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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: "couldbecousin" on August 21, 2017, 03:56:56 PM
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Wishing you many more years to reign supreme. :queenie:
Don't take any shit from anyone! :respect: It's YOUR day!
*wobbles in :cbc: :cake: :tea: :tea: :tea: with celebratory cake and the afternoon tea!*
EDIT: I missed the Royal Birthday! :-[ Therefore I decree that it shall be extended!
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Happy Birthday.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/1a/8c/251a8ca2893383e3e88f434849d8eeef--british-cake-queen-elizabeth-birthday.jpg)
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Happy birthday my liege.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/iiS84hOJXh1Pq/giphy.gif)
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OMG IT'S MY MAJESTY'S BIRTHDAY!! :GA:
:birthday:
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Many happy returns, QV :party: :bdaygrn: :best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4VdcMXVO_g
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Happy Birthday, QV
(belated maybe but still.. )
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Happy Birthday QV
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"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.
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"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.
It is. Gary's just a greedy, grabby little bastard. :P
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"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.
It is. Gary's just a greedy, grabby little bastard. :P
Let's shoot him!
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EDIT: I missed the Royal Birthday! :-[ Therefore I decree that it shall be extended!
Celebrations should go on for a week at least.
I have to offer my humble apologies. Have not found a present for for a queen yet. Let alone for an empress.
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"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.
It is. Gary's just a greedy, grabby little bastard. :P
Let's shoot him!
My Majesty will have your heads for it if you do. :zoinks:
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"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.
It is. Gary's just a greedy, grabby little bastard. :P
Let's shoot him!
My Majesty will have your heads for it if you do. :zoinks:
No, I'll have your lovely fur to make into a pair of shoes.
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Here's a present to keep your dainty feet warm while the process of making the real gopher slippers is still going on.
Happy belated birthday.
https ://youtu.be/6cgA8TCnMxg
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Here's a present to keep your dainty feet warm while the process of making the real gopher slippers is still going on.
Happy belated birthday.
https ://youtu.be/6cgA8TCnMxg
:laugh:
Later gator hater. :M
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Am I doing something wrong the video won't come up for me?
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Here you go, and many happy returns, your majesty:
https://youtu.be/6cgA8TCnMxg
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And may there be many, many more of them to come:; happy birthday QV. May the tides of fate ever turn in your favour, but particularly now:)
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Do you think they could make the loafers with a bit of a heel? Maybe 14 or 15 inches?
Can he do "Sally sells sea shells..."?
One tongue twister I haven't mastered is:
One black buck bled blue blood while another blue buck bled black.
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"My" Majesty? I thought it was "your" or "her" majesty.
It is. Gary's just a greedy, grabby little bastard. :P
Let's shoot him!
My Majesty will have your heads for it if you do. :zoinks:
No, I'll have your lovely fur to make into a pair of shoes.
I'm only big enough to make one shoe. :zoinks:
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That depends who's foot, where and how hard it is put. Could stretch to a pair. Or cut your legs off and use them to make leather moccasins after tanning your skin in ammonia. If your lucky, we might even do it post-mortem gopher boy.
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Her Majesty has dainty little feet. One gopher will do for the basics. The tails of your bitches might make nice embellishments. No further harm will be done to them.
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Do you think they could make the loafers with a bit of a heel? Maybe 14 or 15 inches?
Time to go shopping. (http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/will-never-understand-womens-shoes-32-pics/)
They've got some comfortable very high plateau sneakers too.
Getting those 15 inches with heels only might be too hard on your feet.
Happy belated BD from youngest calve too.
Sometimes I think she could be your daughter, sharing similar interests. :D
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Re-thinking the shoe height. Those styles look like Eris would wear them gladly and look good in them. If I wore them my next pair of shoes would be a leg cast.
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Completely forgot about this thread.
Happy Birthday Queen Victoria! :cake:
Would not like to see you in a cast so you're making a very wise decision!
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Heh, I could see Eris wearing some of those. The ones with the pointy sharp tipped heel and finger grips built in probably (those are CLEARLY designed for self defence for women, thats a set of knuckledusters with a spike on the end if taken off the feet, that is the only thing those handles are for. Presumably aimed at women who want to wear high heels, but if out on the town, have something nasty ready for any wouldbe mugger, rapist, gyppo, drunken chav lout etc.
High heels like those though in any case are known to put an awful lot of stress on the wrong parts of the feet and do damage, sometimes serious in the long term. Why not a pair of newrocks, those have platform heels, but the inside of the boots are flat, and they don't put the foot out of position, got a pair myself, a bit short of knee-length, zip up, metal-toed really heavy leather boots, and they are very comfortable. Help work out once you get used to the weight (they are a LOT heavier than regular combat boots or trainers) but really comfy.
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Her Majesty has dainty little feet. One gopher will do for the basics. The tails of your bitches might make nice embellishments. No further harm will be done to them.
My bitches all have spade tipped tails. >:D
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Happy belated birthday, Your Majesty!
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HB QV!!!
:cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake: :cake:
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*buys QV and the PR a celebratory round of drinks*
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
Nice drinkies?
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
I'm a bit late. I'm glad you had a good day. What sort of birthday cake did you get?
:cake:
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Oh I missed this, Your Majesty!
Hope it was a wonderful day!! :grouphug:
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
I'm a bit late. I'm glad you had a good day. What sort of birthday cake did you get?
:cake:
One of the moms from our small bowling group made a chocolate cake with a fluffy meringue type filling, covered with chocolate ganache. And for the first time in I can't remember when I got presents from other than family.
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OMG, is it your birthday?
Happy Birthday, Your Majesty.
<subdued party emoticon inserted here>
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Happy Birthday, Your Majesty.
If I go on about the azure main, he'll laugh.
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Happy Birthday your majesty.
Do you wear a party hat, a crown, or both today?
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
I'm a bit late. I'm glad you had a good day. What sort of birthday cake did you get?
:cake:
One of the moms from our small bowling group made a chocolate cake with a fluffy meringue type filling, covered with chocolate ganache. And for the first time in I can't remember when I got presents from other than family.
So cool! So touching when it's from someone you don't expect - and that cake sounds bloody good! :heart:
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So cool! So touching when it's from someone you don't expect - and that cake sounds bloody good! :heart:
I'm a bit turned off chocolate cake. There are no doubt other cakes to be had.
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So cool! So touching when it's from someone you don't expect - and that cake sounds bloody good! :heart:
I'm a bit turned off chocolate cake. There are no doubt other cakes to be had.
Not relevant. The cake wasn't made for you.
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Not relevant. The cake wasn't made for you.
I'll make a cake. And you won't get any. So there.
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
I am glad to hear it.
Now I almost never attend Birthdays, but in your case, I make the exception. I will not bow; proud Americans do not bow.
I offer this wish:
I do wish you more to come than have come before!!
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I do wish you more to come than have come before!!
:thumbup:
I read that... somewhat differently.
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Thank you everyone. It was a very good day.
I am glad to hear it.
Now I almost never attend Birthdays, but in your case, I make the exception. I will not bow; proud Americans do not bow.
I offer this wish:
I do wish you more to come than have come before!!
:thumbup:
I'll be glad to have more to come, but only if you'll come with me.
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I'll be glad to have more to come, but only if you'll come with me.
His heart is with the Empire, poor thing. Nobody tell him we packed it in.
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OMG IT'S MY MAJESTY'S BIRTHDAY!! :GA:
:birthday:
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday!
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:birthday:
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OMG IT'S MY MAJESTY'S BIRTHDAY!! :GA:
:birthday:
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Happy Birthday.
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:birthday: :cake:
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Happy belated birthday, Your Majesty!
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My apologies for not responding sooner. Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's nice being 6 dozen.
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She's here! Happy birthday!