They are delicious. Its been a while since I had one. I can remember biting down on them, the cream coming out the side, the chocolate cracking. Even better with a hot cup of tea.
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They are delicious. Its been a while since I had one. I can remember biting down on them, the cream coming out the side, the chocolate cracking. Even better with a hot cup of tea.
Yes, they are good, I haven't had one in ages. An eclair, that is.
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I like your avator.
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I like your avator.
Scrap was naughty and put it in my profile without asking me as a prank because I didn't have an avatar and had not much desire to have one. And I was so pissed off initially (because I liked not having an avatar).
But since he was so cheeky about it, it grew on me and I consider it a gift from him now. I would be sad if he took it away.
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Cool.
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Cool.
It's a little bit sexier than yours ;)
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Sherriff Bufford T. Justice is very sexy lawman!
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Sherriff Bufford T. Justice is very sexy lawman!
To the Golden Girls maybe!
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;D
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How did you come up with the name KubricRevenge? What made you decide on that name?
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fully erect, how long is your peanut.
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Well SG, I went to the local stadium. I sealed all the doors and windows and fiilled it up with water. I then bought 10,000 live Trout and 10,000 live Salmon. I assigned each Trout with a film directors surname and each Salmon any word with a R and a E in it. They were each clipped with a ting electronic tag. I employed 1000 homeless people to fish the 'Pond' for a month. I let them cook and eat the fish they caught. I decided that the last two fish caught would form my user name here. Last to be caught were a feisty Trout called 'Kubrick' and a Salmon called 'Revenge'. They are both now contently swimming around a seaweedy castle a 15 by 20 foot fish tank in my living room. So thats basically how I got the name.
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Well SG, I went to the local stadium. I sealed all the doors and windows and fiilled it up with water. I then bought 10,000 live Trout and 10,000 live Salmon. I assigned each Trout with a film directors surname and each Salmon any word with a R and a E in it. They were each clipped with a ting electronic tag. I employed 1000 homeless people to fish the 'Pond' for a month. I let them cook and eat the fish they caught. I decided that the last two fish caught would form my user name here. Last to be caught were a feisty Trout called 'Kubrick' and a Salmon called 'Revenge'. They are both now contently swimming around a seaweedy castle a 15 by 20 foot fish tank in my living room. So thats basically how I got the name.
:plus: :laugh:
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fully erect, how long is your peanut.
Exactly 15.24 centimetres. :penis:
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When you first registered here, how did you know about my obsession with B&J? Did you browse this forum first and saw my B&J posts or did you find them on WP?
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What in the hell is B&J?
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What in the hell is B&J?
Sorry, Benny & Joon. I like to shorten it sometimes.
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Oh yeah Benny and Joon's Icecream! Yeah I like Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough the best. It's hard to find here sometimes though!
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fully erect, how long is your peanut.
Exactly 15.24 centimetres. :penis:
is that alot of inches?
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fully erect, how long is your peanut.
Exactly 15.24 centimetres. :penis:
is that alot of inches?
If you'd Googled it you'd know by now.
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fully erect, how long is your peanut.
Exactly 15.24 centimetres. :penis:
is that alot of inches?
If you'd Googled it you'd know by now.
but i was hoping that you would be my huckleberry.
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fully erect, how long is your peanut.
Exactly 15.24 centimetres. :penis:
is that alot of inches?
If you'd Googled it you'd know by now.
but i was hoping that you would be my huckleberry.
Augh jee Tom did ya? But ya know I'm with Injin Joe! Well shucks I guess I could spread it around abit. Meet me over by the crick for a wrestle at 3.30.
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at least give me a link to the centimeters into inches website.
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huh.
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you do protest, but i bet you like the attention.
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oh yeah Tom. U didnt answer whether you were coming to the crick?!
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oh yeah Tom. U didnt answer whether you were coming to the crick?!
i'll meet cha. but i aint shure wind. i's stppin by becky's furst.
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oh yeah Tom. U didnt answer whether you were coming to the crick?!
i'll meet cha. but i aint shure wind. i's stppin by becky's furst.
Will I bring Richard?
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oh yeah Tom. U didnt answer whether you were coming to the crick?!
i'll meet cha. but i aint shure wind. i's stppin by becky's furst.
Will I bring Richard?
becky thatcher.
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oh yeah Tom. U didnt answer whether you were coming to the crick?!
i'll meet cha. but i aint shure wind. i's stppin by becky's furst.
Will I bring Richard?
becky thatcher.
U dont wanna wrestle with RichardW then? I'll have to break the news gentle too him.
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oh yeah Tom. U didnt answer whether you were coming to the crick?!
i'll meet cha. but i aint shure wind. i's stppin by becky's furst.
Will I bring Richard?
becky thatcher.
U dont wanna wrestle with RichardW then? I'll have to break the news gentle too him.
shure i'll rasslw wit im.
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What 'bout InJin Joe?
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weel den. he culd suck me 'airy 'possum.
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Yeee Haaww Phil McGraw he sure would like dat!
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i ate da chikun flied lice fo dinnah.
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mmm...lice.
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mmm...bed bugs.
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Mmm...insex.
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flied lice with soy.
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Great. Thats a great addition. ::)
When is someone gonna ask me a decent question?
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Great. Thats a great addition. ::)
When is someone gonna ask me a decent question?
Define "decent question" please?
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Yeah Callaway you probably have a point what is a decent question. :)
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Are you still a virgon?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Are those decent questions there?
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Are you still a virgon?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Are those decent questions there?
mind ur own.
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Great. Thats a great addition. ::)
When is someone gonna ask me a decent question?
When you are on a different site.
Is that you, in your avie?
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Great. Thats a great addition. ::)
When is someone gonna ask me a decent question?
When you are on a different site.
Is that you, in your avie?
Calandale, I'm sure you've answered that first question already.
My avie is Jackie Gleason aka Buford T. Justice from the Smokey and the Bandit movies and you for sure know that. ;D
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So, you're not dead?
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You thought I was? I was on WP for a while at the the start of the year. I've never been here before though.
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The news said you were,
some time ago. I think.
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So start.
Tell us what your purpose is here.
What do you think so far?
What about an answer to my first questions in your thread?
How did you find this site. And what do you think?
Here's some more;
I suspect you live with your parents. Am I right? (you may have mentioned this elsewhere, but I haven't read many threads this week)
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Purpose: To gain insight in peoples struggles and successes with AS, in order to help me lead a fulfilling life and reach my potential. To have a laugh here with my comrads also.
Just heard mention of this site when I was reading up on AS.
Its fine. Nice place.
Please explain why you suspect I live with my parents?
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Purpose: To gain insight in peoples struggles and successes with AS, in order to help me lead a fulfilling life and reach my potential. To have a laugh here with my comrads also.
Just heard mention of this site when I was reading up on AS.
Its fine. Nice place.
Please explain why you suspect I live with my parents?
Aren't you going to answer the question first?
Or did you just answer it? :)
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its written in the wind.
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its written in the wind.
I guess you must then. I'm probably jealous. At least you don't have to cook your own meals.
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Na.
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No I don't. I cherish my equanimity.
I was just teasing anyway.
And to test my theory.
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No I don't. I cherish my equanimity.
I was just teasing anyway.
And to test my theory.
Whats your theory. How did you draw that conclusion initially? I'm curious now.
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No I don't. I cherish my equanimity.
I was just teasing anyway.
And to test my theory.
Whats your theory. How did you draw that conclusion initially? I'm curious now.
Theory can be boring, wait until you get to the Practical.
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No I don't. I cherish my equanimity.
I was just teasing anyway.
And to test my theory.
Whats your theory. How did you draw that conclusion initially? I'm curious now.
Theory can be boring, wait until you get to the Practical.
Tease me later. Tell me now.
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No I don't. I cherish my equanimity.
I was just teasing anyway.
And to test my theory.
Whats your theory. How did you draw that conclusion initially? I'm curious now.
Theory can be boring, wait until you get to the Practical.
Tease me later. Tell me now.
:P No. But cute attempt at trying to find out.
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You thought I was? I was on WP for a while at the the start of the year. I've never been here before though.
What was your name on WP?
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:P Can't say. But cute attempt at trying to find out.
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:P Can't say. But cute attempt at trying to find out.
Touche.
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours....
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I ain't really bothered.
Waht time is it in Oz?
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I ain't really bothered.
Waht time is it in Oz?
I'd tell you, but I can't be bothered.
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Sorry petal. Didn't mean to sound indifferent. I just plead the fifth on your previous question. :-*
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:P Can't say. But cute attempt at trying to find out.
Touche.
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours....
Sorry petal. Didn't mean to sound indifferent. I just plead the fifth on your previous question. :-*
Ah yes, but you didn't get it.
I said I would tell you what my name was on WP if you told me what yours was.
My name was Eclair there, so there was no secret to divulge on my part anyway. :P
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Ok, and what time did you say it was there? lol
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Ok, and what time did you say it was there? lol
Lazy.
10.25pm
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Than you.
9 hours ahead.
Whats the weather like?
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Than you.
9 hours ahead.
Whats the weather like?
It's threatened to storm, but nothing. Hopefully now the weekend has started, it will. We get some good ones here, because it's tropical on the northern east coast.
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Than you.
9 hours ahead.
Whats the weather like?
It's threatened to storm, but nothing. Hopefully now the weekend has started, it will. We get some good ones here, because it's tropical on the northern east coast.
Checked you out on the map. So Queensland..Cairns maybe?..not too far from the Barrier Reef.
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Than you.
9 hours ahead.
Whats the weather like?
It's threatened to storm, but nothing. Hopefully now the weekend has started, it will. We get some good ones here, because it's tropical on the northern east coast.
Checked you out on the map. So Queensland..Cairns maybe?..not too far from the Barrier Reef.
That's funny.
No, I'm in the capital of that state.
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Why is it funny?
Brisbane..looks quiet sexy especially the night shots.
'On 19 July 2007, Brisbane's temperature fell below freezing point for the first time since records began, registering -0.1 °C at the airport' do you remember that day?
It appears your winter is our summer.
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Why is it funny?
Brisbane..looks quiet sexy especially the night shots.
'On 19 July 2007, Brisbane's temperature fell below freezing point for the first time since records began, registering -0.1 °C at the airport' do you remember that day?
It appears your winter is our summer.
I remember that day distinctly well because I moved into my new house and did not know where the booster switch was for my solar hot water. I had a cold shower and shivered my ass off all night and walked around the house in my Melbourne coat!
Brisbane is a nice city. It used to be classed as being like a big country town, but it's grown up a lot over the past 10 years. (And must have become sexy!)
We had Riverfire a few weeks ago, a week long festival that ends with Fireworks on a Saturday night;
http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/232557203_260d95de05.jpg&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/jagoy/232557203/&h=337&w=500&sz=157&hl=en&start=19&tbnid=2J0imhd2Z6KJ0M:&tbnh=88&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Driverfire%2Bbrisbane%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den
The whole show ends with F1-11 fighter planes going into afterburn down the river and over the city...it's awesome.
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What a great picture!
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What a great picture!
It's a great night. The planes are sooo exciting, it's a bit of sensory overload, but so worth it.
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They do something like that here. Around Paddy's day. On a smaller scale, not as elaborate.
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They do something like that here. Around Paddy's day. On a smaller scale, not as elaborate.
Have you figured out how to read PM's yet or because you are Irish, it's a bit difficult for you? ;)
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Looks like you meet the current (and probably ANY feasible) WC
entry requirements. Would you like to join the governing body
of this site?
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Looks like you meet the current (and probably ANY feasible) WC
entry requirements. Would you like to join the governing body
of this site?
Yeah, why not.
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
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willkommen. :green:
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
Whhhyyyy?
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
Whhhyyyy?
Well, if dunc changed your permissions
already, you can come see for yourself.
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willkommen. :green:
Thanks Dunc.
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
Whhhyyyy?
Well, if dunc changed your permissions
already, you can come see for yourself.
*now reading* :)
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:clap:
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
Whhhyyyy?
Well, if dunc changed your permissions
already, you can come see for yourself.
*now reading* :)
That should keep you busy for a while.
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
Whhhyyyy?
Well, if dunc changed your permissions
already, you can come see for yourself.
*now reading* :)
That should keep you busy for a while.
I'd prefer if YOU would.
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Might be a touch of a firestorm,
but should be fun.
Whhhyyyy?
Well, if dunc changed your permissions
already, you can come see for yourself.
*now reading* :)
That should keep you busy for a while.
I'd prefer if YOU would.
Nice comeback.
Very funny.
Haven't you found the new threads riveting though?
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I'd prefer to find your rivets! (I was a little disappointed with the extra WC forum. I expected some dancing scantily-clad chorus girls, a few drunk movie stars and a groto. Kinda cross between the Playboy mansion and a secret order meeting. Oh well.)
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why is your name Pupkin?
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:laugh:
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Is that the longest response in an Ask Away thread ever?
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Y
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^shortest?
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It all started one bitterly cold night in 1994. A local drug gang were having a face off at a pumpkin farm in a rural town, over a heroin deal gone wrong. The unlucky courier was being questioned. The load had been seized by the 5-0. He had managed to avoiud capture. He pleaded with his 'employers' to give him a reprieve but he knew his demise was imminent. The courier happened to be a buddy of mine, Smithy. He was agood guy but just made some stupid choices now and again. We had come 2nd in the inter-schools tobogganing challenge two years previously and he had once saved me from a vicious dog by distracting it by turning on the television and mesmerising it with a John Belushi film.
I followed them here to this farm. I peered in the dusty window. I had to stop myself walking away because for a moment I thought I was watching a cliched B-rated gangster flick complete with bipolar gun wielding megalomaniacs. But this was one theatre I couldn't leave in disgust. I had pressing business. I managed to climb a drainpipe. Well I really used a ladder but I always wanted to climb a drainpipe in a story! OK anyway I got in a top floor window and watched the unfolding scenario. I knew these guys were ruthless and I didn't wanna waste any time. I needed my friend. I crept between the shadows along the balcony, arousing suspicion when one of the floor boards creaked loudly. I ducked down low. The goons glanced around a bit and muttered. They returned to stabbing Smithy's bloodied face with the barrel of an AK47. One of the gangsters knelt down to face Smithy and tell him how they were going to kill him, Smithy spat blood in his face. This infuriated him. I knew I have to act very quickly after that. There was a large net of Pumpkins positioned over the three gangsters on a winch. I noticed the the release button on the wall. I pressed it. The net was released dozens of heavy Pumpkins. One of the goons who had a speech impediment shouted 'PUPKIN, PUPKIN!!!' just before he was hit with the Halloween favourites. Two of the gangsters lay unconscious. The third reached for a handgun on a nearby table. I jumped from the ledge, knocking him to the ground on top of him and beating him into submission. So you see that's how I got the name PUPKIN! :laugh:
:laugh:
:plus:
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Why do you change your avatar every 2 days or so on average?
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I get tired of looking at them. Perhaps its mood related or something.
Current one is Picasso's 'Don Quixote'. I like it's simplicity!
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Should I clean my glasses, or put contacts in?
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Should I clean my glasses, or put contacts in?
If in doubt pince-nez, my good man. Tally-ho, pip pip and all that.
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Is Rupert Pupkin your real name?
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Rupert Pupkin is Robert De Niro's character in Martin Scorsese's under-rated film 'King of Comedy'. You should check it out, it's a funny film! One of my favourites.
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Who's your avie now?
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Its the late, great Ronnie Barker. A wonderful English comic actor and writer.
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Ronnie Barker - ace. Ronnie Corbett - unfunny, irritating midget, who is unfortunately still with us. Someone fucked up the orders up there.
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:laugh:
Loved that hardware shop sketch the Two Ronnies did!
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Why does life need a meaning?
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I know. It doesn't need a meaning and there probably isn't. Except for our own personal meanings maybe.
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how was the sex today?
(I'm gonna post this in everyones ask away thread! hehehehe!!!)
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how was the sex today?
(I'm gonna post this in everyones ask away thread! hehehehe!!!)
na.