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Title: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 01, 2010, 11:02:19 PM
Please feel free to load this thread up with Dick's fail (you don't mind me calling you Dick do you Ricktard?).

Now this latest drama queening or was it the one before...too hard to tell.

Dick makes a lot of pre-emptive noise about how he doesn't like women noodz posted everywhere. (We know they were pretty confined to labeling threads and generally in the Sex (mature) section which is a kind of a enter at risk.)

Scrap called him on it and rightly so. Dick was being a dick.

Next Dick has an avatar of himself squeezing hell out of his erect dick.

He then starts to hi-five himself about what a clever thing he has done and what an excellent dick he has. He reminded me of a naked male toddler looking down at his own dick and then announcing "Look" and sharing this with every adult around. Course it also does not escape me as whilst this thing is funny with a 2 year old, a 30 year old behaving similarly is embarrassingly pathetic.

People start asking him nicely and not to take down the avatar. He scoffs and laughs at them (why?...well let's pause on that a moment)
People tell him that it plastered everywhere and in plain sight and all over the forum and so on exposes their kids and such to this. He scoffs and laughs at them. (why?...well let's pause on that a moment)

Finally they start putting him on ignore to prevent the real harm potential. Here he again ignores what they are saying as to why and how important it is not to have the image posted everywhere. Instead he ignores them all. That is right he was being a dick, he was posting something that they could not otherwise prevent minors from seeing and then "they" are somehow in a "dick way" in the wrong.

Throughout this he justifies his position and scoffs at all and sundry. Why because beyond all reason and logic, he gets into his head that what he did was no less than anyone else would do with female noodz and that there would not be an uproar if they did this with their avatar. We say it would for the same reasons. He ignores this and then says that people are doing it and they don't get an uproar. We ask who and he ignores it. Finally he says it made his point about how two-faced and hypocritical we are and takes down the avatar.

Now what points and what two-faced hypocrisy is anyone's guess but I think it is isolated in the very sad world in Dick('s)head.

But wait there is more. He says someone in Admin placed got him to place himself on ignore.

He starts whining and saying how people are treating him like shit (You have read the above right and how much he respects others wishes? Good we are on the same page)

He boldfacedly accuses Callaway. She says that she not only did not do it but there was nothing in the Admin panel log to show. Something that all the Admin can view. Oooppppsss....made a dickhead out of yourself there Dick.

So no apology then for accusing her falsely or for anything as far as I can see (apologies are beneath the Drama Queen I guess). He then bleats how his IP address would be unsafe and he was therefore unsafe. (Of course, that would be the next logical leap wouldn't it? Today prank someone in Admin Panel (or maybe you simply did it yourself) and tomorrow they will hand out IP to Fire Agate terrorists wanting to punish you for sordid sex crimes against Fire Agates)

Now he wants to be removed in a dig his heels in statement that again, only Dick appreciates or understands.

What a Dickhead. Seriously. This guys is fucking. What a egotistical, precious, blowhard Drama Queen. What a joke.  :lol:

Seriously there has to be the odd "DickQuote" around or dialogue this loser has made recently. Put it in this thread and let's laugh at it.,
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 01, 2010, 11:12:11 PM
So lemme get this straight. He tantrumed'd AGAIN?
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Scrapheap on December 01, 2010, 11:14:15 PM
So lemme get this straight. He tantrumed'd AGAIN?

Yeah, he wants his account deleted.  ::)
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 01, 2010, 11:15:12 PM
Why? :screwy:
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Scrapheap on December 01, 2010, 11:16:34 PM
Why? :screwy:

The Great Intensitysquared Admin conspiracy is out to get him. :tinfoil:  ::)
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 01, 2010, 11:33:34 PM
Come on people we know the score here and we know positively what is going to happen.

Either of two things, Admin will hold off on this and humour the retard long enough for his hissy fit to play out and him to make some self-righteous "vindicating" slur on all and sundry promting his integrity and he will state that against better judgment he will stay.

Or Admin will call him on his bullshit and do as requested and delete him.

I hope for the latter. Not because I care if he stays or goes but because it will be hilarious when (and I say WHEN) he comes back. It will prove the level of bullshit and fail this retard uses in his Attention Whoring.

Dick = Fail.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: renaeden on December 01, 2010, 11:47:33 PM
I only saw one of the avatars (the female one) and I blocked it. I haven't even been around to do anything with richard's profile.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Squidusa on December 02, 2010, 06:57:34 PM
HOW did I miss this thread?  :duh:


Excellent Summary there Sir Les  :plus: for you  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2010, 07:07:04 PM
HOW did I miss this thread?  :duh:


Excellent Summary there Sir Les  :plus: for you  :thumbup:

If tentacles had thumbs, I'd say you were twiddling your 8 thumbs, which is why you missed it.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Squidusa on December 02, 2010, 07:09:02 PM
HOW did I miss this thread?  :duh:


Excellent Summary there Sir Les  :plus: for you  :thumbup:

If tentacles had thumbs, I'd say you were twiddling your 8 thumbs, which is why you missed it.

 :lol:



I was probably asleep actually ,  theres a ridiculous time difference between myself and Sir les
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: odeon on December 03, 2010, 02:14:57 PM
If he doesn't change his mind, we will delete his account. He asked us to do it.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 03, 2010, 08:12:19 PM
If he doesn't change his mind, we will delete his account. He asked us to do it.

I really wish you wouldn't, but I know I know. You have to, right?
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 03, 2010, 09:09:24 PM
He will return again and when he is over the butthurt, and pretending like nothing happened. I like these times.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: RageBeoulve on December 03, 2010, 09:16:56 PM
He will return again and when he is over the butthurt, and pretending like nothing happened. I like these times.

He's done it more than once. And he doesn't change.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: odeon on December 04, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
If he doesn't change his mind, we will delete his account. He asked us to do it.

I really wish you wouldn't, but I know I know. You have to, right?

As long as we agree to deleting accounts when people ask us to, yes. 
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on December 05, 2010, 11:35:42 AM
har har har. very funny, that was almost as long as moby dick :P
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 06, 2010, 05:59:45 AM
Lovely narrative I thought.
So you still want your profile deleted or just attention whoring again with no substance.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 01, 2011, 06:46:27 AM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16191.0.html
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 01, 2011, 06:47:16 AM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16189.0.html
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 01, 2011, 06:51:45 AM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16178.0.html
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 04, 2011, 03:04:16 PM
holy shit. motherfucking gallbladder in overdrive, watch out!
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 04, 2011, 04:23:26 PM
holy shit. motherfucking gallbladder in overdrive, watch out!

Gall Bladder in overdrive? Explain this concept best you can  :lol:

(This ought to be good)
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 04, 2011, 06:35:42 PM
your gallbladder went haywire went to best buy, bought a computer got online and then... well the rest is history
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 05, 2011, 03:59:34 AM
your gallbladder went haywire went to best buy, bought a computer got online and then... well the rest is history

What you just typed there looks like you have eaten a shitload of alphabet soup and vomited and are trying to convince us that it is meaningful and intentional.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 08:59:39 AM
If you would stop pwning yourself, you'd be a pretty cool guy rich.

(http://itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/thinking1_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 02:03:54 PM
Sir les, your the one thats having a flipout over nothing. I'd like to see you eat soup, half of it probably ends up on your t-shirt. or gallbladder  :laugh:

Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 05, 2011, 04:17:54 PM
Sir les, your the one thats having a flipout over nothing. I'd like to see you eat soup, half of it probably ends up on your t-shirt. or gallbladder  :laugh:


:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

That is the spirit. More fail please Ricktard. Whatever you can manage is fine.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 04:36:40 PM
heres a post. will you please write a short non fiction reply about this post? i need something to blow my nose in :autism:
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: odeon on January 05, 2011, 04:37:36 PM
Your monitor? :o
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
Well, if its any consilation this computer i'm posting on is crappy :P
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: odeon on January 05, 2011, 04:48:18 PM
Hey, it's your monitor, not mine.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 05:13:06 PM
Hello guest. i mean sir_les_patterson! let it go, ittle do you some good
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2011, 05:30:13 PM
Hello guest. i mean sir_les_patterson! let it go, ittle do you some good

:duh: :duh: :duh: :rofl:  ::)

In the Oxford Dictionary under Irony, there's a picture of Richard.  :LOL:
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 06:31:38 PM
how can I argue with the one man, that knows the truth?
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2011, 06:34:18 PM
how can I argue with the one man, that knows the truth?

by making sense??  :dunno:
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 06:38:39 PM
Oh welp, let me pull out my palm pilot and jot that down. oh darn, i forgot. I dont have one  :M
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Semicolon on January 05, 2011, 07:03:35 PM
Oh welp, let me pull out my palm pilot and jot that down. oh darn, i forgot. I dont have one  :M

No, you have a small, shiny rock.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 05, 2011, 07:19:35 PM
really? i didnt know that.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Scrapheap on January 05, 2011, 10:46:56 PM
really? i didnt know that.

Are you trying to be a troll??
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 06, 2011, 06:07:12 AM
dont you know the answer to that? i thought you were the one man that knew the truth
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 06, 2011, 06:53:22 AM
Hello guest. i mean sir_les_patterson! let it go, ittle do you some good

You are talking to yourself here. I have a button on my toolbar to visit here, set up as a shortcut http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=unread. Whenever I click on this site it automatically sends me first to the log in menu where it prefills my details and I press log in.

So sorry to trample another conspiracy theory for you but I just stay in as Sir Les Patterson. Have over 60 hours to attest to this. No I can't prove it, and you know, I see no reason I would need to.
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 06, 2011, 06:56:16 AM
Obsessed. would you like some lotion? you can use it really for anything, slick back your hair, put it your gas tank. (for extra fuel miliage) spread some on a piece of toast for a most enjoyable snack. the choice is yours
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: Scrapheap on January 06, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
dont you know the answer to that? i thought you were the one man that knew the truth

It was a rhetorical question stupid.  :hahaha:

Do try to pay attention.  ::)  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Laugh at Ricktard time.
Post by: richard on January 06, 2011, 08:12:43 PM
tell me what the truth is, and I will.