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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Randy on December 31, 2006, 06:40:46 AM
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Odeon and Mc Jagger you are a dumb ass. You bring up my name in thread in a negative way and you pretend I just hijack threads. I make a comments, then get right back on, and so I need to learn table manners? If I don't get on topic right away its because I am waiting to see how long it takes you.
I am not bipolar either, and I can choose to act that way or not. I have had an clinical social worker say I don't have to act that way, so suck a fuckn dick. If you stimulate trauma, I am provoked to act that way, because my bipolar mom is the cause of the trauma of which you are stimulating. My mom is the worse stress and not you guys, so fuck off!. Acting like her makes it easier to deal with her, but there are better ways. Its just a habit I have been doing because of trauma. I agree because I know the symptomology and I see it, but I don't see the AS and I am an expert on that. An "expert" basically means very aware, and I would not be embarassed either. I would not waste my energy being embarassed because its was something I did not ask for or have controll over receiving.
You suck balls! I will edit everything I say here, from now on, and there is no stopping this time. I demand some changes in my life and college is one of them.
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take a deep breath and count to ten.
meditate.
do something. you are blowing this way out of proportion.
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You are being literal :P
I am blowing it up for fun! >:D
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You are being literal :P
I am blowing it up for fun! >:D
i guess my black and white thinking is working to your advantage. :finger:
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Randy's enemies.. come on bring it! I want to make fun of you:)
I burp in your general direction.
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Randy's enemies.. come on bring it! I want to make fun of you:)
I burp in your general direction.
and she just ate sardines.
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Accept your diagnosis, Flo.
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Accept your diagnosis, Flo.
and he just ate garlic.
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Randy's enemies.. come on bring it! I want to make fun of you:)
I burp in your general direction.
Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!
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Excellent, this will be most fun! >:D Btw, I like seafood and practically all kinds of food, so you made me hungry when you burped in my face.
Odeon, I accept the fact that I have complex post traumatic stress disorder. They cannot feel what I do, so they will get the dx of AS/HFA wrong. They cannot even agree on me being HFA or AS for christ sakes.
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If you were to burp in my face, I would turn around or something to that effect.
/me gets usually gets horny from eating garlic, and pairing that up with zinc rich meat is tough to beat. AllDayGlowRandy flicks his own cum at FattyMclob.. ha hah!
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i am so jealous of you.
how do you flick your cum. mine is kinds sticky.
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This is virtual, I can do anything I want! Well almost.
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This is virtual, I can do anything I want! Well almost.
ok then.
why don't you shoot your wad in your mouth, swallow it, and throw your feces at her. monkey!
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I was going to do some fake gay shake actually.
I am not stupid, when you say no, its to turn the other person on. I do that to Jessica some times and it gets her confused. She does not catch on to my hints that its some kind of ploy to turn her on, but she is learning.
/me flicks his cum at Mc Jagger
I am just fuckn kidding
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/me flicks his cum at Mc Jagger
it burns. i'm melting. i'm melting.
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Odeon, I accept the fact that I have complex post traumatic stress disorder. They cannot feel what I do, so they will get the dx of AS/HFA wrong. They cannot even agree on me being HFA or AS for christ sakes.
They don't agree on the details, perhaps, but they agree on an ASD.
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I am not stupid, when you say no, its to turn the other person on. I do that to Jessica some times and it gets her confused. She does not catch on to my hints that its some kind of ploy to turn her on, but she is learning.
This is unintentionally hilarious. Go NT Flo! :LMAO:
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I would not expect you to understand.
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Accept your diagnosis, Flo.
[Heavy breathing] Search your feelings! You know it to be true! [/heavy breathing]
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Never, no fuckn way!
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Accept your diagnosis, Flo.
[Heavy breathing] Search your feelings! You know it to be true! [/heavy breathing]
:vader:
:laugh:
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I would not expect you to understand.
Thats because you are so intelegant. I is obvisley too handycapped two understand yore brillant mannipoolayshuns.
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Wow you are so cool. How can I be more like you?
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Wow you are so cool. How can I be more like you?
Gain an intelligible sense of humour that doesn't need interpreting, forty IQ points and a sex life. That should be a piece of piss for a talented, ginseng-fuelled NT FUCKN WARRIOR. :evillaugh:
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Ha HA!
moded!
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I was going to say something else, but I held back for your benefit.
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Did I have a lucky escape? Thank fuck. I could do without the truama.
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Why do you bother? I am almost over that.
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In the trade, that's known as a cheap shot. I bothered because it amuses me to flick bogeys at you for a couple of rounds when you say something particularly grandiose. ;)
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You fuckn lame tard muffin. Go smoke a fuckn cigarette, you bastard!
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You fuckn lame tard muffin.
Could you please describe the major operative and conceptual differences between a Lame tard muffin and a Stud muffin??
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I would not expect you to understand.
Thats because you are so intelegant. I is obvisley too handycapped two understand yore brillant mannipoolayshuns.
:LMAO:
Seriously, my sides hurt from laughing so hard.
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Odeon, I accept the fact that I have complex post traumatic stress disorder. They cannot feel what I do, so they will get the dx of AS/HFA wrong. They cannot even agree on me being HFA or AS for christ sakes.
There is a debate going on among professionals about AS/HFA which explains why they can't agree on you being HFA or AS. Although they do agree on you having some form of Autistic Spectrum Disorder.
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Odeon, I accept the fact that I have complex post traumatic stress disorder. They cannot feel what I do, so they will get the dx of AS/HFA wrong. They cannot even agree on me being HFA or AS for christ sakes.
There is a debate going on among professionals about AS/HFA which explains why they can't agree on you being HFA or AS. Although they do agree on you having some form of Autistic Spectrum Disorder.
You got that wrong. People with HFA socialize less than people with AS, and people with AS tend to have more neuromuscular problems.
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You got that right, but I don't agree still.
You can get away with disagreeing with one medical professional, but with two is stretching it, with three it is downright impossible.
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One listened to my mom without letting me challenge it, and the other does not know which came first the psychotic thoughts or HFA/AS blocking socialization.
I have to be in the mood to socialize and that is what I noticed, and it has nothing to do with fuckn AS or HFA. Samething with noise. I have been blowing my money on my cellphone alot lately and only texting because I have little money.
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One listened to my mom without letting me challenge it, and the other does not know which came first the psychotic thoughts or HFA/AS blocking socialization.
I have to be in the mood to socialize and that is what I noticed, and it has nothing to do with fuckn AS or HFA. Samething with noise. I have been blowing my money on my cellphone alot lately and only texting because I have little money.
that isn't really socializing. its a necessity, because you are horny.
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You have to socialize to fuck women, anyways, I currently have a girlfriend. You have to be friends and at least have some intention by both to touch to be a girlfriend and boyfriend. Getting it? You have to socialize to fuck! Do I like to socializie now? Again, depends on my mood. Usually I want to, unless I am tired or something. In that case I just have to meditate or something and I am fine. You think I am actually doing major flirting and nonstop to my heart's content?, no fuckn way! I am very talkative on the phone, ask Jessica. Its not one sided, where I talk about myself the whole time either. I just wish I had more money so I could give my number out to more people.
Cathy gave my number out to someone I just to go to highschool with, but she is nice so no worries for me. I think that girl wants to fuck me to, and I sorta have two Cathy's because I think the other one has the same dx as Cathy. They actually both almost got me into trouble, and I am lucky I am so smart, otherwise I would be in hot water. The way people make friends and that incident make me think they have the same dx.
I will throw you a bone now, I really need somemore male friends, because I look like a pimp. The females come right up to me for some odd reason, as if I did not know :-* I got less shit from the females back when I was in high school, and a few were actually nice to me in all that of getting making fun of.
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Well, you're not really my enemy (but that doesn't mean I am not yours), but I am going to say we are for the time being so you can make fun of me. ^_^
You may not know this flo, but your meds were really working. Perhaps it is hard for you to believe there is a significant(or positive) difference between you on meds and you off meds, but I must insist there is. However, that is just 1 person saying that, whose opinion you may not value highly or be inclined to believe. But there it is anyway.
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Its actually about me paying attention to feelings and adressing them, which is not something I do on here. Its intensity, where such behavior is supposed to go on, but I over do it. I do listen but with cation because your black and white thinking is a hinderence. I expect to see this most of the time and not all the time.
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Well you can say and think whatever you want, but I know there was a huge, noticable difference between you on meds and off them, and I prefered you on them.
I wouldn't be surprised if you thought that the meds hindered you, or didn't make a significant difference. Theoretically if you experience mania (not saying you did, do, or are bipolar in any way), you would feel happier, more powerful, and more capable while off them than on them.
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I missed something. I am significantly better from the last affective tollerance session and don't require any meds to do my job at Mc donalds well. I am so much better that just simple meditation is enough to controll myself, and all I need to do is pay attention and adjust my feelings. I willl do it from now on and you will see the change, like I willl edit more and not stop.
I am sorry, I overdue it sometimes. I was too intense!
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So... if you decide to start editing your posts, can you please pay some attention to the grammar, too? Please?
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Grammar is probably more important than spelling. But I don't think flo's flawed grammar is the root of the problem. I think his thought is poorly, or strangely organized, or hard to translate into words, and his flawed grammar is just a symptom. Because people can write sentences full of grammatical errors and still be understood fairly easily. And some of the most clever and comprehensible sentences have grammatical errors.
But I guess we can't ask flo to think more clearly, we can only ask him to write more clearly.
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Lack of thinking clearly is because of having trauma disorder. This site triggers it alot, and all I have to do is pay attention and relax and I will have to edit less. I meant everything gets fixed and that means grammar to.
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Flo. Trauma disorder cannot do that. You have been mislead. It has nothing to do with any trauma you recieved. Stop believing that.
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You have to socialize to fuck women, anyways, I currently have a girlfriend. You have to be friends and at least have some intention by both to touch to be a girlfriend and boyfriend. Getting it? You have to socialize to fuck! Do I like to socializie now? Again, depends on my mood. Usually I want to, unless I am tired or something. In that case I just have to meditate or something and I am fine. You think I am actually doing major flirting and nonstop to my heart's content?, no fuckn way! I am very talkative on the phone, ask Jessica. Its not one sided, where I talk about myself the whole time either. I just wish I had more money so I could give my number out to more people.
Plenty of people with ASD's are quite social and talkative, in the diagonsis for ASD's the main criteria in the social department for diagnosis are
# Socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior and interpersonal interaction;
# Problems with nonverbal communication
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I only laugh inappropiately when I am given too much of something, otherwise I don't do it. Nomaken, I am listening to a clinical social worker here, and he must be right almost all the time. Do you not understand the mechanics of what I said?
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Social workers aren't necessarily licensed psychologists. And even fully licensed psychologists can be idiots.
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I'd say that licensed psychologists are more often idiots than "normal" people are. There's a reason why they're called "shrinks"...
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There is a reason why... oh fuckn nevermind.. I held back for your benefit.
If their case is tough enough, and I have seem some idiocy.
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And never mind the background of the person you are listening to, you shouldn't be making a strong decision on the basis of 1 person's opinions(and you should recognize that they are inevitably, opinions). Don't just listen to me, you have got dozens of people on here contridicting your social worker, and if that isn't enough to discount his idea, it must at least call his opinion into doubt. You don't have to believe me(you don't have to do anything), but I think you should try to learn more about it, and keep an open mind.
I can consider the possibility that your social worker is right, and you have some strange form of trauma which fucks up your thoughts, but trauma can't be fixed. Bipolar disorder CAN. They've got pills for that, the only pills they've got for trauma disorder is Fukitol.
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And never mind the background of the person you are listening to, you shouldn't be making a strong decision on the basis of 1 person's opinions(and you should recognize that they are inevitably, opinions). Don't just listen to me, you have got dozens of people on here contridicting your social worker, and if that isn't enough to discount his idea, it must at least call his opinion into doubt. You don't have to believe me(you don't have to do anything), but I think you should try to learn more about it, and keep an open mind.
I can consider the possibility that your social worker is right, and you have some strange form of trauma which fucks up your thoughts, but trauma can't be fixed. Bipolar disorder CAN. They've got pills for that, the only pills they've got for trauma disorder is Fukitol.
Lol, talk to me when you get your head on straight.
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I'd say that licensed psychologists are more often idiots than "normal" people are. There's a reason why they're called "shrinks"...
I've nailed a couple of shrinks. One had an affair with a guy 2 and a half times her age. The other admited to taking medication for Mainic depression. ;D :laugh: 8)
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I only laugh inappropiately when I am given too much of something, otherwise I don't do it. Nomaken, I am listening to a clinical social worker here, and he must be right almost all the time. Do you not understand the mechanics of what I said?
Clinical social workers are not always right. Anway, you didn't believe him when he said you were HFA, so why are you believing this? You just believe what you want to believe.
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It is not hard to become a social worker. It's much harder to become a psychologist since you need a doctorate for that. Social workers only need a masters and license. A lot of idiots major in social work or psychology, because they think it's easy. That's why there are so many sucky therapists out there.
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It is not hard to become a social worker. It's much harder to become a psychologist since you need a doctorate for that. Social workers only need a masters and license. A lot of idiots major in social work or psychology, because they think it's easy. That's why there are so many sucky therapists out there.
My experience has been that it attracks a few whack-jobs too..... (or is that just me?? ;D)
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Wrong, miss black and white thinking. I very clearly see the complex post trauamtic stress disorder, and his treatments for it work perfectly. That is the reason I believe it to be true. I have noticed that any socialization problems are solely baised on mood and that is it. If I don't want to its because I am not in the mood, which I was not for quite a while because of complex post traumatic stress disorder. Sound sensitivity was also baised soely on mood. There is shit going on inside my body which I have also noticed, and I had a type of bulmia without laxatives that made me unsocial to. Antibacterial herbs and such made it stop.
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::)
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Flo. Trauma disorder cannot do that. You have been mislead. It has nothing to do with any trauma you recieved. Stop believing that.
Why is that though? Logically I would think that anything that causes a stress reaction could led to badly written posts, since its harder to think clearly when you're stressed.
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Flo. Trauma disorder cannot do that. You have been mislead. It has nothing to do with any trauma you recieved. Stop believing that.
Why is that though? Logically I would think that anything that causes a stress reaction could led to badly written posts, since its harder to think clearly when you're stressed.
You have got brains. (as apposed to, you got mail)
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That would be called overstimulation, and trauma can be overstimulating to anyone.
Its just about overnow, and I get more treatment for it today. Its been two days off meds now and I feel just fuckn fine thanks to my therapist's treatments.
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Randy, did you feel better within yourself at all on the medication?
Did anyone notice and comment to you about it in real life?
Being on medication doesn't mean you are bad in any way. I hope you do not continue to have a bad view of meds.
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I don't hate them but I don't like them either. No one knowes I take them nor do they notice any change, and I don't act the same way I do on here as I do in real life. The only people I give bipolar shit is my family, no one else.
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I don't hate them but I don't like them either. No one knowes I take them nor do they notice any change, and I don't act the same way I do on here as I do in real life. The only people I give bipolar shit is my family, no one else.
awww. we should feel touched. Randy thinks of us as family.
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What caused your trauma disorder, Flo? What traumas did you experience?
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Hold up, did you just mention touch and mine name in a sentence?
I do get pissy, but I just don't say anything to anyone else but my own family. I pay special attention to my mom and sister because they are the most annoying of all. Are you getting it? Intensity is like the people at school who made fun of me, and thus this place stimulates my trauma disorder. I then follow it up by acting bipolar and Its because my mom, the most annoying of all, has bipolar disorder. If you act like someone, it makes living with them easier. I don't have to do that behavior though because there are better ways to deal with people. Its like beating people up instead of just talking to them.
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Hold up, did you just mention touch and mine name in a sentence?
Huked onn fonics wurked foor euwe!!!
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My mom caused most of it, her and that god damn bipolar disorder. She has a type of depression where she does bad things to herself to distract herself from her depression, and it happens on a subconscienous level. Marrying unstable people which was the start of everything. I did not talk much in school because of the trauma I experience during my mom's relationships. I herd abuse, (my mom got fucked with a cracked pelvis by her husband) witnessed verbal abuse (mom seriously abusing unstable husband), and saw my step dad beat my brother and sister when they were bad. This guy scared me because I could sense is unstability, and I was a good kid and never got beating. He purposed grueling punishments, like holding buckets of water out infront of you until he said put them down. I remember my sister getting excessive groundings from that bastard, and she physically fought with the bastard one time. That was only the step dad, and my biological dad is alot more mellowed out. He did however point a shotgun at my mom's head, and as kids we worked hard to hold him back. There is debate as to if the shotgun had bullets in it, but knowing how I act I doubt it did. I like to scare and not do anything at all. I bet my mom drove him nuts to. Unlike him, I know what I am doing. I have been to therapist who taught me about how to not get into arguements and stuff, and I use this on my girlfriend who thinks its wonderful. We don't get into heated fights or arguements because I know how to use my mouth. I know a little more about that kind of thing than the average person now. I think I would make a good peacemaker, and so a helping career is appropiate. Having being dxed with cancer was traumatizing, and then being told you had only so long to live. Getting made fun of in school over and over again was also traumatizing, and I would get physical things done to me to. My bike has been trashed, notebooks taken when I left the room, alligator clips on my ear ( That was in technology class), physical fights, and things like that in general.
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So... act here as you would in real life, then. People will treat you as you treat them.
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Hold up, did you just mention touch and mine name in a sentence?
I do get pissy, but I just don't say anything to anyone else but my own family. I pay special attention to my mom and sister because they are the most annoying of all. Are you getting it? Intensity is like the people at school who made fun of me, and thus this place stimulates my trauma disorder. I then follow it up by acting bipolar and Its because my mom, the most annoying of all, has bipolar disorder. If you act like someone, it makes living with them easier. I don't have to do that behavior though because there are better ways to deal with people. Its like beating people up instead of just talking to them.
this is utter bullshit.
even if it was part true, then the people who bullied you in school did so with cause. you don't even try, do you?
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Try to socialize?, no, I and that is the reason people bothered me.
So... act here as you would in real life, then. People will treat you as you treat them.
What, are you wussing out on me? I know I over did it, but come on now, please don't be a fuckn pussy!
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Try to socialize?, no, I and that is the reason people bothered me.
Randy I had a less traumatic upbringing than you, but I was pretty asocial and liked being on own nearly all the time, still am I alot. I am wondering if it was the same for you and still is the same, apart from your desire to get laid, which is a driver in socializing more for me.
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I have seen that it deepens on what kind of mood I am in. Chamomile tea relaxes me and does increase my desire to socialize even if its a friendly chat. Chamomile is not really much of an aphrodisac either. L glutamine makes me want to socialize because it raises the calming neurotransmitter gaba, and it stablizes blood sugar if its low. High amounts of omega 3 fatty acids make we want to socialize to. Those are my clinical observations.
For sexual purpose; I would choose ginseng; horny goat weed; ginkobiloba; astagalus; zinc; and or garlic. Fruit can make me horny and meat too. Some of the above can do the same, but mostly its just makes me want more friendly chatting. Beef is the richest source of zinc that I can think of.
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I have seen that it deepens on what kind of mood I am in. Chamomile tea relaxes me and does increase my desire to socialize even if its a friendly chat. Chamomile is not really much of an aphrodisac either. L glutamine makes me want to socialize because it raises the calming neurotransmitter gaba, and it stablizes blood sugar if its low. High amounts of omega 3 fatty acids make we want to socialize to. Those are my clinical observations.
For sexual purpose; I would choose ginseng; horny goat weed; ginkobiloba; astagalus; zinc; and or garlic. Fruit can make me horny and meat too. Some of the above can do the same, but mostly its just makes me want more friendly chatting. Beef is the richest source of zinc that I can think of.
You're highly sensiteve to what you ingest are you sure this just isn't your imagination??
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I have seen that it deepens on what kind of mood I am in. Chamomile tea relaxes me and does increase my desire to socialize even if its a friendly chat. Chamomile is not really much of an aphrodisac either. L glutamine makes me want to socialize because it raises the calming neurotransmitter gaba, and it stablizes blood sugar if its low. High amounts of omega 3 fatty acids make we want to socialize to. Those are my clinical observations.
For sexual purpose; I would choose ginseng; horny goat weed; ginkobiloba; astagalus; zinc; and or garlic. Fruit can make me horny and meat too. Some of the above can do the same, but mostly its just makes me want more friendly chatting. Beef is the richest source of zinc that I can think of.
You're highly sensiteve to what you ingest are you sure this just isn't your imagination??
or the voices?
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I try my very best not to be the ultra judgmental prick, but I will be for once.
You are really one pathetic person, Flo. Compared even to myself you are extremely socially inexperienced and naive. Plus you are pretty dumb, I bet you never left special ed in school, you would not cope with being in college.
You live practically all your time in your own little world that you have became very deluded and reality has become very distorted. On top of that all you seem to have on your mind is herbal medicine and sex.
You are going to spend the rest of your life dependent on your family, working dead-end jobs and still being a virgin. Your functioning level ensures that fate You remind a lot of an mildly autistic guy IRL, who I believe will have a bleak future like yours.
I wish there was a function where I would not be allowed to read your posts.
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Try to socialize?, no, I and that is the reason people bothered me.
So... act here as you would in real life, then. People will treat you as you treat them.
What, are you wussing out on me? I know I over did it, but come on now, please don't be a fuckn pussy!
Act. Here. As. You. Would. In. Real. Life.
What's so difficult about it? That you no longer have your charades to hide behind?
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Ok, but my Karma's going to go way up and that sucks!
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You are really one pathetic person, Flo. Compared even to myself you are extremely socially inexperienced and naive. Plus you are pretty dumb, I bet you never left special ed in school, you would not cope with being in college.
You live practically all your time in your own little world that you have became very deluded and reality has become very distorted. On top of that all you seem to have on your mind is herbal medicine and sex.
You are going to spend the rest of your life dependent on your family, working dead-end jobs and still being a virgin. Your functioning level ensures that fate You remind a lot of an mildly autistic guy IRL, who I believe will have a bleak future like yours.
I have a better idea: Why don't you stick to your stupid opinions and let stupid be stupid? He seems to be doing a very good job at making the socially-inept tards here feeling better about themselves, and I applaud him for it.
Don't bite the hand, Teejay.
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bite into a poptart instead.
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bite into a poptart instead.
Well done, Faggs, that was rather insightful.
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Yeah, you all wish.
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Yeah, you all wish.
Three wishes?
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I wish you would drop dead, you make the aspie community look terrible.
I never said I was one you.
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I wish you would drop dead, you make the aspie community look terrible.
I never said I was one you.
I take pride in being an outsider to such groups, actually.
Aspie, autie... you name it, I don't belong to them.
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Outsider to the more normal ones?
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Outsider to the more normal ones?
I'm an outsider to most groups.
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My mom caused most of it, her and that god damn bipolar disorder. She has a type of depression where she does bad things to herself to distract herself from her depression, and it happens on a subconscienous level. Marrying unstable people which was the start of everything. I did not talk much in school because of the trauma I experience during my mom's relationships. I herd abuse, (my mom got fucked with a cracked pelvis by her husband) witnessed verbal abuse (mom seriously abusing unstable husband), and saw my step dad beat my brother and sister when they were bad. This guy scared me because I could sense is unstability, and I was a good kid and never got beating. He purposed grueling punishments, like holding buckets of water out infront of you until he said put them down. I remember my sister getting excessive groundings from that bastard, and she physically fought with the bastard one time. That was only the step dad, and my biological dad is alot more mellowed out. He did however point a shotgun at my mom's head, and as kids we worked hard to hold him back. There is debate as to if the shotgun had bullets in it, but knowing how I act I doubt it did. I like to scare and not do anything at all. I bet my mom drove him nuts to. Unlike him, I know what I am doing. I have been to therapist who taught me about how to not get into arguements and stuff, and I use this on my girlfriend who thinks its wonderful. We don't get into heated fights or arguements because I know how to use my mouth. I know a little more about that kind of thing than the average person now. I think I would make a good peacemaker, and so a helping career is appropiate. Having being dxed with cancer was traumatizing, and then being told you had only so long to live. Getting made fun of in school over and over again was also traumatizing, and I would get physical things done to me to. My bike has been trashed, notebooks taken when I left the room, alligator clips on my ear ( That was in technology class), physical fights, and things like that in general.
Trying to catch up, here ...
So you had a weak father, a redneck step-father, a bitchy mother, some siblings, and you went to school. When do you get to the part about the trauma?
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Cinderella's getting there. Right after the Prince arrives with that one shoe.
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I can't even bring myself to read this boring thread. Randy is a fool.
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A fool as in a man with a sense of humor?
A fool who is about get a fuckn high paying job?
A fool who is a fuckn awesome body?
/me go gets Jenn to swat the Carla misquitoe off his shoulder. It just so happens Jenn is mad about something, and she wants to take it out on her friend. Randy listens to her problems and lets her swat him on the shoulder when she is mad about something.
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A fool as in a man with a sense of humor?
A fool who is about get a fuckn high paying job?
A fool who is a fuckn awesome body?
/me go gets Jenn to swat the Carla misquitoe off his shoulder. It just so happens Jenn is mad about something, and she wants to take it out on her friend. Randy listens to her problems and lets her swat him on the shoulder when she is mad about something.
sense of hunour? haven't seen it
higher paying job? what, the head fries guy
awsome body? you are a munchkin
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Its easy to see I have a sense of humour when I have you to make fun of.
I take pride in my body so fuck off! I like it the way it is and I don't want it to change, much.
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Its easy to see I have a sense of humour when I have you to make fun of.
I take pride in my body so fuck off! I like it the way it is and I don't want it to change, much.
aren't you like about 5' 2" short?
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Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
/me shoots self, because she had no reason to live, because she, too, is 5'2".
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5'8'' actually, which is actually one inch below average.
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My ex was 5'3. Was interesting as I am 5'10, lol. I hate being tall.
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5'8'' actually, which is actually one inch below average.
always an inch short.
ah well, i am a couple short, down there.
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My ex was 5'3. Was interesting as I am 5'10, lol. I hate being tall.
Now that's an ODD couple!! :laugh:
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aren't you like about 5' 2" short?
I think he is 5'6" me must have mentioned it somewhere.
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A fool as in a man with a sense of humor?
Your sense of humor is crude and very elementary school.
A fool who is about get a fuckn high paying job?
What job may I ask you are about to get?
A fool who is a fuckn awesome body?
You are still a fool :p
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Your opinion about me being a fool does not matter to me, and its of no value of me to even listen to you about it. I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
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So what about the new job yo were bragging about?
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Your opinion about me being a fool does not matter to me, and its of no value of me to even listen to you about it. I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
I will go go and suck a dick, can I please suck yours? :eyebrows:
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oops, I guess that is what happens when you are tired. It makes it harder to edit.
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Go get a vaccum cleaner. lol, that was so good!
I am working on getting a special high paying job, and I am not saying anything more about it untill I go it.
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Well, good luck with it, then. Tell us about it when you can.
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I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
That should be in a song, somewhere.
:LMAO:
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humor.. god damn
Thanks, that was my intent.
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I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
That should be in a song, somewhere.
:LMAO:
After I read that the song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" became stuck in my brain.
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I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
That should be in a song, somewhere.
:LMAO:
After I read that the song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" became stuck in my brain.
Callaway, you are dating yourself with that confession.
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Hmm, I prefer 'Careless Whisper' lol. Wham was one of my many teen obsessions which included Bros. Never grew out of A-Ha, I still like them a lot.
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Even A-Ha gew out of A-Ha... :-\
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I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
That should be in a song, somewhere.
:LMAO:
After I read that the song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" became stuck in my brain.
Callaway, you are dating yourself with that confession.
I heard it in Zoolander, which was released in 2001. ;)
Having a ten year old daughter does not date me? :laugh:
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I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
That should be in a song, somewhere.
:LMAO:
you are 32 years old? ;) double ;) ;)
After I read that the song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" became stuck in my brain.
Callaway, you are dating yourself with that confession.
I heard it in Zoolander, which was released in 2001. ;)
Having a ten year old daughter does not date me? :laugh:
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I like my humour, so go go suck a dick!
That should be in a song, somewhere.
:LMAO:
you are 32 years old? ;) double ;) ;)
After I read that the song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" became stuck in my brain.
Callaway, you are dating yourself with that confession.
I heard it in Zoolander, which was released in 2001. ;)
Having a ten year old daughter does not date me? :laugh:
:LMAO:
Double 32 is 64, which would mean I had her when I was 54, which is doable, I guess.
I'll just keep it a secret. :laugh:
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you were a teenage mother.
that makes you 28 or less?
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I am working on getting a special high paying job, and I am not saying anything more about it untill I go it.
What working as a Male Prostitute?
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I am working on getting a special high paying job, and I am not saying anything more about it untill I go it.
What working as a Male Prostitute?
yes.
flo will give blowjobs to greasy old men, behind the 7-11 next to the dumpster.
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:laugh: Sorry, I shouldnt laugh but cannot help myself, just sounds so funny.
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You have to, otherwise you would make me upset.
I am almost there, leg work done, lol.
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You have to, otherwise you would make me upset.
I am almost there, leg work done, lol.
some greasy farts middle leg?
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You have to, otherwise you would make me upset.
I am almost there, leg work done, lol.
some greasy farts middle leg?
How about yours? Damn you are stupid, you were totally asking for that.
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You have to, otherwise you would make me upset.
I am almost there, leg work done, lol.
some greasy farts middle leg?
How about yours? Damn you are stupid, you were totally asking for that.
i have anal leakage.
you have oral leakage.
they both smell the same.
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yes.
flo will give blowjobs to greasy old men, behind the 7-11 next to the dumpster.
Either that of burglar or drug dealer.
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Why am I am supposed to care about what you say?
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All Day Glow Randy: need a new avatar??? I think this one would work well for you!
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I careless for your comments, I am almost everything I want to be.
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I careless for your comments, I am almost everything I want to be.
When you set low standards, you're rarely disappointed.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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You ought to know about low standarts.
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I careless for your comments, I am almost everything I want to be.
When you set low standards, you're rarely disappointed.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
read that post above scr'eap? you got burned. ;)
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Isn't it someone's bday today? Was sure it was...
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I careless for your comments, I am almost everything I want to be.
When you set low standards, you're rarely disappointed.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
read that post above scr'eap? you got burned. ;)
what the hell are stan darts??
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I said almost you fuck wad.
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Randy, how are you today?
and BTW- happy belated birthday. it was yesterday, right?
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Happy except for busted appliances.
Yeap, it was yesterday, and it was fuckn crappy for the above reason. Makes me worried about what is going to happen next, but it could not be that bad because I am getting by and am still fuckn really horny. If I was in real distress I would not be bothering to get horny. There is a brighter future waiting for me, and I can almost feal it.
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Happy except for busted appliances.
Yeap, it was yesterday, and it was fuckn crappy for the above reason. Makes me worried about what is going to happen next, but it could not be that bad because I am getting by and am still fuckn really horny. If I was in real distress I would not be bothering to get horny. There is a brighter future waiting for me, and I can almost feal it.
good, i hope that the appliance thing works itself out. and also that brighter future thingie.
start by being nicer to your sister, and your mother.
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Happy except for busted appliances.
Yeap, it was yesterday, and it was fuckn crappy for the above reason. Makes me worried about what is going to happen next, but it could not be that bad because I am getting by and am still fuckn really horny. If I was in real distress I would not be bothering to get horny. There is a brighter future waiting for me, and I can almost feal it.
Ah hah your so funny.
good, i hope that the appliance thing works itself out. and also that brighter future thingie.
start by being nicer to your sister, and your mother.
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Happy except for busted appliances.
Yeap, it was yesterday, and it was fuckn crappy for the above reason. Makes me worried about what is going to happen next, but it could not be that bad because I am getting by and am still fuckn really horny. If I was in real distress I would not be bothering to get horny. There is a brighter future waiting for me, and I can almost feal it.
Ah hah your so funny.
good, i hope that the appliance thing works itself out. and also that brighter future thingie.
start by being nicer to your sister, and your mother.
really.
try being nicer to the females in your life and you will find that it is worth it, emotionally.
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Congrats, Flo! I missed your birthday but it's never too late, eh? :)
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
how will you celebrate?
will you blow your nose in a hurricane?
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On my mom's 60th birthday I bought a big firework cake, that we fired at the sea in the evening. It was great. 8)
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
how will you celebrate?
will you blow your nose in a hurricane?
Its funny, because I was thinking the samething. I will jump out of a cake naked.
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
how will you celebrate?
will you blow your nose in a hurricane?
Its funny, because I was thinking the samething. I will jump out of a cake naked.
male stripper.
you are supposed to have a thong on. only take it off for an additions $500.
don't give it away for free, Randy.
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It was a joke, not be taken anymore than that.
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It was a joke, not be taken anymore than that.
don't forget the emoticon then. :laugh:
or this one is popular: :P
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You want fries with that?
How about a suasage egg biscuit?
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You want fries with that?
How about a suasage egg biscuit?
:laugh: :laugh: :P
nah, give me a double fur-burger, and hold the ketchup. :-*
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Wanna try two apple pies with that?
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
how will you celebrate?
will you blow your nose in a hurricane?
Its funny, because I was thinking the samething. I will jump out of a cake naked.
Back to that avatar again... oh mother...
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Wanna try two apple pies with that?
sure, but warm, not hot. ;D
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
how will you celebrate?
will you blow your nose in a hurricane?
Its funny, because I was thinking the samething. I will jump out of a cake naked.
Back to that avatar again... oh mother...
Blah blah blah.... That avitar is a bit of an improvement for you fine chocolate.
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Thankyou. I will celebrate when I something changes in my life, something really good.
how will you celebrate?
will you blow your nose in a hurricane?
Its funny, because I was thinking the samething. I will jump out of a cake naked.
Back to that avatar again... oh mother...
Blah blah blah.... That avitar is a bit of an improvement for you fine chocolate.
but randy it's norman bates and he is psycho. and bates could mean masturbates.
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Alright, I will get Jessica to give me a spanken.
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Alright, I will get Jessica to give me a spanken.
was that a joke, or dillusion?
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I think we are both talking about you now.
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I think we are both talking about you now.
you and your other you?
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Nope, sorry, that does not apply. You have been vexed.
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Nope, sorry, that does not apply. You have been vexed.
oh i get it, you have penis envy syndrome.
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Nope, sorry, that does not apply. You have been vexed.
oh i get it, you have penis envy syndrome.
So he envies all other guys then?? :laugh:
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Nope, sorry, that does not apply. You have been vexed.
oh i get it, you have penis envy syndrome.
So he envies all other guys then?? :laugh:
yes, and some large clitted females as well.
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Nope, sorry, that does not apply. You have been vexed.
oh i get it, you have penis envy syndrome.
So he envies all other guys then?? :laugh:
yes, and some large clitted females as well.
you mean, Flo is a chode?? :eyebrows: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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/me is bored with your comments.
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sorry to disappoint. mr McNugget.
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/me is bored with your comments.
Sorry, you can't get your money back. No cash refunds. :P
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If you were to burp in my face, I would turn around or something to that effect.
/me gets usually gets horny from eating garlic, and pairing that up with zinc rich meat is tough to beat. AllDayGlowRandy flicks his own cum at FattyMclob.. ha hah!
MODERN ART. SERIOUSLY. :autism: :autism: :autism: