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Title: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Tom/Mutate on August 14, 2008, 04:28:37 AM
I got these from a book my parents own.  It's two inches thick, so theres a lot more where this came from.

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Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 14, 2008, 04:33:56 AM
 :wanker: :indeed:
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 14, 2008, 04:35:43 AM
What do they think of Gay people that wank? Seriously your parents are probably confused and just flaunting their ignorance. I will pray for them.  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Callaway on August 14, 2008, 04:38:28 AM
Wow, they think that the movement toward rights for homosexuals is demonic, as is "uncontrolled masturbation"?

When I was reading the first one, I thought for almost half the page that the person being quoted was male instead of female.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 14, 2008, 04:42:29 AM
Besides, if you are going to post text like this, at least make it readable. But then again it is shit, afterall.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: TheoK on August 14, 2008, 06:05:49 AM
My father isn't religious but he thinks that about half the men on TV are gay...
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Parts on August 14, 2008, 06:07:57 AM
Wow you should move to the Northeast not as many with those beliefs at least not openly
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: vodz on August 14, 2008, 07:43:51 AM
lol

homos = nazis
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2008, 03:34:35 PM
I doubt Delusionist would agree with you. :laugh:
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: enronh on August 16, 2008, 08:44:46 PM
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

 :laugh:
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: DirtDawg on August 16, 2008, 10:09:22 PM
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

 :laugh:

My grand genaratinm of elder folk lived a life as close to that which Christ may have lived as possibble. I don't think of Christians as eveil, unless they fuck with me
 if WE walk along His path and show His courage our lives are strong. Who gives afuck what the chritianss  believi about an after life. living a Christain ideal in dealing with troubles can lead to peace.

Tell now,us , would any of us have had the courage and the resolvve to remain in the Garden of Gesemine?
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 16, 2008, 10:43:35 PM
Us? Ummm....Big nope from me.  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: enronh on August 17, 2008, 06:20:28 AM
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

 :laugh:

My grand genaratinm of elder folk lived a life as close to that which Christ may have lived as possibble. I don't think of Christians as eveil, unless they fuck with me
 if WE walk along His path and show His courage our lives are strong. Who gives afuck what the chritianss  believi about an after life. living a Christain ideal in dealing with troubles can lead to peace.

Tell now,us , would any of us have had the courage and the resolvve to remain in the Garden of Gesemine?

What you said is fair enough. But why His path. Why not carve your own path.

I was just playing with the text, replacing homosexual with christian. I don't think christians are evil, just deluded and if they redirected their energies away from petty gay-bashing they could achieve a lot. First they should disband though.  ;D

Its time to 'Choke the Bishop' once & for all!






Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Pyraxis on August 17, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
Tell now,us , would any of us have had the courage and the resolvve to remain in the Garden of Gesemine?

And, do it in such a way as to have as resounding an impact as Jesus'? That, to me, is the kicker.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 19, 2008, 11:27:31 PM
I would have, but I'd have needed a crate of VB to help.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Alex179 on August 20, 2008, 10:16:02 AM
I don't think that it is possible for a normal human to live like Jesus did.

The belief about jerking off and homosexuality goes back to the Old Testament and Jewish law in a way.   Just another interpretation of ancient laws.   The Bible makes all sex outside of the confines of marriage between a man and a woman wrong with its laws.   Masturbation is acting on sexual temptation and shows a lack of self control.   
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Peter on August 20, 2008, 12:25:17 PM
Masturbation is acting on sexual temptation and shows a lack of self control.   

Some people pray or meditate to relieve their sexual impulses, others have a wank; both are perfectly valid techniques for controlling yourself.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Alex179 on August 20, 2008, 12:39:53 PM
Masturbation is acting on sexual temptation and shows a lack of self control.   

Some people pray or meditate to relieve their sexual impulses, others have a wank; both are perfectly valid techniques for controlling yourself.
Not to most Christians, it is acting on an impulse.  They want to supress that stuff even more.  I personally have a wank when I feel like it, but I am no Christian.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 20, 2008, 07:20:31 PM
That's why Billy Graham is like he is. All that backed up spoof. Don't take advice from the fuckless.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: El on August 22, 2008, 01:45:52 PM
I don't think that it is possible for a normal human to live like Jesus did.

The belief about jerking off and homosexuality goes back to the Old Testament and Jewish law in a way.   Just another interpretation of ancient laws.   The Bible makes all sex outside of the confines of marriage between a man and a woman wrong with its laws.   Masturbation is acting on sexual temptation and shows a lack of self control.   
Doesn't it also have to do with 'spilling seed' being an issue (one of those broad-strokes issues with sex being "for reproduction" and thus all sexual feelings not directly to do with reproduction being quetsionable)?  If I remember right the association of impure thoughts to masturbation being wrong is in some extreme judeo-christian value sets sort of an afterthought in regards to women; similarly in regards to lesbian sex being wrong.

Either way I think that people like me would throw them completely-fucking-off- even if I never wanked and only ever shagged my 'good christian husband'* bareback and in the missionary position, technically, I could never have sex "for reproduction."  Further, I think at least as far as the Catholic church is concerned, having a surrogate mother (my eggs, my 'husband's sperm, a peatry dish, and someone else's uterus) is also not OK (unnatural, I guess)?  I do rather have to wonder how much of a person I actually am in the eyes of "my own"** religion.  I'd almost like to pick on some uber-uptight preist or preacher and see how they react to having a hypothetical loophole in their anti-sex-for-pleasure logic questioned by that very loophole.  If I could cry at will, I bet I could ruin their day.   :laugh:

*Imaginary husband inserted (pardon the pun) for the sake of argument
**They threw water on me when I was a baby and therefore am technically catholic forever in the eyes of the catholic church, barring for excommunication
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Pyraxis on August 22, 2008, 01:49:07 PM
Wouldn't they just say "If God meant for you to have babies, He wouldn't have given you an illness that prevents it?"
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: DirtDawg on August 22, 2008, 02:59:04 PM
I don't think that it is possible for a normal human to live like Jesus did.

The belief about jerking off and homosexuality goes back to the Old Testament and Jewish law in a way.   Just another interpretation of ancient laws.   The Bible makes all sex outside of the confines of marriage between a man and a woman wrong with its laws.   Masturbation is acting on sexual temptation and shows a lack of self control.   
Doesn't it also have to do with 'spilling seed' being an issue (one of those broad-strokes issues with sex being "for reproduction" and thus all sexual feelings not directly to do with reproduction being quetsionable)?  If I remember right the association of impure thoughts to masturbation being wrong is in some extreme judeo-christian value sets sort of an afterthought in regards to women; similarly in regards to lesbian sex being wrong.

Either way I think that people like me would throw them completely-fucking-off- even if I never wanked and only ever shagged my 'good christian husband'* bareback and in the missionary position, technically, I could never have sex "for reproduction."  Further, I think at least as far as the Catholic church is concerned, having a surrogate mother (my eggs, my 'husband's sperm, a peatry dish, and someone else's uterus) is also not OK (unnatural, I guess)?  I do rather have to wonder how much of a person I actually am in the eyes of "my own"** religion.  I'd almost like to pick on some uber-uptight preist or preacher and see how they react to having a hypothetical loophole in their anti-sex-for-pleasure logic questioned by that very loophole.  If I could cry at will, I bet I could ruin their day.   :laugh:

*Imaginary husband inserted (pardon the pun) for the sake of argument
**They threw water on me when I was a baby and therefore am technically catholic forever in the eyes of the catholic church, barring for excommunication

Had to pluss you. I've had this exact same discussion.
One of my old girllfriends was born "normal" but she was sterile due severe scarring from her childhood trauma of repeated molestation by a stepfather. It is only by her enormous personal strehgth that she even alllowed any man withing killing distance of her stuff. She was one of the strongest, most positive and most pleasant people I have ever known.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Alex179 on August 22, 2008, 03:12:56 PM
Yeah it has to do with the spilling seed thing.   Do not dash thine seed against the rock or some bullshit.   It is about men's seed should only be used for reproduction.   The Bible says nothing of women's seed.   That is why some people who read the Kaballah are also lesbians, see Madonna for example.   That loophole allows for lesbian sex, but not male gay sex.   The women can't waste their eggs, because they are supposed to have periods anyways.   There are plenty of instances of women who can't bear children in the Bible as well.   The book wasn't written with women in mind and speaks to a male reader, that much is obvious.

There are barren women in the Bible, Abraham's wife was supposedly barren until she had Isaac (which made is a miracle).   Really the Bible can't justify much imo and there are plenty of contradictions and loopholes.   
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: El on August 22, 2008, 03:54:27 PM
Abraham's wife was supposedly barren until she had Isaac (which made is a miracle). 
I think there was a similar deal with John the Baptist's conception.  OK, so, Mary's the only woman in history who could say "This is a virgin birth" and get away with it, but how many women in the Bible cheated on hubbies who were shooting blanks and called it a miracle?
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: El on August 22, 2008, 03:55:50 PM
Wouldn't they just say "If God meant for you to have babies, He wouldn't have given you an illness that prevents it?"
Oh, possibly.  But would they say I wasn't meant to have sex, either, is what I'm getting at.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Alex179 on August 22, 2008, 04:19:52 PM
Abraham's wife was supposedly barren until she had Isaac (which made is a miracle).
I think there was a similar deal with John the Baptist's conception.  OK, so, Mary's the only woman in history who could say "This is a virgin birth" and get away with it, but how many women in the Bible cheated on hubbies who were shooting blanks and called it a miracle?
Who knows?  It is just a work of fiction to begin with.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 23, 2008, 12:22:14 AM
Abraham's wife was supposedly barren until she had Isaac (which made is a miracle).
I think there was a similar deal with John the Baptist's conception.  OK, so, Mary's the only woman in history who could say "This is a virgin birth" and get away with it, but how many women in the Bible cheated on hubbies who were shooting blanks and called it a miracle?
Who knows?  It is just a work of fiction to begin with.

Yep, bullshit of the highest callibre.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: odeon on August 23, 2008, 10:30:24 AM
It is my experience that only the very insecure or very young will so categorically dismiss the Bible. Me, I don't believe most of what it says, but then that's my view and I don't actually *know*.

(And the same goes with just about any so-called holy book.)
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: DirtDawg on August 23, 2008, 11:26:30 AM
It is my experience that only the very insecure or very young will so categorically dismiss the Bible. Me, I don't believe most of what it says, but then that's my view and I don't actually *know*.

(And the same goes with just about any so-called holy book.)

I went through a period of investigation of everything I could find on all the religions I had ever heard of, but it was mostly alll foreign to my "logical mind."

I think of the Bible, much the same as Aesop's Fables, Socrates, Plato, Benjamin Franklin and a hiunndred other wise men's work.  There are life's truths at your hand if you can apply the lessons to your own life. If not, then keep studying. You will find your own way, unless you follow too closely to a liar.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Leto729 on August 23, 2008, 01:18:26 PM
...I am not affirming that all Christians are evil, some are, but not all of them..

 :laugh:
I am never evil. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Leto729 on August 23, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
Masturbation is acting on sexual temptation and shows a lack of self control.   

Some people pray or meditate to relieve their sexual impulses, others have a wank; both are perfectly valid techniques for controlling yourself.
That is what I have done when needed.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: El on August 23, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
It is my experience that only the very insecure or very young will so categorically dismiss the Bible. Me, I don't believe most of what it says, but then that's my view and I don't actually *know*.

(And the same goes with just about any so-called holy book.)
Third category:  the very very disillusioned.  Recovering catholics such as myself tend to have pretty contentious feelings about their once-religion.  I'll admit I'm biased but I also grew up with this shit and know a fair bit about it because of it, so I do think that lends some validity to me comments on it above and beyond mere nose-thumbing.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: ozymandias on August 23, 2008, 06:07:31 PM
It is my experience that only the very insecure or very young will so categorically dismiss the Bible. Me, I don't believe most of what it says, but then that's my view and I don't actually *know*.

(And the same goes with just about any so-called holy book.)
Third category:  the very very disillusioned.  Recovering catholics such as myself tend to have pretty contentious feelings about their once-religion.  I'll admit I'm biased but I also grew up with this shit and know a fair bit about it because of it, so I do think that lends some validity to me comments on it above and beyond mere nose-thumbing.

Ah, I am glad to see I'm not the only recovering catholic here!   8)  Even my wife, who is a devout catholic gave her blessing to using condoms during our dating phase and me getting a vasectomy after Amber was born.  She may be devout, but she is also wise!  Glad I married her!   8)
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Parts on August 25, 2008, 01:28:59 PM
It is my experience that only the very insecure or very young will so categorically dismiss the Bible. Me, I don't believe most of what it says, but then that's my view and I don't actually *know*.

(And the same goes with just about any so-called holy book.)
Third category:  the very very disillusioned.  Recovering catholics such as myself tend to have pretty contentious feelings about their once-religion.  I'll admit I'm biased but I also grew up with this shit and know a fair bit about it because of it, so I do think that lends some validity to me comments on it above and beyond mere nose-thumbing.

The third category,  LI like it never been part a of a third category before.  Though growing up Catholic tends to do that to you
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: Binty on October 17, 2010, 10:42:24 AM
I want to read the Torah and the Qur'an.
Title: Re: My Family's beliefs re. Homos and Jerking Off
Post by: odeon on October 17, 2010, 03:11:24 PM
I've read the Qur'an. It's easily available on the net.