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Title: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on April 26, 2010, 09:35:13 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 26, 2010, 09:36:57 PM
I don't drink beer, so I haven't a clue! What size bottles do you usually see in the stores? :P
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
Shrinking products have hit beer now. Producers do this because they can hid cost increases this way. Consumers notice price increases but not smaller products, or so I've heard.  ::)

Hell I even bought a "pound" of gunpowder that was in a 14 oz container!!!  :grrr:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on April 26, 2010, 09:44:42 PM
Well it's not anything special about the beer just thought I'd try it
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2010, 09:49:28 PM
Well it's not anything special about the beer just thought I'd try it

Another thought occured to me, it could just be because it's an import. I've seen some of these oddball, monkey-fuck metric sizes before.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on April 26, 2010, 09:52:06 PM
I read something about short sizes but it didn't hold my interest
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 26, 2010, 09:54:27 PM
I hate weird sizes. The boxes of raisins we get at my day job are 15 ounces...c'mon, just sell us a POUND! :duh:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: ScrapSheep on April 26, 2010, 10:32:49 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?
Because African buy it and Africans are a lower species. Jamaican beer
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Scrapheap on April 26, 2010, 10:44:45 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?
Because African buy it and Africans are a lower species. Jamaican beer

Homo Sapiens is an African species you dumbshit!!! :jaded:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 26, 2010, 11:36:06 PM
I hate this downsizing products.  It's weasely cheating and wreaks havoc with old recipes. 
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Osensitive1 on April 27, 2010, 04:54:01 PM
Yes, downsizing. One of those crampon companies, think it was tampax, almost went out of business when they tried it years ago. Some things just can't be downsized.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on April 27, 2010, 04:55:40 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?
Because African buy it and Africans are a lower species. Jamaican beer

One of my best and most trusted friends in real life is Jamaican :finger:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 27, 2010, 07:21:14 PM
Yes, downsizing. One of those crampon companies, think it was tampax, almost went out of business when they tried it years ago. Some things just can't be downsized.

This just makes me want to :rofl: !
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Osensitive1 on April 27, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
Yes. It was really dropping from a 20 count box to 18, but the concept of downsizing crampons is funny.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 27, 2010, 07:25:10 PM
Yes. It was really dropping from a 20 count box to 18, but the concept of downsizing crampons is funny.

Think of the false hope it would give the men... :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Gluey on April 27, 2010, 07:39:27 PM
Yeah it seems they keep taking away the alcohol content. I drink on occasions and when I do it's whiskey mixed with some other drink.
My cousin was complaining about the Colt 45's.  
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on April 27, 2010, 07:43:36 PM
Colt 45's is some nasty stuff even if Lando Calrissian likes it
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 27, 2010, 07:45:14 PM
Colt 45's is some nasty stuff even if Lando Calrissian likes it

"Works every time!" Whatever that means. ::)
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: DukeNukem on April 28, 2010, 10:18:56 PM
Colt 45's is some nasty stuff even if Lando Calrissian likes it

I bet they named it after the pistol you will probably shoot yourself in the head with after drinking too much of it. :zoinks:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Scrapheap on April 29, 2010, 12:53:00 AM
Colt 45's is some nasty stuff even if Lando Calrissian likes it

I bet they named it after the pistol you will probably shoot yourself in the head with after drinking too much of it. :zoinks:

That was almpst funneh.  :plus: for not totaly sucking!!!
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: normal_impaired on April 29, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Scrapheap on May 02, 2010, 04:23:24 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

Yes, that makes sense! :idea:


When I was in middle school in the late 70s, my school system created a metrics program to educate us so we would be ready for the
expected worldwide conversion! :orly:


Oh well, we tried, sort of... :rofl:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on May 02, 2010, 06:55:52 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

Yes, that makes sense! :idea:


When I was in middle school in the late 70s, my school system created a metrics program to educate us so we would be ready for the
expected worldwide conversion! :orly:


Oh well, we tried, sort of... :rofl:

Me too :laugh:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Phlexor on May 02, 2010, 07:46:49 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 331.224 mls, so that doesn't seem right.

Measurements that don't have a bunch of decimal places after it are:

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 1.4 Cups (US) / 0.7 Pints (US) / 0.35 Quarts (US)

So make of that what you want.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 07:48:43 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 331.224 mls, so that doesn't seem right.

Measurements that don't have a bunch of decimal places after it are:

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 1.4 Cups (US) / 0.7 Pints (US) / 0.35 Quarts (US)

So make of that what you want.

I can't make anything of it at all.  :dunce:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Phlexor on May 02, 2010, 07:55:20 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 331.224 mls, so that doesn't seem right.

Measurements that don't have a bunch of decimal places after it are:

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 1.4 Cups (US) / 0.7 Pints (US) / 0.35 Quarts (US)

So make of that what you want.

I can't make anything of it at all.  :dunce:

Yeah either can I, it's just that 11.2 converts to those measurements easily. I used a program called ESB Unit Conversion Utility. http://www.esbconsult.com/esbcalc/esbunitconv.htm
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Got Red Stripe today it's in 11.2 OZ bottles why?

It's gotta have something to do with the shape of the bottles, they probably made the bottles to hold 11oz but later found out there was enough room for an additional 0.2oz so they added that.  Either that or it's the product of a conversion from a larger unit of measurement.

it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 331.224 mls, so that doesn't seem right.

Measurements that don't have a bunch of decimal places after it are:

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 1.4 Cups (US) / 0.7 Pints (US) / 0.35 Quarts (US)

So make of that what you want.

I can't make anything of it at all.  :dunce:

Yeah either can I, it's just that 11.2 converts to those measurements easily. I used a program called ESB Unit Conversion Utility. http://www.esbconsult.com/esbcalc/esbunitconv.htm

At first glance, I thought that link contained the word BISCUIT! Now I see it does not, but I'll check it out anyway. :laugh:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Parts on May 02, 2010, 08:19:08 PM
Evidently 11.2 oz is a standard bottle size for the stubby shaped bottles
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: normal_impaired on May 02, 2010, 08:41:29 PM
I still think it was my first idea, that they ordered 11oz bottles but later found out that they could fit an additional .2oz and added it.  They may have made this addition to use up the extra space to prevent the beer from having too much "slosh-around" space, or it could even be some Jamaican law requiring them to fill the bottle all the way up.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 08:43:17 PM
I still think it was my first idea, that they ordered 11oz bottles but later found out that they could fit an additional .2oz and added it.  They may have made this addition to use up the extra space to prevent the beer from having too much "slosh-around" space, or it could even be some Jamaican law requiring them to fill the bottle all the way up.

But sloshing around is FUN! :P
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: normal_impaired on May 02, 2010, 09:41:51 PM
While the beer's in the back of a truck, if there's too much room for the beer to slosh around in, it'll do that on every bump and turn, resulting in the same effect you get when you shake up any carbonated beverage too much.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
While the beer's in the back of a truck, if there's too much room for the beer to slosh around in, it'll do that on every bump and turn, resulting in the same effect you get when you shake up any carbonated beverage too much.

I had no idea beer was carbonated. :emb:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Blasted on May 02, 2010, 09:57:56 PM
While the beer's in the back of a truck, if there's too much room for the beer to slosh around in, it'll do that on every bump and turn, resulting in the same effect you get when you shake up any carbonated beverage too much.

I had no idea beer was carbonated. :emb:

Of course it is.  Fermentation causes natural carbonation.  Have you never opened a can of beer and had it burst out?
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 10:03:51 PM
While the beer's in the back of a truck, if there's too much room for the beer to slosh around in, it'll do that on every bump and turn, resulting in the same effect you get when you shake up any carbonated beverage too much.

I had no idea beer was carbonated. :emb:

Of course it is.  Fermentation causes natural carbonation.  Have you never opened a can of beer and had it burst out?

OK, you might want to sit down for this---


I've never opened a can of beer.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Blasted on May 02, 2010, 10:07:03 PM
 :twitch:

( :laugh: )

You definitely need to try it sometime, drinking beer's good too :P  Although it does give you a pot belly so I prefer to stick to spirits.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 10:11:40 PM
:twitch:

( :laugh: )

You definitely need to try it sometime, drinking beer's good too :P  Although it does give you a pot belly so I prefer to stick to spirits.

I already have a double-decker potbelly, and I hate beer (I had a sip of it in a glass one time).


This is what I look like: :snowman:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Blasted on May 02, 2010, 10:32:22 PM
I look like this now after my monster two day binge:

(http://www.16bit.com/toypics/ghostbusters/marshmallow/front.jpg)
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 02, 2010, 10:43:58 PM
I look like this now after my monster two day binge:

(http://www.16bit.com/toypics/ghostbusters/marshmallow/front.jpg)

I'll see you your marshmallow and raise you a

(http://www.illinitirecom.superpageshosting.com/nss-folder/pictures/MVC-005Fa.jpg)
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Eclair on May 02, 2010, 10:55:54 PM
I look like this now after my monster two day binge:

(http://www.16bit.com/toypics/ghostbusters/marshmallow/front.jpg)

Binty, all your fat just goes to your lips x
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: punkdrew on May 02, 2010, 11:55:31 PM
They've shrunk the quarts of Haagen Daaz which cheesed my wife off when she found out.
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: Scrapheap on May 03, 2010, 01:19:46 AM
it's probably a conversion from a metric size.

11.2 Fluid ounces (US) = 331.224 mls, so that doesn't seem right.

You forgot to round off. 330 ml. Is that a standard metric size? hello Europeans? or anyone else who uses the antiquated metric system?
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2016, 10:12:16 AM
Yes. It was really dropping from a 20 count box to 18, but the concept of downsizing crampons is funny.

Think of the false hope it would give the men... :2thumbsup:

  Just seeing this for the first time in years; it's one of my bawdiest answers ever!   :yikes:
Title: Re: 11.2 oz beers
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 15, 2016, 10:13:19 AM
  Want to agree with the gripe about 14-oz. "pints" of Haagen-Dazs.  >:(