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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: McGiver on July 24, 2007, 06:46:32 PM
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
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:laugh: And J. K. Rowling pays, in some small way, for the steadily increasing crappiness of her writing.
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i have read several passages that can be taken the wrong way.
including, towards the beginning, something that alluded to beastiality.
too many coincidences here. i decided that i will just start quoting her.
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That's from the real book? For a minute I thought I was reading fanfic. :laugh:
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Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.
omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^
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Voldemort stretched out to grab his snake.
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Oh, awesome, nobody posted this one yet. It's probably the dirtiest sounding line in the entire series (and I've thus not only shared it with many people, but read it aloud in a smutty voice a couple times):
"Harry pressed his mouth again to the Snitch, kissing it, nearly swallowing it, but the cold metal did not yield..."
My friends and I have agreed that maybe this was actually somethign from erotica Rowling was writing under a pseudonym and she meant the "i" to be an "a."
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yes, mate. i say, she does have a rather filthy mind. cheerio!
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those are hilarious. *flicks through looking for more accidental smut*
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
What page is that???
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.
omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^
What page is that???
(I need to show other people these quotes)
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
What page is that???
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.
omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^
What page is that???
(I need to show other people these quotes)
I think some of these are made up elle.
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I'm pretty sure the second quote was a fanfic parody. :laugh:
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Cheaters. *shakefist* Mine's at the bottom of page 434 of HP7, if I remember right.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
What page is that???
i can begin to include page #'s.
it was right after the apperated out of the ministry.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
What page is that???
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.
omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^
What page is that???
(I need to show other people these quotes)
Well the quote isn't exact... but you'll find it on page 551 of the DH.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
Why do you care that other people like Harry Potter?
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
Told you so.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
Why do you care that other people like Harry Potter?
I don't. I'm just saying that Harry Potter is shit, and I'm leaving it at that. Get over it, you saps.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
Its the ideas behind it. I suppose its a similar reason to why people read the bible, crap literature, but has some nice ideas that help people go to bed at night.
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
What page is that???
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.
omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^
What page is that???
(I need to show other people these quotes)
That one's on Page 269, of course.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
I like Harry Potter. I have read all the books and I haven't been lobotomized yet.
How many of the books have you read to be so certain that they are not any good?
:smarty:
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He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
What page is that???
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.
omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^
What page is that???
(I need to show other people these quotes)
That one's on Page 269, of course.
:heart: :plus:
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
I like Harry Potter. I have read all the books and I haven't been lobotomized yet.
How many of the books have you read to be so certain that they are not any good?
:smarty:
I'm not much of a book reader.
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
I like Harry Potter. I have read all the books and I haven't been lobotomized yet.
How many of the books have you read to be so certain that they are not any good?
:smarty:
I'm not much of a book reader.
:LMAO:
Maybe you should give it a try sometime.
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I do read, just not a lot of novels. Blame my short attention-span: I lose interest after page 5.
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Well, probably doesn't make much
sense for you to give an opinion on
anything other than a pamphlet.
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Well, probably doesn't make much
sense for you to give an opinion on
anything other than a pamphlet.
I would say RPGs count for experience on fantasy stories.
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Well, probably doesn't make much
sense for you to give an opinion on
anything other than a pamphlet.
I would say RPGs count for experience on fantasy stories.
I disagree. As one of the major elements of a novel is the writing.
And, I was surprised, in this day and age, that the Potter books
were as moderately well written as they were (I stopped at 3 or so).
Indeed, I haven't been able to bear most fantasy/SF that's been written
since the mid 70's
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People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
What's so special about it? I've read and experienced tons of fantasy storylines, and Harry Potter doesn't do wonders for me.
I like Harry Potter. I have read all the books and I haven't been lobotomized yet.
How many of the books have you read to be so certain that they are not any good?
:smarty:
I'm not much of a book reader.
stick to fortune cookies then.
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Well, probably doesn't make much
sense for you to give an opinion on
anything other than a pamphlet.
I would say RPGs count for experience on fantasy stories.
I disagree. As one of the major elements of a novel is the writing.
And, I was surprised, in this day and age, that the Potter books
were as moderately well written as they were (I stopped at 3 or so).
Indeed, I haven't been able to bear most fantasy/SF that's been written
since the mid 70's
Some RPG's have way more depth then books, as an experienced player myself. You could try final fantasy or elder scrolls, see what you make of them cal.
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Some RPG's have way more depth then books, as an experienced player myself. You could try final fantasy or elder scrolls, see what you make of them cal.
Ugh, even worse, computer RPGs.
I play them, though neither of the
ones you mention, but I'd much rather
read a well written story.
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Some RPG's have way more depth then books, as an experienced player myself. You could try final fantasy or elder scrolls, see what you make of them cal.
Ugh, even worse, computer RPGs.
I play them, though neither of the
ones you mention, but I'd much rather
read a well written story.
i'd rather watch a well directed porno.
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Some RPG's have way more depth then books, as an experienced player myself. You could try final fantasy or elder scrolls, see what you make of them cal.
Ugh, even worse, computer RPGs.
I play them, though neither of the
ones you mention, but I'd much rather
read a well written story.
i'd rather watch a well directed porno.
Buy GTA for your pc and get the hot coffee mod then.
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Some RPG's have way more depth then books, as an experienced player myself. You could try final fantasy or elder scrolls, see what you make of them cal.
Ugh, even worse, computer RPGs.
I play them, though neither of the
ones you mention, but I'd much rather
read a well written story.
i'd rather watch a well directed porno.
Buy GTA for your pc and get the hot coffee mod then.
is there well directed porno?
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Some RPG's have way more depth then books, as an experienced player myself. You could try final fantasy or elder scrolls, see what you make of them cal.
Ugh, even worse, computer RPGs.
I play them, though neither of the
ones you mention, but I'd much rather
read a well written story.
i'd rather watch a well directed porno.
Buy GTA for your pc and get the hot coffee mod then.
is there well directed porno?
It depends how good you are with the controls, it is a computer game after all...
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...... ummm What were we talking about??
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...... ummm What were we talking about??
we can talk about my cock, scrap.
you seemed keen to talk about it the other night.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
Go and get the first book, then have a good shot at it. Dont bother with the movies, they are a shadow of the books.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
Fuck your trivial policies. I can criticise what I damn like.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
Fuck your trivial policies. I can criticise what I damn like.
Your so called criticism is crap, because you know nothing about what you are criticising. When you come up with a decent arguement, use it, but you dont have one. Admit you are wrong with Harry Potter, or come up with something good.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
Fuck your trivial policies. I can criticise what I damn like.
Your so called criticism is crap, because you know nothing about what you are criticising. When you come up with a decent arguement, use it, but you dont have one. Admit you are wrong with Harry Potter, or come up with something good.
Are all Harry Potter fans this anal? Nah, it's just the cockmeister.
Don't read my posts then if you find my criticisms shitty. Fuck me.
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
You haven't read it either Peaguy, so you are missing out too.
:book:
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
Fuck your trivial policies. I can criticise what I damn like.
Your so called criticism is crap, because you know nothing about what you are criticising. When you come up with a decent arguement, use it, but you dont have one. Admit you are wrong with Harry Potter, or come up with something good.
Are all Harry Potter fans this anal? Nah, it's just the cockmeister.
Don't read my posts then if you find my criticisms shitty. Fuck me.
Why do you post them then. Was there actually a point in it?
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
Fuck your trivial policies. I can criticise what I damn like.
Your so called criticism is crap, because you know nothing about what you are criticising. When you come up with a decent arguement, use it, but you dont have one. Admit you are wrong with Harry Potter, or come up with something good.
Are all Harry Potter fans this anal? Nah, it's just the cockmeister.
Don't read my posts then if you find my criticisms shitty. Fuck me.
Why do you post them then. Was there actually a point in it?
He wants to get laid.
Geeze, why so dense?
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ive never even seen any harry potter books or his movies. i guess you could say im missing out, but i doubt it
You are missing out, Richard.
Not if he isn't into fantasy novels like Harry Pothead. :yawn:
When you have made a decent stab at reading the books, then you can criticise them. But not before.
Fuck your trivial policies. I can criticise what I damn like.
Your so called criticism is crap, because you know nothing about what you are criticising. When you come up with a decent arguement, use it, but you dont have one. Admit you are wrong with Harry Potter, or come up with something good.
Are all Harry Potter fans this anal? Nah, it's just the cockmeister.
Don't read my posts then if you find my criticisms shitty. Fuck me.
Why do you post them then. Was there actually a point in it?
He wants to get laid.
Geeze, why so dense?
Oh that explains it all. Thanks Calandale.
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Oh that explains it all. Thanks Calandale.
:laugh:
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Ive never read any Harry Potter either and have no intentions of doing.
I watched about 30 minutes of the first movie and that was enough for me.
That Hermione girl is fit though.
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Ive never read any Harry Potter either and have no intentions of doing.
I watched about 30 minutes of the first movie and that was enough for me.
That Hermione girl is fit though.
Oh the movies spoil the books really, try the books 1st and give them a proper shot before you decide. As for Hermione being fit, you do know how young the actress was at the time of making that movie dont you?
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Ive never read any Harry Potter either and have no intentions of doing.
I watched about 30 minutes of the first movie and that was enough for me.
That Hermione girl is fit though.
Oh the movies spoil the books really, try the books 1st and give them a proper shot before you decide. As for Hermione being fit, you do know how young the actress was at the time of making that movie dont you?
No i don't think i will bother with the books.
And yes i know how old Emma Watson is, and you can totally see up her skirt in some shots.
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Ive never read any Harry Potter either and have no intentions of doing.
I watched about 30 minutes of the first movie and that was enough for me.
That Hermione girl is fit though.
Oh the movies spoil the books really, try the books 1st and give them a proper shot before you decide. As for Hermione being fit, you do know how young the actress was at the time of making that movie dont you?
No i don't think i will bother with the books.
And yes i know how old Emma Watson is, and you can totally see up her skirt in some shots.
Well its up to you whether you go for the books, but I think they are a bloody good read still. I try not to pay attention to looking up her skirt myself, but if that floats your boat...
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Ive never read any Harry Potter either and have no intentions of doing.
I watched about 30 minutes of the first movie and that was enough for me.
That Hermione girl is fit though.
wait kosmo, she was like 12 in that movie....you perv.
you should see the latest movie, she is 17.
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
I doubt that she is underage, but a google search will find that one out. She is supposed to be in year 6 from what I remember.
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
25.
Date of Birth
30 November 1982, Meudon, Hauts-de-Seine, France
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
25.
Then there are no legal issues. If you were going to post Emma Watson's boobs, there would be.
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
25.
Then there are no legal issues. If you were going to post Emma Watson's boobs, there would be.
Isnt Emma Watson over age now. Isnt the limit 16, or are we hosted in the US?
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
25.
Then there are no legal issues. If you were going to post Emma Watson's boobs, there would be.
Isnt Emma Watson over age now. Isnt the limit 16, or are we hosted in the US?
The age limit for porn is 18. You are thinking about the Age of Consent, maybe?
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Wanna see Fleur Delacour's boobs?
How old is she?
25.
Then there are no legal issues. If you were going to post Emma Watson's boobs, there would be.
Isnt Emma Watson over age now. Isnt the limit 16, or are we hosted in the US?
The age limit for porn is 18. You are thinking about the Age of Consent, maybe?
Yeah. I assumed that they would be identical. I dont particuarly want to see a shot to be honest really.
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Here is a picture of Fleur Delacour. Not her boobs though.
(http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/05/harry-potter-et-la-coupe-de-feu/fleur-delacour.jpg)
I just finished the seventh book today. I really liked it.