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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: NeantHumain on July 31, 2006, 12:20:18 AM

Title: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: NeantHumain on July 31, 2006, 12:20:18 AM
You may remember with fondness such games as Street Fighter II, Mortal Kombat, and Killer Instinct. In this thread, we're going to take the tournament-fighter format but put it in a contemporary, educational form. First, choose your religion. Then choose what kind of warrior you'll be (door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses are encouraged so that I can smite them for violating my no-nuisance commandment!). Then find, adulterate, or create a picture to illustrate your character. Finally, choose a slogan such as, "For the love of the all-merciful Lord, die already!"

This format shall facilitate the intelligent debate of controversial politico-religious issues like the Israeli-Palestinian hissy fit or the U.S.-led crusade against Islamic terrorism.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: NeantHumain on July 31, 2006, 12:20:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Gomerica
Sir Gomerica There are too many towelheads already!
(http://www.mbohbot.com/Empire%20Crusader.jpg)

"Let's just nuke the Middle East and get it over with. The Lord knows His own anyway. (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Albigensian_Crusade&oldid=66281612#_note-0)"
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on July 31, 2006, 07:35:23 AM
But is your knight a match for His Noodly Appendage? Its Flying Spaghetti Monster time.

(http://www.bhood.com/images/blog/fsm.jpg)
Title: Fucking Mind of Mencia!
Post by: NeantHumain on August 01, 2006, 09:19:49 PM
I just saw a commercial for an "all new" episode of the Mind of Mencia on Comedy Central while watching the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and it seems he's taken just this idea. Jesus and other religious figures are fighting in a wrestling ring. FUCKING MENCIA! He's going to lame the idea up (I don't care much for his brand of humor).
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 02, 2006, 01:07:26 AM
"lame the idea up"?  and this means...?
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: RobertN on August 02, 2006, 05:42:20 AM
Isn't it funny how all the games that are released take the US point of view. No doubt if someone tried to release a computer game that portrayed Iraq/Hezbollah, etc as the good guys, fighting US and corporate imperialism, then it would get banned. Its such utter hypocracy in a country that is supposed to encourage free speech.

Personally, I would love to play a game where you are a Hezbollah general and you have to fight the evil Israelis and transnationals! :angel:

Go Hezbollah - kick their corporate arses.....
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 02, 2006, 07:57:07 AM
Hezbollah are no more moral than the Israeli government or the transnationals, they bomb civilians as well you naive fuck.  ::)

learn some shades of grey for frig's sake... think of it like supporting the IRA for fighting against British oppression of Catholics in Ulster and you'll see what I mean. when you come out with half-baked toss like that you make left-wingers look like morons.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: RobertN on August 02, 2006, 04:59:52 PM
you naive fuck.  ::)

Yay - I can say insulting things to ::)

You smelly tosser....

And isn't naiviety meant to be an aspie trait?

Grow the fuck up, Duncvis. You are behaving like a sulky schoolboy trying to get back at someone for an incident that happened months ago. Get over it. I may have questioned your integrity and honour but if you are in a position of responsibility you have to learn to deal with criticism in a civil way. Otherwise you are just not fit for the job. I'm sorry but that is the way it is. Your wife has a hell of a lot more maturity than you - just leave me alone for Christ's sake.

BTW: Although I do not agree with the IRA's tactics, I do agree with their aims and idealogy.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 02, 2006, 06:50:12 PM
you naive fuck.  ::)

Yay - I can say insulting things to ::)

You smelly tosser....

And isn't naiviety meant to be an aspie trait?

Grow the fuck up, Duncvis. You are behaving like a sulky schoolboy trying to get back at someone for an incident that happened months ago. Get over it. I may have questioned your integrity and honour but if you are in a position of responsibility you have to learn to deal with criticism in a civil way. Otherwise you are just not fit for the job. I'm sorry but that is the way it is. Your wife has a hell of a lot more maturity than you - just leave me alone for Christ's sake.


jesus wept - do you seriously think my comment was in response to the hissy fit you threw months ago?  ::) ::) ::) 
This isn't primary school. I called you a naive fuck because the remarks you made were naive, in the extreme - which considering the soft target you make for the right wingers, I found irritating. And this being Intensity, I didn't feel any need to sugar coat it. I hope you take on board the rest of my comment in the spirit it was intended - do some reading, find out a bit more about some of the positions you support, learn where the lines are blurry. as well as it being interesting, it'll add a bit of depth to your worldview.

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BTW: Although I do not agree with the IRA's tactics, I do agree with their aims and ideology.

Yeah, they started out as freedom fighters, and somewhere along the line the end ceased to justify the means. I wasn't arguing against that - just drawing a comparison for you.

*edited for gibberish*
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 06, 2006, 02:08:06 PM
not the first time this has been suggested to you, robert, by me, apart from others.  and i certainly wasn't part of your rampage a few weeks ago, as far as i know (or care, really, but that's another story).  the bits about making sure you're properly informed so as not to make yourself an easy target for the right wingers, and not making all left wingers look like uninformed twats are particularly apt.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: RobertN on August 06, 2006, 03:05:08 PM
not the first time this has been suggested to you, robert, by me, apart from others.  and i certainly wasn't part of your rampage a few weeks ago, as far as i know (or care, really, but that's another story).  the bits about making sure you're properly informed so as not to make yourself an easy target for the right wingers, and not making all left wingers look like uninformed twats are particularly apt.

You make left-wingers look like Joseph Stalin. I at least have a rebellious, radical outlook.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: odeon on August 06, 2006, 03:27:37 PM
You make left-wingers look like Joseph Stalin. I at least have a rebellious, radical outlook.

And this is a good thing?
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 06, 2006, 03:34:07 PM
...I at least have a rebellious, radical outlook.

And this is a good thing?

I think it is...
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: odeon on August 06, 2006, 03:35:58 PM
I'm sort of conservative so I'm one the people who'll get shot if the revolution ever happens... :P
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 06, 2006, 03:39:01 PM
Depends on what nature the revolution takes... how do you know it isn't already happening?  ;)
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: odeon on August 06, 2006, 03:45:55 PM
I knew it. They are out to get me, aren't they? :o
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 06, 2006, 03:53:35 PM
yeah, you might be being shot as we speak!

"a rebellious, radical outlook"?  robert, if you came within about half a mile of some of the hard core politicos i've just spent four days in a field with, they'd eat you alive.  with organic chips.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 06, 2006, 03:54:19 PM
Probably. The safest place for you is in the basement, with your tinfoil hat on. For all you know, they could be listening to your thoughts right now.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: odeon on August 06, 2006, 03:55:37 PM
Probably. The safest place for you is in the basement, with your tinfoil hat on. For all you know, they could be listening to your thoughts right now.

I am in the basement. It's the only safe place in the house, and besides that's where the computer is...  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 06, 2006, 03:57:34 PM
yes, but have you got organic chips?  and, even more importantly, organic tomato sauce?
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: odeon on August 06, 2006, 03:58:51 PM
yes, but have you got organic chips?  and, even more importantly, organic tomato sauce?

Had the chips but they're all gone now.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 06, 2006, 04:03:26 PM
mmm...

chips.  it's bloody AGES since i had chips.  :(
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: odeon on August 07, 2006, 03:55:02 AM
So what's stopping you?
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2006, 04:27:42 AM
calories, and the fact i'd have to go out and get them.

i shall have them soon, though, on my "i can eat anything i like!" day, one week.  ;D
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2006, 06:29:49 AM
baked chips aren't that bad.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 07, 2006, 08:05:57 AM
baked chips aren't that bad.

Maybe not but you can't bake real chips- oven chips taste like, well oven chips.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2006, 12:30:01 PM
i was refering to baked lays.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2006, 12:31:08 PM
too right, PI.  proper chips have to be swimming in buckets of lard, or they don't count.

and what the fuck are baked lays, mcj?   :-\
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2006, 12:37:31 PM
potato chips.
lays is a brand name.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2006, 12:38:16 PM
ah.  sadly, the same thing applies to crisps (= potato chips to you lot).
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 07, 2006, 01:04:11 PM
potato chips.
lays is a brand name.

Oh I thought you meant actual chips, should have realised you meant crisps.
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: McGiver on August 07, 2006, 02:27:41 PM
these are actual chips, wanna start a poll? 8)
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 07, 2006, 02:35:49 PM
Nah. As your last election proved, the majority aren't always right, especially if they've been misinformed. :P
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2006, 02:50:06 PM
Nah. As your last election proved, the majority aren't always right, especially if they've been misinformed. :P

what fucking majority?  pfffft!   ::)
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: duncvis on August 07, 2006, 02:51:54 PM
Well, majority according to Diebold Systems/whoever else the Republicans bought this time around.  ::)
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Teejay on August 10, 2006, 01:31:15 AM
BTW: Although I do not agree with the IRA's tactics, I do agree with their aims and idealogy.


Namely the reunfication of Ulster with Republic of Ireland if it means over the objection of the majority of Ulster's population (including some Catholics)?
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Eamonn on September 04, 2006, 08:20:09 AM

Namely the reunfication of Ulster with Republic of Ireland if it means over the objection of the majority of Ulster's population (including some Catholics)?

Actually, some of Ulster is part of the Republic.Your opinion doesnt surprise me, seen as you reside in a country that killed the natives and lends itself to British Protestant colonial aggresion. Some Protestants want a united Ireland. Your point being?
Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Nomaken on September 06, 2006, 09:02:19 PM
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Title: Re: The Almighty Interfaith Smackdown: Heathens Shall Be Crushed!
Post by: Thagomizer on September 15, 2006, 11:18:07 PM
Here's mine. The Mercykiller, Justiciar, Painkiller, Slayer of Iconoclasts:

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