INTENSITY²
Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: tinkerjack on May 29, 2006, 06:55:45 PM
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tinkerjack is neuroman
he was tinkerjack long before he was neuroman
he does not promise anything but answers
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what is your IQ?
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it is nine more than three times the last prime of my age.
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dammit.
154?
any other takers?
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wrong
close, though
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there is no possible way that my Intelligence quotient is anywhere close to yours.
although, i do fancy myself a quick study. once i get passed testing things and learning things the hard way, i tend to learn exponentially after that.
also i used to have a fantastic, almost photographic memory, that is, until the abuses of my late teens and early twenties.
Question:
in school, what was your favorite subject?
what was your best subject?
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also, have you been banned from WP?
do you secretly have a hidden desire to become banned, and join the ranks of the violators of what, i cannot say?
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not banned, dont do space travel anymore
college:
favorite subject: tie: english writing arts/psychology
best subject: better ask what the worst one was - all A's if i felt like it, B's if i did nothing. go by grades: Spanish - minored in it and got a 4.0
worst subject: auto mechanics instructor subtracted points for being late. late twice so got a B
high school:
best subject: likely english. limited memory of high school.
favorite subject: industrial arts
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is industrial arts the same thing as home ec?
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ROFLMAO!
where were you in high school?
home ec was for girls
industrial arts was for boys - we built things of wood and metal and learned the basics of design. when i went to college i majored in industrial arts until i started losing ground for getting to class late. i switched to writing arts because i knew i could get good grades.
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ah hell.
i went to a small private school. with a minimal budget and a mandatory Bible class.
we didn't even have half the sports programs.
our band comprised of kazoo players.
and our drum major was a minor.
shop...
yeah right, we learned how to make balloon animals instead, and we recycled and reused the balloons.
we did have home ec though. but all they had was an easy bake oven. actually my senior year they got a real life microwave. but only learnt how to make those 2 fer $1 tv dinners.
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do you think mcjagger is bullshitting about his school being THAT bad?
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hum - balloon animals...and isn't an easy bake oven a toy? so mcj was playing with toys while i learned to use a drill press...
i take people at their word.
casts a bit of a shadow on the machismo, dont it?
hum, lets see, drill press vs balloon animals, drill press vs balloon animals.
hmmmm.
drill press.
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what type of bit did you use on the end of your drill press?
because we had alot of those red balloons, they were always my favorite.
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material or size?
drill press bits are different than hand drill bits - more tinkering with the chuck.
i know a good bit about drills...
(now you know whence came tinkerjack)
diamond or carbon steel i think back then
titanium would be choice now as i play with metal a lot.
still have some diamond bits, but alas, no room for a full size drill press. have a craftsman (at my house) and a black and decker (at my mom's house).
size depends on the project.
big hole, big bit.
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wide hole.
1 1/2" diameter in oak.
lol. didn't mean it like that.
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Who is neuroman's Clark Kent?
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What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
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Who is neuroman's Clark Kent?
that is backwards
neuroman is jack tinker's clark kent
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wide hole.
1 1/2" diameter in oak.
lol. didn't mean it like that.
yes you did
but that's OK. dont worry your head about it.*
btw - that size doesn't take a bit - it requires a hole cutter. and don't bother with a rotozip - they are unreliable compared with a drill press. too much vibration and not enough structure. a drill press holds the target and the aim is always true.
*reference to bob's wood.
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What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
1. that i don't know everything
2. i dont know
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From your perspective what are your feelings towards IQ. And what are your honest feelings(please state if you are not willing to share your truest feelings) towards people of significantly lower IQ?
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From your perspective what are your feelings towards IQ. And what are your honest feelings(please state if you are not willing to share your truest feelings) towards people of significantly lower IQ?
i have never met iq so i dont have any feelings towards him or her.
i cant answer the other question unless my feelings start talking to me. but i have a feeling (based on numerous adages about not trusting one's feelings) that they will not be honest.
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wide hole.
1 1/2" diameter in oak.
lol.? didn't mean it like that.
yes you did
but that's OK. dont worry your head about it.*
btw - that size doesn't take a bit - it requires a hole cutter. and don't bother with a rotozip - they are unreliable compared with a drill press. too much vibration and not enough structure. a drill press holds the target and the aim is always true.
*reference to bob's wood.
how about a forstner bit?
edit to take my response out of the quotes.
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Your emotions don't talk to you often?
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you are right and have exposed me as a cheapskate.
a hole saw is cheaper than a set of forstner bits.
and better for those deep holes.
should have known
only the best for bob's wood.
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Your emotions don't talk to you often?
those angst filled emos?
they never talk to me and i like that just fine.
whiners.
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From your perspective what are your feelings towards IQ. And what are your honest feelings(please state if you are not willing to share your truest feelings) towards people of significantly lower IQ?
the serious answer to the pertinent part of this question is that measuring IQ is like reading tarot cards. it is only a forecast of the person's potential in a particular environment.
lower than mine? lower than yours? lower than mine when i have had a gluten exposure? higher than mine when you are at the top of your game and i have had less than an hour's sleep?
IQ is a delusion.
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you do know that i obsessed over woodworking for a while.
i have a tool and accessory collection worth probably about 50K.
and i can do balloon animals.
have you ever seen my interpretation of one of those hot dog dog's?
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i've seen your favorite wiener.
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i've seen your favorite wiener.
the one i sat in the cockpit of.
b-o-l-o-g-n-a
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i know you have a way with bologna
but are we really going to revisit the cockpit?
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this is I?
you may say Bull Shit.
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you may step in what you like
especially if you continue to take pleasure in having sat in the cock pit of a wiener.
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i assure you, it was on not in.
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i have a question - is this thread going to be about anything other than boys talking about knobs?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ::)
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ok then,
which is this, art or porn?
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/landscapeXX.jpg)
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i rest my case... ::)
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what is the most bizzare case you've ever evaluated as a crisis clinician? and what was their diagnosis?
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i think you might be interested to know that this exact picture has been through the legal system already and it has been decided to be neither.
hung jury 5-7
7 in favor of art.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_Biafra
edit to add the story link
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that's what i would have said, actually, but then it ain't my ask me thread...
interesting that only one of them's wearing a condom.
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i know, and why?
it was painted in the mid seventies. maybe that was the % back then.
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possibly. it depends on the purpose of the painting, the artist's intent, or the point s/he was trying to make.
thought provoking, though, which is always good. it reminds me of fruit, for some reason, which makes me laugh, considering the use of the word in the states.
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i have a question - is this thread going to be about anything other than boys talking about knobs?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ::)
only if people start asking intelligent questions
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ok then,
which is this, art or porn?
neither
it is botany
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interesting that you mention fruit.
DK had an album titled Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, but this was a free poster insert in the album titled FrankenChrist.
are all the penis' vaginal insertions or is one or more anal?
i can't quite tell on a few of them.
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interesting that you mention fruit.
DK had an album titled Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, but this was a free poster insert in the album titled FrankenChrist.
are all the penis' vaginal insertions or is one or more anal?
i can't quite tell on a few of them.
only the jolly green giant knows for sure
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all vaginal, unless the "recipients" have developed some interesting labia around their anus. must make me the jolly green giant, then. ???
amazingly, i thought they were all anal, until i looked again (hence the hilarity regarding "fruit").
wonder what that says about me...? :-\
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interesting that you mention fruit.
DK had an album titled Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, but this was a free poster insert in the album titled FrankenChrist.
are all the penis' vaginal insertions or is one or more anal?
i can't quite tell on a few of them.
are you suggesting that the middle middle is the one potentially anal.
am i making anyone uncomfortable here? we only have limited time until dunc wakes up. we may have to remove the picture if its deemed porn. i am simply doing what i do and pushing the envelope.
only the jolly green giant knows for sure
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no intelligent questions, then?
i'll check later
this is putting me to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........
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what do you consider to be an intelligent question?
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only one way to find out
ask some and i will administer IQ tests to them
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why do you use the wolf as your symbol?
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Why did you skip jman's question about the most bizarre case?
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Are you healthy enough to return to the "Assign a theme song" thread on Neurolands?
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Are gluten and bikinis your only kryptonite?
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Why did you skip jman's question about the most bizarre case?
because i have adhd and after i wrote a detailed response to the question that thing about someone else posting while i responded came up and i pushed the wrong button. >:(
i will do it again.
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why do you use the wolf as your symbol?
real white fang by jack london to find out.
the wolf is not a symbol, it is a portrait
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Are you healthy enough to return to the "Assign a theme song" thread on Neurolands?
yes, if i can remember to go there (takes out appointment book and writes...)
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Are gluten and bikinis your only kryptonite?
no
gluten is a serious hunk of kryptonite
bikinis are merely temptation
put the bikini on an intelligent woman and all is lost...
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what is the most bizzare case you've ever evaluated as a crisis clinician? and what was their diagnosis?
i don't think of cases as bizarre. there are odd ones and cases that made me laugh afterwards
the one that still makes me laugh was the woman i saw in the ER who was standing against a wall. she had a hospital gown (called a johnnie) on and nothing else. she was apprehended walking down the center of the road completely naked. i asked her why she was walking down the road naked and she said, "because i have to preach the word." i said that doesn't explain why you had no clothes on. she said, "because i'm a tree." i said, that still doesn't explain why you were naked. why did you take your clothing off? she put her arms out to the side and said in a loud voice, "because i need to spread my branches and grow!"
cocaine induced psychosis
another man came in complaining of a stone in his throat. he was very distressed. the doctors found nothing. he was a very clean cut, well dressed young man. he was not at risk for harm, so we had to let him go. i could not help him. he left convinced he was going to die because eventually the stone would cut off his air supply.
schizophrenia
i remember the funny and the sad stories, and some of the real clinical mysteries. i really dont think of any as bizzare because as they say, there, but for the grace of god, go i.
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Are gluten and bikinis your only kryptonite?
on second thought:
gluten = kryptonite
woman in bikini = adhd
intelligent woman in bikini = the sun
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Who is Lex Luther in the neuroman/ tinkerjack universe?
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how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
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Tinkerjack has hit kryptonite. Stay tuned to this station...
DUN DUN DUN.
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Who is Lex Luther in the neuroman/ tinkerjack universe?
have not met him or her but have some suspicouns
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how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
17
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Tinkerjack has hit kryptonite. Stay tuned to this station...
DUN DUN DUN.
not so bad
thanks god for lead boxers
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What are lead boxers? ...OH... I get it. I think?
Do I get it?
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Are unwritten rules found in an unwritten manual?
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What degree or degrees do you have?
EDIT: In addition to any temperature pun you make, I mean.
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What are lead boxers?? ...OH... I get it.? I think?
Do I get it?
if you want, i can give it to you...
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Are unwritten rules found in an unwritten manual?
i dont know
i couldn't read the writing
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What degree or degrees do you have?
EDIT:? In addition to any temperature pun you make, I mean.
97.6
master's
ph.d.
b.a.
not in that order
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do you have a psychology degree?
do you consider yourself talented ?
What would be an instance that you cannot help another person with psychology?
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do you have a psychology degree?
do you consider yourself talented ?
What would be an instance that you cannot help another person with psychology?
yes
no (i dont consider - i am)
when he needs a balloon animal
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it is nine more than three times the last prime of my age.
150?
Did you ever get the "You are smart but have no common sense" comments?
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Religion: apathetic, agnostic, atheist, believer?
Do you believe in a higher power?
If so what made you believe in it, what form do you think it takes, what makes you believe it takes that particular form?
If not, how do you feel about the people who do believe, whats your general attitude towards them?
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How do You like Intensitysquared?
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Hasn't he already left ages ago?? Or has he rejoined with another name?
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Hasn't he already left ages ago?? Or has he rejoined with another name?
As far as im aware he has left and hasnt returned. Maybe it would be good manners to lock this thread until/if he returns?
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Hasn't he already left ages ago?? Or has he rejoined with another name?
As far as im aware he has left and hasnt returned. Maybe it would be good manners to lock this thread until/if he returns?
Yeah- probably.
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Yeah, it's most likely going to be a while, if ever, before he came back.