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Title: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on May 09, 2011, 07:00:59 PM
I have been informed by the Great Billboard God that  Judgement day is May 21 of this year.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwNUDYQE8F6x_zXwfofUY62sNlBT6BwFUXJl9X8pqNyKcXBrT-w)
I saw these on my trip to Florida but now there is one in my town.  People are apparently going nutty for this and really believe it.  Peoples gullibility  never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 09, 2011, 07:02:18 PM
 One of the cheaper supermarket tabloids announces the imminent end of the world about every 5 months.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 09, 2011, 07:06:31 PM
I have been informed by the Great Billboard God that  Judgement day is May 21 of this year.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwNUDYQE8F6x_zXwfofUY62sNlBT6BwFUXJl9X8pqNyKcXBrT-w)
I saw these on my trip to Florida but now there is one in my town.  People are apparently going nutty for this and really believe it.  Peoples gullibility  never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html

The cunt best not come back then.
PSN isn't back until 31'st  >:(

If he does I swear I will kill him , and do it PROPERLY this time  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 09, 2011, 07:07:53 PM
I think this is a good thing. If Jesus fails to turn up within the next 2 weeks, then maybe we can all just assume he doesn't exist, and forget about all the crap that is religion.


Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.

 :respect: :fsm: :respect:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 09, 2011, 07:09:16 PM
Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.

 :respect: :fsm: :respect:

Why does that sound disturbingly similar to MLA's request to Alex?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 09, 2011, 07:10:59 PM
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
- Mark 13:32-33
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on May 09, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
The Millerites went though this back in the 1800's a couple times people sold all their belongings and everything only to have the date come and go be recalculated and pass again.  They went on to become the base for the Seventh-day Adventist another wacky group.  You think people would have learned
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 09, 2011, 07:16:37 PM
Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. - Matthew 25:13

Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on May 09, 2011, 07:25:28 PM
So why do they keep coming up with this
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 09, 2011, 07:27:47 PM
Have no idea, though some believers of the second coming do seem to hope it happens in their lifetime.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'Butterflies' on May 09, 2011, 07:28:15 PM
Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.

 :respect: :fsm: :respect:

Why does that sound disturbingly similar to MLA's request to Alex?  :zoinks:

Coz Alex is the Spaghetti monster?


But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
- Mark 13:32-33


Yes, that's my point. Instead of leaving the decision up to God, we should give him an ultimatum. Tell him that we're fed up with all this threatening to return, but not telling us when nonsense. Make it clear to him that we're in charge now, and that he works for us. Tell him that he's our bitch now.
If I have to have a god, then I want one that does cool stuff. This one just sits up in the sky ignoring us, letting millions suffer. God could be great fun if he would get more involved. I want to see him fight other gods. It would be so cool if he challenged Allah, or Budha to a fight.
If he's not a violent god, then he could entertain us in different ways. Perhaps he could form an alternative rock band with Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, and with the Spaghetti monster on drums.

Get off your arse God, and earn our respect. Stop coasting on bygone glories. Move into the 21st century. I don't think he's even got an e-mail address :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Have no idea, though some believers of the second coming do seem to hope it happens in their lifetime.
The bible has something to say about people like that too.

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
- 2 Peter 3:10-12
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 09, 2011, 08:18:35 PM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO7iKQzm1777EmmzGN9SGoaSgtIvS26AkPKi-SqmKT1rG-77eN&t=1)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on May 09, 2011, 09:49:40 PM
Things to do for May 21, 2011.

1. Buy more beer.
2. Buy more chocolate.
3. Make sure to show my love an appreciation to my fellow neighbors and all those very "special people" who have touched my life in their own unique way.  :flames:
4. Buy more chocolate.
5. Order pizza.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 09, 2011, 09:52:41 PM
Things to do for May 21, 2011.

1. Buy more beer.
2. Buy more chocolate.
3. Make sure to show my love an appreciation to my fellow neighbors and all those very "special people" who have touched my life in their own unique way.  :flames:
4. Buy more chocolate.
5. Order pizza.

    :evilplus:  for appreciating all the special people in your life!  Have some of this delicious  :pizza:  I ordered!
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on May 10, 2011, 01:07:05 AM
I would like to quote Mike Smith, the pilot of Challenger, 72.8 seconds into the flight:

Uhoh.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: TheoK on May 10, 2011, 01:09:10 AM
Appreciating "special people"  :litigious: :flames: :boxers: is  :viking:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: bodie on May 10, 2011, 03:15:36 AM
i think i gotta go the dentist that day
 :jawdrop:

yikes
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: DukeNukem on May 10, 2011, 09:29:37 AM
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 10, 2011, 03:59:35 PM
Will most likely forget, like usual.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 10, 2011, 04:02:23 PM
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

But we will never hear about it, because you will be gone by then.  Right?  Right Penty?  You're leaving, right?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 10, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
Therefore be patient, brethren, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, waiting patiently for it until it receives the early and latter rain. You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand.
- James 5:7-8
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Therefore be patient, brethren, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, waiting patiently for it until it receives the early and latter rain. You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand.
- James 5:7-8

  I just love to hear Jack preach.  Tis inspiring!  :harp:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on May 10, 2011, 06:28:19 PM
The Millerites went though this back in the 1800's a couple times people sold all their belongings and everything only to have the date come and go be recalculated and pass again.  They went on to become the base for the Seventh-day Adventist another wacky group.  You think people would have learned

Yup, and they cleverly changed the meaning of 1844, saying something changed in heaven then, as a preparation for the last day to come, adding that no one will know that final date but the Lord himself.

Don't know what the Jehova Witnesses thought up to cover it, they have their base in the Millerites too.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 10, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
There's also some verses which are interpreted as meaning the chosen are to know the date, thus the verses about no one knowing are meant of everyone else.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on May 10, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
I have been informed by the Great Billboard God that  Judgement day is May 21 of this year.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvwNUDYQE8F6x_zXwfofUY62sNlBT6BwFUXJl9X8pqNyKcXBrT-w)
I saw these on my trip to Florida but now there is one in my town.  People are apparently going nutty for this and really believe it.  Peoples gullibility  never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html

I read this thread title, and wondered what the date would be this time.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: earthboundmisfit on May 10, 2011, 07:28:22 PM


They have a youtube account as well.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDWXNKPtNw


Wow. Just wow.


I predict Kool-Aid stock rising on the 21st.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: normal_impaired on May 10, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2011, 08:24:34 PM
So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?

  I can't wait to find out!   :woohoo:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: earthboundmisfit on May 10, 2011, 08:26:29 PM


So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?


I thought the 2012 thing was the whole earth blowing up or something.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2011, 08:29:17 PM


So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?


I thought the 2012 thing was the whole earth blowing up or something.

 The more positive spin I have heard is that 2012 will be a time of change and enlightenment.   :meditate:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: earthboundmisfit on May 10, 2011, 08:30:36 PM




So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?


I thought the 2012 thing was the whole earth blowing up or something.

 The more positive spin I have heard is that 2012 will be a time of change and enlightenment.   :meditate:


As we are all on fire!   :GA:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2011, 08:32:43 PM




So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?


I thought the 2012 thing was the whole earth blowing up or something.

 The more positive spin I have heard is that 2012 will be a time of change and enlightenment.   :meditate:


As we are all on fire!   :GA:

  No, be of good cheer!  The old stagnant social systems will be destroyed, but mankind shall survive and flourish in the new Eden!   :cheer:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 10, 2011, 08:39:58 PM
Hmmm... 21st of May eh?

That's probably the day Fukushima Dainchi reactors explode and the entire cores evaporate up into the atmosphere. The resulting massive radiation cloud will blanket most of the northern hemisphere and everyone dies of cancer within a decade. :orly:

Boy I'm optimistic aren't I? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 10, 2011, 08:46:31 PM
I thought the 2012 thing was the whole earth blowing up or something.
Not sure but at the very least, am hoping all that cosmic alignment will create a nice show in the night sky.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: DukeNukem on May 10, 2011, 09:00:11 PM
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

Ugly Chutlu, stop your de-karma-in' bullshit. No one seems to care about half of anyone's post on the forum, no need to point that out you cunt head.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 10, 2011, 09:03:32 PM
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

Ugly Chutlu, stop your de-karma-in' bullshit. No one seems to care about half of anyone's post on the forum, no need to point that out you cunt head.

You just quoted yourself troglodyte.

I thought you left.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: DukeNukem on May 10, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

Ugly Chutlu, stop your de-karma-in' bullshit. No one seems to care about half of anyone's post on the forum, no need to point that out you cunt head.

You just quoted yourself troglodyte.

I thought you left.

Because I can't quote karmas. Durr. :wanker:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 10, 2011, 09:11:39 PM
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

Ugly Chutlu, stop your de-karma-in' bullshit. No one seems to care about half of anyone's post on the forum, no need to point that out you cunt head.

You just quoted yourself troglodyte.

I thought you left.

Because I can't quote karmas. Durr. :wanker:

I thought you left
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: eris on May 11, 2011, 05:35:46 AM
Ive unfortunately had to spend a lot of time with Jehovah's Wittiness, and always found it hard to keep my mouth shut when they would talk about Paradise Earth

They would talk about it like it was in their lifetime

They don't believe in Hell, do not think Jesus is God, reject the trinity, and think Michael and Jesus are the same person and all kinds of strange things

But, once I heard an elder get mad at someone for killing themselves cause " we are so close to Paradise Earth, that was just selfish"

I had to be respectful, and it was not in my place to say anything or argue






Im glad im far always from those people now. I feel much safer in the company of sadists actually.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on May 19, 2011, 04:32:41 PM
My ex SIL is a Jehovah. She converted around 6 years or so ago, she never was the sharpest tool in the shed, but some of the stuff she started preaching afterwards was crazy.

We came to an agreement though when she visited, she shut up about it, and I let her live.




The clock is ticking...everybody ready?  :zoinks:

http://www.wecantknow.com/ (http://www.wecantknow.com/)







Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 19, 2011, 06:07:59 PM
Forgot about that. Should clean the bathrooms in preparation.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 19, 2011, 06:22:15 PM
If we do all die , I'm going to be mega pissed.

I JUST completed my final exam ffs.  >:(  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2011, 06:24:09 PM
    I totally don't have to pay next month's rent!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 19, 2011, 06:27:29 PM
The Millerites went though this back in the 1800's a couple times people sold all their belongings and everything only to have the date come and go be recalculated and pass again.  They went on to become the base for the Seventh-day Adventist another wacky group.  You think people would have learned

We're talking people here................. :-\
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 19, 2011, 06:32:03 PM
If we do all die , I'm going to be mega pissed.

I JUST completed my final exam ffs.  >:(  :hahaha:

Mine is in a month or so.  And  I'm going to be really pissed, but, even worse I just started a nice relationship with a new girlfriend!!!   >:(  Then again, if somebody with a nice house gets raptured.............hhhmmmmmm
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Callaway on May 19, 2011, 07:10:14 PM
My ex SIL is a Jehovah. She converted around 6 years or so ago, she never was the sharpest tool in the shed, but some of the stuff she started preaching afterwards was crazy.

We came to an agreement though when she visited, she shut up about it, and I let her live.




The clock is ticking...everybody ready?  :zoinks:

http://www.wecantknow.com/ (http://www.wecantknow.com/)




Here's an interesting page linked from that site:

http://tacomaatheists.com/eotw








Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 19, 2011, 07:26:00 PM
That link has some great images.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 19, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
My ex SIL is a Jehovah. She converted around 6 years or so ago, she never was the sharpest tool in the shed, but some of the stuff she started preaching afterwards was crazy.

We came to an agreement though when she visited, she shut up about it, and I let her live.




The clock is ticking...everybody ready?  :zoinks:

http://www.wecantknow.com/ (http://www.wecantknow.com/)




Here's an interesting page linked from that site:

http://tacomaatheists.com/eotw










I wonder why they use a picture of Seattle?  Oh wait, no I don't.  Tacoma is ugly and smells bad  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: renaeden on May 20, 2011, 02:46:59 AM
If we do all die , I'm going to be mega pissed.

I JUST completed my final exam ffs.  >:(  :hahaha:

Mine is in a month or so.  And  I'm going to be really pissed, but, even worse I just started a nice relationship with a new girlfriend!!!   >:(  Then again, if somebody with a nice house gets raptured.............hhhmmmmmm
I have exams soon. I wonder if I should study for them? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 03:59:58 AM
If we do all die , I'm going to be mega pissed.

I JUST completed my final exam ffs.  >:(  :hahaha:

Mine is in a month or so.  And  I'm going to be really pissed, but, even worse I just started a nice relationship with a new girlfriend!!!   >:(  Then again, if somebody with a nice house gets raptured.............hhhmmmmmm
I have exams soon. I wonder if I should study for them? :zoinks:

I will, even sinners need an EMT.   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Charlotte Quin on May 20, 2011, 04:08:06 AM
When is it coming exactly? When the gods above finally roll out of bed at midday? :P

And which timezone? 12:00pm PST? GMT? AEST?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 20, 2011, 04:44:09 AM
I don't know, but as long as I can watch Doctor Who tomorrow, I'll be happy.

But seriously, there's a far greater chance of a hydrogen explosion occurring at Fukushima nuclear plant again in the next 24 hours rather than the rapture.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: TA on May 20, 2011, 04:46:41 AM
So what do you guys plan on doing on Sunday after nothing happens on Saturday?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 20, 2011, 05:44:18 AM
So what do you guys plan on doing on Sunday after nothing happens on Saturday?

 I plan to spend Sunday with family!  :angel:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: bodie on May 20, 2011, 08:08:49 AM
They reckon those who are left behind are the damned!

i.e.  if you still here on sunday,  you will be going to hell anyway

so,  sin as much as you like
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on May 20, 2011, 08:20:25 AM
They reckon those who are left behind are the damned!

i.e.  if you still here on sunday,  you will be going to hell anyway

so,  sin as much as you like

Martin Luther for the win.

plant an apple tree, and Sündige fortiter.  :green:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on May 20, 2011, 09:46:14 AM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 20, 2011, 10:50:28 AM
The ones left behind are to be in hell, burned to shit along with everything else.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 20, 2011, 10:54:10 AM
The ones left behind are to be in hell, burned to shit along with everything else.

Makes perfect sense  :laugh:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 20, 2011, 11:49:28 AM
Judgement day is not 21 May, 2011.  G_d would have told me since I am the Supreme Governor of the Church of England.  He has not told me, so it will not happen.  End of discussion.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 20, 2011, 11:57:24 AM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 20, 2011, 11:59:06 AM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:

I don't know about you, but Hell doesn't seem to be too good of a place.   I sunburn quite easily.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 20, 2011, 12:06:48 PM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:

I don't know about you, but Hell doesn't seem to be too good of a place.   I sunburn quite easily.

As long as I stay far away from the lava I should be fine  :P
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 20, 2011, 12:21:22 PM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:

I don't know about you, but Hell doesn't seem to be too good of a place.   I sunburn quite easily.
I'm starting as mid level management.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 20, 2011, 12:38:16 PM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:

I don't know about you, but Hell doesn't seem to be too good of a place.   I sunburn quite easily.
I'm starting as mid level management.

I already resigned from hell  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 20, 2011, 12:39:50 PM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:

I don't know about you, but Hell doesn't seem to be too good of a place.   I sunburn quite easily.
I'm starting as mid level management.

I already resigned from hell  :zoinks:

WP is hell?   :orly:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: eris on May 20, 2011, 12:43:42 PM
that must make I2 heaven



for spazzes
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 01:44:02 PM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

 :lol: :plus:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: bodie on May 20, 2011, 02:29:51 PM
This guy has the right idea?  lol
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/images%20i%20like/judgementdayte.jpg?t=1305923341)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 20, 2011, 04:41:13 PM
I'm starting as mid level management.
I changed my mind, I'm going to be raptured  :angel: instead. Too bad all of you are SOL.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 20, 2011, 04:58:02 PM
(http://thefuerstshallbelast.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rapture-allthereligiouswackosaregone.jpg?w=280&h=402)

So wait hang on.

The Rapture means , all the good christians will be sent to heaven , and we'll get left behind AND get to party with satan?

I fail to see the bad in this.  :zoinks:

I don't know about you, but Hell doesn't seem to be too good of a place.   I sunburn quite easily.
I'm starting as mid level management.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUIQX5esnNo
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 20, 2011, 05:15:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUIQX5esnNo
:lol: As cool as that looks I was thinking something more like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-2NHmwV-do&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-2NHmwV-do&feature=related)

In any case, as I stated, I am now going to get raptured.  :gator:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 20, 2011, 05:18:44 PM
 Why should you get raptured?  What have you done to merit such an honor?  :P
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 20, 2011, 05:22:54 PM
Why should you get raptured?  What have you done to merit such an honor?  :P
Haven't you heard Papist? We are saved by Grace Kelly, not works.  :angel:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 20, 2011, 05:24:44 PM
Why should you get raptured?  What have you done to merit such an honor?  :P
Haven't you heard Papist? We are saved by Grace Kelly, not works.  :angel:

 You need to get yourself to Confession, young man.  Better go now, you will need several hours!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 06:38:51 PM
I'm starting as mid level management.
I changed my mind, I'm going to be raptured  :angel: instead. Too bad all of you are SOL.  :hahaha:

Heaven don't want us and Hell's afraid we'll take over!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 06:39:54 PM
Why should you get raptured?  What have you done to merit such an honor?  :P
Haven't you heard Papist? We are saved by Grace Kelly, not works.  :angel:

 You need to get yourself to Confession, young man.  Better go now, you will need several hours!  :zoinks:

I confess ...............then again....maybe not......then again......Bless me weeble for I have sinned!  :autism:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 20, 2011, 06:40:31 PM
I'm starting as mid level management.
I changed my mind, I'm going to be raptured  :angel: instead. Too bad all of you are SOL.  :hahaha:

Heaven don't want us and Hell's afraid we'll take over!  :evillaugh:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


^ Can we front page that?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 06:44:31 PM
Only if Bodaccea follows up her booty pic with a full frontal shot!   :flash: :drool:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 20, 2011, 06:45:51 PM
Only if Bodaccea follows up her booty pic with a full frontal shot!   :flash: :drool:

 I rather doubt anyone could handle that.  The site would probably combust!   :orly:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 06:47:53 PM
Only if Bodaccea follows up her booty pic with a full frontal shot!   :flash: :drool:

 I rather doubt anyone could handle that.  The site would probably combust!   :orly:

 :agreed: The flood of men into the UK would sink it!   :autism:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 20, 2011, 06:51:23 PM
Why should you get raptured?  What have you done to merit such an honor?  :P
Haven't you heard Papist? We are saved by Grace Kelly, not works.  :angel:

 You need to get yourself to Confession, young man.  Better go now, you will need several hours!  :zoinks:

I confess ...............then again....maybe not......then again......Bless me weeble for I have sinned!  :autism:

 Bless you, child!  Repent of your wicked ways!   :christ:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: midlifeaspie on May 20, 2011, 07:22:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dniVqDTwOds&feature=related
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 20, 2011, 07:31:39 PM
Why should you get raptured?  What have you done to merit such an honor?  :P
Haven't you heard Papist? We are saved by Grace Kelly, not works.  :angel:

 You need to get yourself to Confession, young man.  Better go now, you will need several hours!  :zoinks:

I confess ...............then again....maybe not......then again......Bless me weeble for I have sinned!  :autism:

 Bless you, child!  Repent of your wicked ways!   :christ:

On second hundreth thought........................NAHHHHHHHHHHH.   >:D
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on May 20, 2011, 11:19:32 PM
I heard this is going to be around 11:00 am (eastern time).

Who's coming to the party?

*chills beer and readies the hot dogs*

Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: bodie on May 21, 2011, 02:21:55 AM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/missteresabrown/images%20i%20like/jesus-for-lease.jpg?t=1305965381)
>
Maybe you can buy your way in? :asthing:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 21, 2011, 03:07:37 AM
Possible, but I think indulgences are sold on a more sub rosa level nowadays.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 21, 2011, 03:13:47 AM
Possible, but I think indulgences are sold on a more sub rosa level nowadays.

 You do not know enough about indulgences to discuss them, Protestant boy.  :M
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 21, 2011, 03:18:04 AM
Possible, but I think indulgences are sold on a more sub rosa level nowadays.

 You do not know enough about indulgences to discuss them, Protestant boy.  :M
I left the methodist church before your first birthday missy.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 21, 2011, 03:21:46 AM
Possible, but I think indulgences are sold on a more sub rosa level nowadays.

 You do not know enough about indulgences to discuss them, Protestant boy.  :M
I left the methodist church before your first birthday missy.  :zoinks:
 
 See?  It's even worse than I thought!   :dunno:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on May 21, 2011, 08:30:56 AM
Just came back from the church rummage sale.

You would think things would be half price for the rapture sale.

Damn cut throats have everything marked top dollar. :P
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 21, 2011, 08:40:41 AM
Just came back from the church rummage sale.

You would think things would be half price for the rapture sale.

Damn cut throats have everything marked top dollar. :P

 Clearly they are planning for an ongoing life on earth, which means they are of little faith!   :M
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: lutra on May 21, 2011, 09:20:49 AM
My newspaper stated that the radio-preacher dude, erm Camping, his radio station and other senseless followers of the chap had ordered and paid to put up 5500 billboards all across the globe with the message, blah blah blah, it all will end today.

5500 billboards? With a total cost of what? What a bunch of fucking morons.

Mmmm, where should I classify, DSM-wise, these deluded folks?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 21, 2011, 10:26:33 AM
My newspaper stated that the radio-preacher dude, erm Camping, his radio station and other senseless followers of the chap had ordered and paid to put up 5500 billboards all across the globe with the message, blah blah blah, it all will end today.

5500 billboards? With a total cost of what? What a bunch of fucking morons.

Mmmm, where should I classify, DSM-wise, these deluded folks?

They probably weren't banking on paying the bills for the advertising when they came in.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 21, 2011, 10:27:18 AM
Possible, but I think indulgences are sold on a more sub rosa level nowadays.

 You do not know enough about indulgences to discuss them, Protestant boy.  :M
I left the methodist church before your first birthday missy.  :zoinks:

Aha.  There is no method to your madness.  (Sorry, bad pun)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 21, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
My newspaper stated that the radio-preacher dude, erm Camping, his radio station and other senseless followers of the chap had ordered and paid to put up 5500 billboards all across the globe with the message, blah blah blah, it all will end today.

5500 billboards? With a total cost of what? What a bunch of fucking morons.

Mmmm, where should I classify, DSM-wise, these deluded folks?

They probably weren't banking on paying the bills for the advertising when they came in.

    Joke's on them.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on May 21, 2011, 01:10:47 PM
I had the truck all gassed up for the "post rapture looting" :'(.

Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Squidusa on May 21, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
I had the truck all gassed up for the "post rapture looting" :'(.



 :lol:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: lutra on May 21, 2011, 02:15:01 PM
My newspaper stated that the radio-preacher dude, erm Camping, his radio station and other senseless followers of the chap had ordered and paid to put up 5500 billboards all across the globe with the message, blah blah blah, it all will end today.

5500 billboards? With a total cost of what? What a bunch of fucking morons.

Mmmm, where should I classify, DSM-wise, these deluded folks?

They probably weren't banking on paying the bills for the advertising when they came in.

Well, think every sensible company that takes care of said billboards immediately demanded they pay for the services in advance after reading/understanding the 'message' they were asked to bring to light.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 21, 2011, 03:17:24 PM
Possible, but I think indulgences are sold on a more sub rosa level nowadays.

 You do not know enough about indulgences to discuss them, Protestant boy.  :M
I left the methodist church before your first birthday missy.  :zoinks:

Aha.  There is no method to your madness.  (Sorry, bad pun)
:lol: Good pun actually.

I had the truck all gassed up for the "post rapture looting" :'(.


Fuckers got your hopes up and dashed them .  :thumbdn:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 21, 2011, 04:27:17 PM
I had the truck all gassed up for the "post rapture looting" :'(.



Me too, I was looking to find a really nice apartment and car...... :hahaha:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Queen Victoria on May 21, 2011, 05:39:18 PM
Nothing to see here.  Move along please.   :bunny:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 21, 2011, 06:04:24 PM
The televangelist who made the prediction was apparently jeered at by his own followers when the anointed time passed and NOTHING happened.  And for the record, this was his second such prediction.   :hahaha:

This might make for a good reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 21, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on May 21, 2011, 06:49:06 PM
Fuck I was hoping all the wackos would rapture out of here but we seem stuck with them
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 21, 2011, 06:51:03 PM
Maybe no one was chosen.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 21, 2011, 08:40:57 PM
Too much to hope for!
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 21, 2011, 09:10:32 PM
I miss the alpacalips/rapture/rupture already. Now we are stuck with the benj/mla pissing contest for kicks and that is not much fun. OTOH it does seem to be confined to one thread now. Christians who get hung up on eschatology sure do seem to look forward to all the bad people (non ass kissers) getting fucked.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 21, 2011, 11:48:24 PM
Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.

 I hope after the first few false alarms, her family members learned just to enjoy the parties!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Osensitive1 on May 21, 2011, 11:55:02 PM
Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.

 I hope after the first few false alarms, her family members learned just to enjoy the parties!  :thumbup:
Yes. They all seemed happy to pacify her. The family member I knew had married into the family though, so the whole thing was more wacky for her.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Calavera on May 22, 2011, 01:52:20 AM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: P7PSP on May 22, 2011, 02:11:58 AM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on May 22, 2011, 02:21:38 AM
Maybe it did happen and none of us was chosen. We are in hell, folks.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Calavera on May 22, 2011, 02:44:56 AM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

Good point. Who wants to spend eternity in heaven doing nothing but sing hymns and recite Psalms all day?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Psychophant on May 22, 2011, 06:38:38 PM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

Good point. Who wants to spend eternity in heaven doing nothing but sing hymns and recite Psalms all day?

Sounds like hell to me!
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 29, 2014, 07:46:44 PM
I'm still waiting for Jeebuss!!   :autism:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Jack on December 29, 2014, 08:03:40 PM
I'm still waiting for Jeebuss!!   :autism:

Forgot about that. Should clean the bathrooms in preparation.

This was a good re-read. I'm funny. :laugh:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on December 29, 2014, 11:33:57 PM
Maybe they got the year wrong? There's a May again next year. Hope springs eternal and all that.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 04, 2015, 10:40:46 AM
I think Armageddon is going to be a "boy who cried wolf" scenario. It about one hundred or so years from now when the world actually comes to an end (probably due to nuclear war or some big ass asteroid) the guy who predicts it will be shunned by the public despite him actually being right. This is due to people being gullible idiots every year and buying into "the end is nigh" crap.



Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on January 04, 2015, 11:23:01 AM
Quote
THE 4 HORSEMEN RIDE IN 2015-2019: THE ANTICHRIST PUTIN, ECONOMIC CHAOS, WAR, DISEASES. THE ANTICHRIST PUTIN INVADES OTHER COUNTRIES AND STARTS A NUCLEAR WAR IN 2017. NOTE THAT THE SPREADING EBOLA EPIDEMIC IS RELATED TO THE RISE OF THE ANTICHRIST PUTIN, SINCE THE EBOLA VIRUS CAN TWIST INTO A 6 SHAPE, AND 666 IS THE NUMBER OF THE ANTICHRIST. THE EBOLA EPIDEMIC MAY SPREAD AND WORSEN AS PUTIN GRABS MORE TERRITORY AND ACTS MORE AGGRESSIVE. RETURN OF CHRIST, BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON, DEFEAT OF THE ANTICHRIST IN 2017 - 2019. POSSIBLE ALIEN UFO INVASION OF EARTH IN 2020.


http://www.revelation13.net/calendar.html (http://www.revelation13.net/calendar.html)

Gotta love this shit.

(http://eurokulture.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vladimir-putin-riding-bear-300x276.jpg)

2020 sounds cool....
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: skyblue1 on January 04, 2015, 12:32:00 PM
Looks upward

"Well the sky isn't falling yet; so I am safe today."
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 04, 2015, 01:21:38 PM
I'm always creeped out by doom-sayers who are specific with the date-of-doom. Breivik was also very specific about this future date where all of Europe will become super-nazi
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 05, 2015, 05:02:56 AM
What is going on in the world? I've not heard of a set date for the world to end for over a year now, I think. Something must be going terribly wrong.

 :GA: :CanofWorms: :GA: :CanofWorms: :GA:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Semicolon on January 05, 2015, 10:16:22 AM
What is going on in the world? I've not heard of a set date for the world to end for over a year now, I think. Something must be going terribly wrong.

 :GA: :CanofWorms: :GA: :CanofWorms: :GA:

I have heard that the Dutch end of the world happens whenever you forget a birthday. :P

Here is the Dutch apocalypse:
:GA:    :spaz:   :hyke: :lutra:
(http://individual.icons-land.com/IconsPreview/TransportMultiview/PNG/Bikes/32x32/Bicycle_Left_Red.png)  (http://individual.icons-land.com/IconsPreview/TransportMultiview/PNG/Bikes/32x32/Bicycle_Left_Red.png)  (http://individual.icons-land.com/IconsPreview/TransportMultiview/PNG/Bikes/32x32/Bicycle_Left_Red.png)  (http://individual.icons-land.com/IconsPreview/TransportMultiview/PNG/Bikes/32x32/Bicycle_Left_Red.png)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 05, 2015, 11:58:47 AM
(http://eurokulture.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vladimir-putin-riding-bear-300x276.jpg)

Putin can't be one of the four horsemen if he's riding a bear  :M
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 05, 2015, 02:45:03 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 05, 2015, 02:53:51 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on January 05, 2015, 03:03:54 PM
(http://eurokulture.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vladimir-putin-riding-bear-300x276.jpg)

Putin can't be one of the four horsemen if he's riding a bear  :M

(http://upstreamonline.com.cdn.bitbit.net/incoming/article1262882.ece/alternates/article_main/Putin%20Horse.jpg)

(http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1120562-3x2-940x627.jpg)

 :zoinks:

I just thought he looked damn cool on the bear.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 05, 2015, 03:52:52 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!

There is a risk, yes, but I believe it's not that big in the (for us) foreseeable future. And while we might be swallowed by the sun, it's not a certainty.

So cheer up, will you.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 05, 2015, 03:53:43 PM
(http://eurokulture.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vladimir-putin-riding-bear-300x276.jpg)

Putin can't be one of the four horsemen if he's riding a bear  :M

(http://upstreamonline.com.cdn.bitbit.net/incoming/article1262882.ece/alternates/article_main/Putin%20Horse.jpg)

(http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1120562-3x2-940x627.jpg)

 :zoinks:

I just thought he looked damn cool on the bear.

:GA:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 05, 2015, 03:57:57 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!

There is a risk, yes, but I believe it's not that big in the (for us) foreseeable future. And while we might be swallowed by the sun, it's not a certainty.

So cheer up, will you.

Oh, nonono, for US people no, this is like, hundreds of millions of years ahead, so by then this will be a different planet, for different things, but thats kindov my point, it's a positive note still, that things will keep living here for a long time, even if a gamma ray burst will snuff us out in front of our sun "HEY >:I"
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 05, 2015, 04:02:28 PM
(http://eurokulture.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vladimir-putin-riding-bear-300x276.jpg)

Putin can't be one of the four horsemen if he's riding a bear  :M

(http://upstreamonline.com.cdn.bitbit.net/incoming/article1262882.ece/alternates/article_main/Putin%20Horse.jpg)

(http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1120562-3x2-940x627.jpg)

 :zoinks:

I just thought he looked damn cool on the bear.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo#)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 05, 2015, 04:03:25 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!

There is a risk, yes, but I believe it's not that big in the (for us) foreseeable future. And while we might be swallowed by the sun, it's not a certainty.

So cheer up, will you.

Oh, nonono, for US people no, this is like, hundreds of millions of years ahead, so by then this will be a different planet, for different things, but thats kindov my point, it's a positive note still, that things will keep living here for a long time, even if a gamma ray burst will snuff us out in front of our sun "HEY >:I"

Well, if it's any consolation, there is a significant risk of us being hit by a very large rock long before humanity is going to be extinct.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on January 05, 2015, 06:15:50 PM
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Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2015, 06:44:29 PM
Jack appreciates Icequeen's Putin contributions to this thread. :M
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 05, 2015, 11:34:56 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!

There is a risk, yes, but I believe it's not that big in the (for us) foreseeable future. And while we might be swallowed by the sun, it's not a certainty.

So cheer up, will you.

Oh, nonono, for US people no, this is like, hundreds of millions of years ahead, so by then this will be a different planet, for different things, but thats kindov my point, it's a positive note still, that things will keep living here for a long time, even if a gamma ray burst will snuff us out in front of our sun "HEY >:I"

Well, if it's any consolation, there is a significant risk of us being hit by a very large rock long before humanity is going to be extinct.

Discovery Channel sometimes had evenings filled with doom scenarios for this planet. Very funny how they presented every possible outcome with dread and fear. Watched quite a few with my oldest, years ago.We laughed a lot.
Tapping in on fear of people, about things that might happen after humans are extinct is making no sense to me, but it is funny. Like telling us how hot we will be at temperatures that high that no water will be on the globe.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 06, 2015, 12:28:45 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!

There is a risk, yes, but I believe it's not that big in the (for us) foreseeable future. And while we might be swallowed by the sun, it's not a certainty.

So cheer up, will you.

Oh, nonono, for US people no, this is like, hundreds of millions of years ahead, so by then this will be a different planet, for different things, but thats kindov my point, it's a positive note still, that things will keep living here for a long time, even if a gamma ray burst will snuff us out in front of our sun "HEY >:I"

Well, if it's any consolation, there is a significant risk of us being hit by a very large rock long before humanity is going to be extinct.

Discovery Channel sometimes had evenings filled with doom scenarios for this planet. Very funny how they presented every possible outcome with dread and fear. Watched quite a few with my oldest, years ago.We laughed a lot.
Tapping in on fear of people, about things that might happen after humans are extinct is making no sense to me, but it is funny. Like telling us how hot we will be at temperatures that high that no water will be on the globe.

It's what they do best. Me, I like their air crash shows.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: ZEGH8578 on January 06, 2015, 12:52:38 PM
Discovery Channel should be renamed Overweight Americans with Raybans do Manly Stuff Channel
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Semicolon on January 06, 2015, 03:22:11 PM
Discovery Channel should be renamed Overweight Americans with Raybans do Manly Stuff Channel

I would watch that. :M
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 06, 2015, 04:53:06 PM
The world will end. Fact. :M

I often say to people that the sun will swallow us up, but that the heat increase way before that time will end life by itself.
Then, during some writing and researching, I decided to look up astronomical predictions, and found that there is a potential for a massive gamma ray burst that could wipe out all life on earth long before the sun swallows us.
"Long before" is probably as relative as it gets, and I don't have the numbers here, but yay!

There is a risk, yes, but I believe it's not that big in the (for us) foreseeable future. And while we might be swallowed by the sun, it's not a certainty.

So cheer up, will you.

Oh, nonono, for US people no, this is like, hundreds of millions of years ahead, so by then this will be a different planet, for different things, but thats kindov my point, it's a positive note still, that things will keep living here for a long time, even if a gamma ray burst will snuff us out in front of our sun "HEY >:I"

Well, if it's any consolation, there is a significant risk of us being hit by a very large rock long before humanity is going to be extinct.

Discovery Channel sometimes had evenings filled with doom scenarios for this planet. Very funny how they presented every possible outcome with dread and fear. Watched quite a few with my oldest, years ago.We laughed a lot.
Tapping in on fear of people, about things that might happen after humans are extinct is making no sense to me, but it is funny. Like telling us how hot we will be at temperatures that high that no water will be on the globe.

It's what they do best. Me, I like their air crash shows.

TLC sometimes has programs with "emotionally shocking content" warnings. They are not half as emotionally presented as their programs without that warning.
Fun now and then, to watch with someone with a matching sense of humour. Not too often. Overkill happens quickly.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on January 06, 2015, 07:02:23 PM
Discovery Channel should be renamed Overweight Americans with Raybans do Manly Stuff Channel

I would watch that. :M

They would give me a show :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Semicolon on January 06, 2015, 11:23:30 PM
Discovery Channel should be renamed Overweight Americans with Raybans do Manly Stuff Channel

I would watch that. :M

They would give me a show :2thumbsup:

It would be you living your life on camera. :flash: :flamer:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 06, 2015, 11:27:34 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: renaeden on January 07, 2015, 12:50:37 AM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Icequeen on January 07, 2015, 10:07:41 AM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Hannah on January 07, 2015, 11:55:49 AM
well dang I've been 'left behind'  :headhurts:  :include:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Semicolon on January 07, 2015, 12:48:44 PM
well dang I've been 'left behind'  :headhurts:  :include:

I recently saw a poster for a remake of "Left Behind" starring Nicolas Cage. :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Arya Quinn on January 07, 2015, 01:47:38 PM
well dang I've been 'left behind'  :headhurts:  :include:

I recently saw a poster for a remake of "Left Behind" starring Nicolas Cage. :facepalm2:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_WPZWfp_iM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_WPZWfp_iM#)

You can't escape from The Cage

(http://i.imgur.com/dMcXMdm.jpg)

Do not try to run it is already too late.

(http://i.imgur.com/AAzf6FL.jpg)

He is faster than you, stronger than you and more powerful than you in every way.

(http://i.imgur.com/JjpqkD4.jpg)

And he is eternal

(http://static.betazeta.com/www.saborizante.com/up/2011/09/nicolas-cage-is-a-time-traveling-vampire-23123-1316182766-1.jpg)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0lIHKXZeo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0lIHKXZeo#ws)

(http://i.imgur.com/Gjojzks.jpg)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 07, 2015, 06:26:44 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:

I'd only watch it if he were naked.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Jack on January 08, 2015, 06:31:50 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:

I'd only watch it if he were naked.  :zoinks:
What if he wore his respirator with organic filters?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 09, 2015, 12:25:39 AM
Parts on Discovery Channel. Imagine!
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 09, 2015, 05:18:25 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:

I'd only watch it if he were naked.  :zoinks:
What if he wore his respirator with organic filters?

Yeah, if that's the only thing he's wearing.  :zoinks:


Parts on Discovery Channel. Imagine!

I am!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 09, 2015, 06:05:35 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:

I'd only watch it if he were naked.  :zoinks:
What if he wore his respirator with organic filters?

Yeah, if that's the only thing he's wearing.  :zoinks:


Parts on Discovery Channel. Imagine!

I am!  :zoinks:

Am imagining a German helmet on top of that image.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 09, 2015, 06:21:20 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:

I'd only watch it if he were naked.  :zoinks:
What if he wore his respirator with organic filters?

Yeah, if that's the only thing he's wearing.  :zoinks:


Parts on Discovery Channel. Imagine!

I am!  :zoinks:

Am imagining a German helmet on top of that image.

Ooooo. That's even better. :drool:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 10, 2015, 03:46:40 AM
He needs to be convinced of the merits of this splendid idea. :viking:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 10, 2015, 03:56:35 AM
 :indeed:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 10, 2015, 04:08:23 AM
As for the Discovery Channel, I'm sure they will immediately embrace the concept.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 10, 2015, 04:41:40 AM
And he has nothing to lose. With that mask almost no one will recognise him. There is no danger for the family reputation.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 11, 2015, 04:18:39 AM
How could he possibly say no?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 11, 2015, 06:05:30 AM
Where is Parts? Is he away negotiating with Discovery Channel?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 11, 2015, 07:26:27 AM
Hopefully. I think he should comment on this.
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on January 11, 2015, 02:38:38 PM
I'd watch a show with Parts in it. ;D
So would I. That would be cool.

Definitely.  :LOL:

I'd only watch it if he were naked.  :zoinks:
What if he wore his respirator with organic filters?

Yeah, if that's the only thing he's wearing.  :zoinks:


Parts on Discovery Channel. Imagine!

I am!  :zoinks:

Am imagining a German helmet on top of that image.

Ooooo. That's even better. :drool:

Well not naked but I am wearing a German helmet :zoinks:

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/012-12.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/parts67/media/012-12.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 11, 2015, 02:46:36 PM
Secksy!!  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 11, 2015, 11:41:55 PM
So how did the talks with the Discovery Channel go?
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: Parts on January 12, 2015, 09:07:56 PM
Start filming over the summer :zoinks:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 12, 2015, 11:31:21 PM
:woohoo:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: 'andersom' on January 13, 2015, 02:49:19 AM
 :arrr:
Title: Re: Judgement day is near oh my
Post by: odeon on January 13, 2015, 11:59:19 AM
The show should be named "Parts' Parts About Parts".