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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Peter on January 13, 2008, 08:07:39 PM

Title: A question of origins
Post by: Peter on January 13, 2008, 08:07:39 PM
How do you think it all came about?  Here's a very rough summary of my understanding:

13.7 +-0.2 billion years ago, the universe as we know it began expanding from an extremely hot and dense state for reasons unknown.  4.6 billion years ago, a cloud of primordial gas, seeded by the nuclear ash of several generations of supernova and likely compressed by the shockwave of a nearby supernova, collapsed to form the solar system.  Part of the mass of the cloud formed the Earth 4.54 billion years ago. 

The first prokaryotes appeared approximately 3.7 billion years ago, having evolved from simple self-replicating chemical systems after the end of the late heavy bombardment, and the last universal ancestor split into the bacteria and archea 3.5 billion years ago.  Photosynthetic cyanobacteria evolved 3 billion years ago, oxidising the surface to form banded iron deposits which are mined today, and causing a slow buildup of oxygen in the atmosphere once the surface had been depleted of oxidisable minerals.

1 billion years ago, the first multi-cellular organisms evolved.  From there, evolution became more rapid, with simple animals appearing 600 million years ago, arthropods 570 million years ago, fish 500 million years ago, land plants 475 million years ago, amphibians 360 million years ago, mammals 200 million years ago and humans 2 million years ago.

Behaviourally modern humans appeared in Africa 130,000 years ago, and a dramatic increase in technological development began 50,000 years ago.   Human societies increased in complexity and formed the first human civilisations approximately 10,000-12,000 years ago with the development and spread of agriculture and the glacial retreat which provided optimal conditions and virgin land.  The population and technological progress both began exponential explosions that have continued to this day.

Anyone have a different interpretation?  (Significantly different; not minor quibbles about details.)
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 13, 2008, 08:09:32 PM
I always have been,
and always will be.

This is merely a dream
to pass eternity.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Dexter Morgan on January 13, 2008, 08:37:14 PM
I have no idea how the universe started, but I assume that we are in a loop with black holes feeding our origin
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Pyraxis on January 13, 2008, 10:06:58 PM
Trying to flush out any creationists, huh?  :flame:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Peter on January 13, 2008, 11:17:47 PM
Trying to flush out any creationists, huh?  :flame:

You know me so well.  Also trying to flush out people with more obscure belief systems.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Phlexor on January 14, 2008, 12:16:25 AM
The Universe started as a dare.

and if anyone questions that then the streets will flow green with the blood of the infidels.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: ozymandias on January 14, 2008, 10:53:51 AM
How do you think it all came about?  Here's a very rough summary of my understanding:

13.7 +-0.2 billion years ago, the universe as we know it began expanding from an extremely hot and dense state for reasons unknown.  4.6 billion years ago, a cloud of primordial gas, seeded by the nuclear ash of several generations of supernova and likely compressed by the shockwave of a nearby supernova, collapsed to form the solar system.  Part of the mass of the cloud formed the Earth 4.54 billion years ago. 

The first prokaryotes appeared approximately 3.7 billion years ago, having evolved from simple self-replicating chemical systems after the end of the late heavy bombardment, and the last universal ancestor split into the bacteria and archea 3.5 billion years ago.  Photosynthetic cyanobacteria evolved 3 billion years ago, oxidising the surface to form banded iron deposits which are mined today, and causing a slow buildup of oxygen in the atmosphere once the surface had been depleted of oxidisable minerals.

1 billion years ago, the first multi-cellular organisms evolved.  From there, evolution became more rapid, with simple animals appearing 600 million years ago, arthropods 570 million years ago, fish 500 million years ago, land plants 475 million years ago, amphibians 360 million years ago, mammals 200 million years ago and humans 2 million years ago.

Behaviourally modern humans appeared in Africa 130,000 years ago, and a dramatic increase in technological development began 50,000 years ago.   Human societies increased in complexity and formed the first human civilisations approximately 10,000-12,000 years ago with the development and spread of agriculture and the glacial retreat which provided optimal conditions and virgin land.  The population and technological progress both began exponential explosions that have continued to this day.

Anyone have a different interpretation?  (Significantly different; not minor quibbles about details.)

No thats roughly it!!  I'm just of the belief that what we know would fit on the head of a pin, what we don't know would fill the earth.  Pondering it all is a luxury that I indulge in rarely. :'(
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 14, 2008, 11:30:16 AM
I always have been,
and always will be.

This is merely a dream
to pass eternity.

Or you are just insanely afraid of the end of your own existence.   Despite what mommy said, you are not special.   That statement just verifies your belief in an immortal soul.   Where would you put the soul?   Every single part of the human body other than the brain can be replaced and the "soul" of the individual remains intact.   The soul is an invention of the brain, to put people afraid of death at ease about what happens after they die.   They cannot accept that they will sleep endlessly basically.   Their life isn't meaningful or fufilling enough so they hope for something better after they die.   Their hopes are in vain.

Other than details of years I would agree with Peter.   The first cause argument is questionable and weak usually in how it is presented.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Kosmonaut on January 14, 2008, 11:36:17 AM
It's all a dream which 'God' put in your mind.
-- i think i am paraphrasing Bishop Berkely  ???
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: vodz on January 14, 2008, 01:02:27 PM
I believe God created me in one day.  :insane: ever notice how creationists look really... unevolved?

The above was stolen from B.Hicks
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 01:05:51 PM
That's pretty much it, Peter.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: vodz on January 14, 2008, 01:09:15 PM
That's pretty much it, Peter.
Nope, he forgot the aliens dropping us off as bacteria, deleting the dinosaurs coz reptiles are ugly, then returning millionzovyeers later to introduce our Mayan cousins to the wonders of magic mushrooms.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 01:20:07 PM
I always have been,
and always will be.

This is merely a dream
to pass eternity.

Or you are just insanely afraid of the end of your own existence.   Despite what mommy said, you are not special.   That statement just verifies your belief in an immortal soul.   Where would you put the soul?   Every single part of the human body other than the brain can be replaced and the "soul" of the individual remains intact.   The soul is an invention of the brain, to put people afraid of death at ease about what happens after they die.   They cannot accept that they will sleep endlessly basically.   Their life isn't meaningful or fufilling enough so they hope for something better after they die.   Their hopes are in vain.

Other than details of years I would agree with Peter.   The first cause argument is questionable and weak usually in how it is presented.

Looking at things the wrong way. All existence is centered about me.
Including time. If I end, it all does. A perfectly rational way of looking
at it.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 01:23:11 PM
There's an easy way to find out if you're right. :laugh:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 01:24:42 PM
There's an easy way to find out if you're right. :laugh:
:lol:

SO you think. But, IF I don't continue, what difference does
it matter? (same effect for me)

IF I do, well, then there's no disproof. I still AM.

It's flawless.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Callaway on January 14, 2008, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Peter
humans 2 million years ago

Depends on what you mean by human.  If you mean Australopithecus afarensis, then that number should be about 3 or 3.5 million years ago.

If you mean Homo sapiens, then it should be about 200,000 years ago.



Also, I believe in souls.  I can't prove this belief scientifically and I won't even try.  It is just a question of faith.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Pyraxis on January 14, 2008, 02:01:40 PM
It's flawless.

Yeah, like throwing witches in the lake to see if they float.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 02:08:43 PM
Or very small stones.  :laugh:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: ozymandias on January 14, 2008, 02:10:45 PM
IN THE BEGINNING was the void.  And therein dwelt Dunc and PI.  And as they inhabited the void, Dunc gazed at PI and PI gazed at Dunc and they both saw that it was good.  As they were both bored and they saw that each was good, they copulated on the 1st day, they copulated on the second day, they copulated on the third day, they copulated on the fourth day, they copulated on the fifth day, Now you know why they call it the big bang! :eyebrows:  And on the 6th day, it came to pass that Dunc and PI both cameth (or cumeth) forth.  And from Dunc cameth forth The miilky way and all the other galaxies that filled the void with light.  From PI cameth forth the Planets and lastly the Earth, the air, the oceans and all living things, including humanity.  And Dunc and PI saw that it was good, and it certainly felt good too. :eyebrows:

But I digress

And LO towards the end of the 6th day, man created beer and Dunc saw and thought that it was good. :green:

And on the 7th day, he took beer and rested, and he thought that this was fucking good!   :green: :beergrin:

And then PI cameth unto Dunc and there was no rest, but, it was good! :boobs: :penis: :afterglow:

Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: The_P on January 14, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
I always have been,
and always will be.

This is merely a dream
to pass eternity.

Or you are just insanely afraid of the end of your own existence.   Despite what mommy said, you are not special.   That statement just verifies your belief in an immortal soul.   Where would you put the soul?   Every single part of the human body other than the brain can be replaced and the "soul" of the individual remains intact.   The soul is an invention of the brain, to put people afraid of death at ease about what happens after they die.   They cannot accept that they will sleep endlessly basically.   Their life isn't meaningful or fufilling enough so they hope for something better after they die.   Their hopes are in vain.

Other than details of years I would agree with Peter.   The first cause argument is questionable and weak usually in how it is presented.

Looking at things the wrong way. All existence is centered about me.
Including time. If I end, it all does. A perfectly rational way of looking
at it.

I kinda feel the same way as you do.

I must be a narcissist, after all.

Behold, I am the centre of the universe! You all exist for me!

All delusions at the end of the day.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 02:17:25 PM


I must be a narcissist, after all.


Of course. No one would troll
the way you do, otherwise.  :laugh:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: The_P on January 14, 2008, 02:38:06 PM
Anyway, here's a sneak preview of Real-Life Fantasy:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mSIjqj8VQ4w

Sometime in the future, I evolve into a malicious entity brimming with hatred, thanks to my trolling training. My new goal is to bring death and destruction upon the human race. Cue a heroic team consisting of NTs and autistics as they're about to take on me to save their pathetic world, for I am real life's final boss.

Of course, as with all Japanese RPGs, the final bosses are piss easy to kill. Fuck you Hatioshi Sakimoto, oh King of Kings!

Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Callaway on January 14, 2008, 02:40:26 PM
IN THE BEGINNING was the void.  And therein dwelt Dunc and PI.  And as they inhabited the void, Dunc gazed at PI and PI gazed at Dunc and they both saw that it was good.  As they were both bored and they saw that each was good, they copulated on the 1st day, they copulated on the second day, they copulated on the third day, they copulated on the fourth day, they copulated on the fifth day, Now you know why they call it the big bang! :eyebrows:  And on the 6th day, it came to pass that Dunc and PI both cameth (or cumeth) forth.  And from Dunc cameth forth The miilky way and all the other galaxies that filled the void with light.  From PI cameth forth the Planets and lastly the Earth, the air, the oceans and all living things, including humanity.  And Dunc and PI saw that it was good, and it certainly felt good too. :eyebrows:

But I digress

And LO towards the end of the 6th day, man created beer and Dunc saw and thought that it was good. :green:

And on the 7th day, he took beer and rested, and he thought that this was fucking good!   :green: :beergrin:

And then PI cameth unto Dunc and there was no rest, but, it was good! :boobs: :penis: :afterglow:



 :lol:

 :plus:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 14, 2008, 03:09:17 PM
There's an easy way to find out if you're right. :laugh:
:lol:

SO you think. But, IF I don't continue, what difference does
it matter? (same effect for me)

IF I do, well, then there's no disproof. I still AM.

It's flawless.
No, you die and we all will continue to exist as usual.   It has happened that way for centuries for everyone else in your family line.   Sorry to break it to you, but you are pretty damn insignificant.   I have had plenty of illusions and so called delusions, none could be totally mistaken for reality.   You are just afraid of your own mortality and the overall insignificance of your life after you die.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: duncvis on January 14, 2008, 04:17:13 PM
IN THE BEGINNING was the void.  And therein dwelt Dunc and PI.  And as they inhabited the void, Dunc gazed at PI and PI gazed at Dunc and they both saw that it was good.  As they were both bored and they saw that each was good, they copulated on the 1st day, they copulated on the second day, they copulated on the third day, they copulated on the fourth day, they copulated on the fifth day, Now you know why they call it the big bang! :eyebrows:  And on the 6th day, it came to pass that Dunc and PI both cameth (or cumeth) forth.  And from Dunc cameth forth The miilky way and all the other galaxies that filled the void with light.  From PI cameth forth the Planets and lastly the Earth, the air, the oceans and all living things, including humanity.  And Dunc and PI saw that it was good, and it certainly felt good too. :eyebrows:

But I digress

And LO towards the end of the 6th day, man created beer and Dunc saw and thought that it was good. :green:

And on the 7th day, he took beer and rested, and he thought that this was fucking good!   :green: :beergrin:

And then PI cameth unto Dunc and there was no rest, but, it was good! :boobs: :penis: :afterglow:



 :indeed: :zoinks:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 04:44:28 PM
There's an easy way to find out if you're right. :laugh:
:lol:

SO you think. But, IF I don't continue, what difference does
it matter? (same effect for me)

IF I do, well, then there's no disproof. I still AM.

It's flawless.

So then you won't mind if we test the hypothesis? :P
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 04:45:29 PM
There's an easy way to find out if you're right. :laugh:
:lol:

SO you think. But, IF I don't continue, what difference does
it matter? (same effect for me)

IF I do, well, then there's no disproof. I still AM.

It's flawless.

So then you won't mind if we test the hypothesis? :P

Go ahead. I've proven immortal, so far.   :-\
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
On the other hand, it could be that you're all simply electrons on my screen (except for Lucifer), here for my amusement. After all, when I shut down my computer, you all cease to exist.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 04:49:23 PM
You put too much stock in physical stimuli.
I feel just as comfortable putting aside the earth
itself.

Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Tom/Mutate on January 14, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
6000 years ago the Lord did it in a week.  The dinos caught it in Noah's flood.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 05:08:15 PM
You put too much stock in physical stimuli.
I feel just as comfortable putting aside the earth
itself.



Physical stimuli? With the electrons on my screen?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 05:09:21 PM
No. The rest of what you see as
existence.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 05:10:31 PM
I can't turn it off as easily.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 05:18:36 PM
Just pull the plug.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 05:19:22 PM
Which one?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 14, 2008, 05:20:49 PM
The one connecting your brain,
to the rest of you.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Teejay on January 14, 2008, 05:47:11 PM
Quote from: Peter
humans 2 million years ago

Depends on what you mean by human.  If you mean Australopithecus afarensis, then that number should be about 3 or 3.5 million years ago.

If you mean Homo sapiens, then it should be about 200,000 years ago.



Also, I believe in souls.  I can't prove this belief scientifically and I won't even try.  It is just a question of faith.

Homo Erectus was the first hominid which was more like us than just a upright chimp. They appeared 2 million years ago.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: odeon on January 14, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
The one connecting your brain,
to the rest of you.

That would unplug me, as opposed to everyone else.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 15, 2008, 03:03:10 AM
No. 'Tis the way to freedom.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: richard on January 23, 2008, 06:08:04 PM
i love meteorites, thats about the extent of my caring :laugh:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 07:59:19 PM
I came here in a spaceship
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: ozymandias on January 24, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
Somebody on another forum went to a "creationist museum" and the explanation that they had for the extinction of the Dinosaurs, was that our ancestors ATE them during the last Ice Age.   :laugh:  Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble smoking great weed and getting one helluva case of the munchies!   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 08:43:20 PM
ate the dinosaurs?
lol fucktards
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 08:46:13 PM
It's true.  :angel:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 08:46:29 PM
i am a dinosaur
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 08:48:52 PM
I'll rape you.


Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 08:49:29 PM
i forcibly sodomized some mcdonalds before
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 08:53:52 PM
 :zoinks:


I'm still worried that SOMEONE
will misunderstand, but I'm tired
of being predictable.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 08:56:34 PM
that's what i was worried about with some of the other ones, when loads of people from CA joined in october/november. some of them were a bit weird. "i ant to rape something" is weirder though.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 08:57:57 PM
You just gave me MORE ideas.  :angel:


Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 08:58:34 PM
that's not fair, i can't even get on there :(
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 08:59:51 PM
 :hahaha:

Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:00:24 PM
There's no way for me to unblock your account?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:02:14 PM
none that i know of :(

it's been a whole day now
he MUST be doing it today on purpose

what are people talking about in the starbuline forum?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:04:43 PM
I PM'd you. Figured you'd want it.
That, and Richard's comment of
how nice 'twas.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:07:41 PM
thanks
i got the pm just after i posted that lol
is anything interesting being posted anywhere else?
i'm guessing no  :P
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:08:29 PM
also i'm relieved i made that forum private
no doubt fucktard would be spamming it right now otherwise
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:10:02 PM
He's not posting anything.
He may not have an account,
or be holding off for a time when
he thinks he'll not get stopped.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:11:26 PM
i think "sarah" and "marick" are his

and shleed also has another account on there which he made a couple weeks ago i think

most of flake's others are deleted though
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:12:57 PM
I don't see shleed as a problem.  ???

Yeah, he's a troll, but so am I.  :laugh:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:15:13 PM
me and sophie thought he did that spam the day i made you a mod
probably not, but i still wouldn't be surprised if he had

i don't really think he's a problem either
but i'm pretty sure he's encouraging the flake stuff

all the "empty bottle soph" accounts were becuase shleed thinks i was drinking out of an empty bottle on one of the videos i made. dunno why, but he does for some reason. flake keeps calling me a bint as well and is picking on the transgender stuff, which is exactly how shleed is. and the emo stuff. they both dislike the same things about me, except flake is crazy and shleed is alright but a bit of a tosser sometimes
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:24:44 PM
Heh. Ok. I didn't know enough of the history.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:25:47 PM
well now you know all the exciting drama  :zoinks:
i'm sure you are much happier now
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:26:43 PM
I'd be happier, if I had my socks on.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:27:46 PM
i'm not wearing any socks :pinan:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:28:11 PM
and yes, i am wearing other clothes, before you ask  :zoinks:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:33:11 PM
and yes, i am wearing other clothes, before you ask  :zoinks:

We should fix that.

I put socks on.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
you want me to put socks on?  ???
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:44:11 PM
Couldn't find a copy of "I want your socks" an old parody song.  :'(
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
you can't have my socks, sorry
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:48:24 PM
I wanna see you stripped then.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 09:51:20 PM
ok

*uploading more sophporn*
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:51:51 PM
 :clap:

Good shit.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: zaftig on January 24, 2008, 09:53:16 PM
I wanna see you stripped then.  :zoinks:

And I'm sure he's not the only one  :zoinks:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:54:10 PM
I wanna see you stripped then.  :zoinks:

And I'm sure he's not the only one  :zoinks:

You two should make some porn,
so long as I can watch.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 09:55:34 PM
Remember, as your netstepfather, you
should do whatever I say.






And don't listen to your netmother.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: maldoror on January 24, 2008, 09:58:56 PM
I wanna see you stripped then.  :zoinks:

And I'm sure he's not the only one  :zoinks:

You two should make some porn,
so long as I can watch.

Gah, am I reading this? Didn't you used to be clever?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:00:11 PM


Gah, am I reading this? Didn't you used to be clever?

I don't waste my cleverness here.
'Tis not worth it.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: maldoror on January 24, 2008, 10:01:40 PM
It's a good place to sharpen up the clevering blade.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:03:15 PM
It's a good place to sharpen up the clevering blade.

Nah. I tried. Not worth the effort.
This is more like family.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: maldoror on January 24, 2008, 10:03:45 PM
YOUR family maybe.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:05:52 PM
Indeed. The best ain't good enough
for them. I don't put thought in, unless
I'm trying to catch something.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 10:08:23 PM
weren't we talking about porn?  ???
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: zaftig on January 24, 2008, 10:09:53 PM
weren't we talking about porn?  ???

 :agreed:

Where were we?  >:D
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:10:42 PM
I do believe the two of you
were going to make a vid
for me.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 10:11:50 PM
when did i sign up for this?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:14:19 PM
Don't worry about technicalities.
'Tis too late now.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: maldoror on January 24, 2008, 10:18:33 PM
will you be having sex, in the video?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:24:50 PM
Girl on girl action being filmed?   Where?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 10:25:21 PM
Afghanistan
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:26:03 PM
Afghanistan
Where else?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:26:19 PM
In burkas.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:27:47 PM
In burkas.
So they are filming under the burka.   Nice.  I am pretty sure I have acually seen some of that kind of stuff, now that you mention it.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
ninja porn  :ninja: :bounce:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:29:38 PM
I feel like sodomizing some

:popcorn:

Whilst watching.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Soph on January 24, 2008, 10:30:19 PM
Sodomizing some popcorn?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: zaftig on January 24, 2008, 10:30:45 PM
Afghanistan
Where else?

I'd say Timbuktu.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:31:42 PM
You like salty popcorn or buttery popcorn to fuck?   I would think buttery.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:32:03 PM
Sodomizing some popcorn?

Well, one can't have coitus with it.

You like salty popcorn or buttery popcorn to fuck?   I would think buttery.

Both.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:35:02 PM
Afghanistan
Where else?

I'd say Timbuktu.
That is probably better.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: maldoror on January 24, 2008, 10:36:03 PM
Afghanistan
Where else?

in her butt!!!
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:36:15 PM
Better than timbuk3
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:37:19 PM
Better than timbuk3
Of course not.   Timbuk(infinity) would be the best obviously.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:38:34 PM
Afghanistan
Where else?

in her butt!!!

Anal lesbian FUN!
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
Afghanistan
Where else?

in her butt!!!
USE THE FIST, NO LUBE!!!!!!
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:41:51 PM
One of my wife's ex's was into that.
Scary girl.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: zaftig on January 24, 2008, 10:47:18 PM
I want to try rimming  :toporly:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Alex179 on January 24, 2008, 10:50:10 PM
I want to try rimming  :toporly:
Is that one of the things that come to mind when you see an ass?
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 24, 2008, 10:50:36 PM
I want to try rimming  :toporly:

'Tis nice. VERY nice.
Both sides.

Just make sure things are clean.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: The_P on January 25, 2008, 10:44:07 AM
Peter doesn't need to hear other interpretations; he knows his is the right one, thanks to the almighty powers of science books.

He's just mocking you theists with your hocus-pocus theories.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 01:52:38 PM
Peter doesn't need to hear other interpretations; he knows his is the right one, thanks to the almighty powers of science books.

He's just mocking you theists with your hocus-pocus theories.

Must be nice, to have such faith.  ::)
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Tom/Mutate on January 25, 2008, 03:19:39 PM
"thanks to the almighty powers of science books."

the fool! everyone knows its bible books that have the powers.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 25, 2008, 03:24:25 PM
I wonder, if in a court,
one could demand the right
to swear on something REALLY
out there. Like, the Betty Crocker
Cookbook.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Pyraxis on January 25, 2008, 09:49:32 PM
 :laugh: I'd love to see you make a case for it.
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: duncvis on January 26, 2008, 09:00:49 AM
I wonder, if in a court,
one could demand the right
to swear on something REALLY
out there. Like, the Betty Crocker
Cookbook.

Or The Da Vinci Code, if you're feeling offensive.  :angel:
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Calandale on January 26, 2008, 01:54:00 PM
Or "Little Big Guys: the premier gay midget sex mag"
Title: Re: A question of origins
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on January 26, 2008, 10:11:12 PM
A Jon Deere catalog.
http://www.deere.com/en_US/deerecom/usa_canada.html