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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Arya Quinn on December 08, 2014, 10:42:42 AM
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Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!
Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.
Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/ (http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/)
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html)
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html)
The guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!
See the resemblance:
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76355000/jpg/_76355278_peterrobinson(2).jpg)(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130520131346/smashbroslawlorigins/images/b/b4/T-Rex.jpg)
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75164000/jpg/_75164720_jamesmcconnell.jpg)(http://www.jurassicworlduniverse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/velociraptor-03.jpg)
In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tzs_6lig8KY/maxresdefault.jpg)
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130214183915/dinosaurs/images/2/24/Jurassicpark_3_velociraptor.jpg)
That's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg.
Read more about him here:
https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor (https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor)
https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/ (https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/)
(http://offtherecordni.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ity_hal_3_740460a.jpg)(http://dinosaurios.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/triceratops.jpg)
Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA (http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA)
(http://freethinker.co.uk/images/uploads/2010/01/paisley.jpg)(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130717062201/jurassicpark/images/e/ee/Jp_rex.jpg)
Fucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!
The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!
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Everyone's getting excited for the next Jurassic Park film "Jurassic World" after the trailer came out a few weeks ago. But not everyone knows that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story!
Did you know there was an actual place but it wasn't called "Jurassic Park". It's called Northern Ireland.
Don't believe me? I have proof that even today dinosaurs are walking among us!:
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/ (http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/23/northern-ireland-dup-to-introduce-bill-to-exempt-religious-people-from-equality-laws/)
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/gay-cake-dup-mla-to-launch-private-members-bill-to-introduce-conscience-clause-into-aspects-of-equality-law-30802406.html)
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/gerard-mccarthy-i-feel-embarrassed-to-be-from-northern-ireland-says-actor-angered-by-dup-conscience-clause-bill-30806677.html)
The guy in the second article says that he's embarrassed to be from here. I'm not. You want to know why? Ever since I first saw Jurassic Park as a child I've wanted to see dinosaurs face-to-face. Little did I know that they were hiding right under my nose the whole time!
See the resemblance:
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/76355000/jpg/_76355278_peterrobinson(2).jpg)(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130520131346/smashbroslawlorigins/images/b/b4/T-Rex.jpg)
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75164000/jpg/_75164720_jamesmcconnell.jpg)(http://www.jurassicworlduniverse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/velociraptor-03.jpg)
In case you don't know who the first Velociraptor is, this will jog your memory:
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html (http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/muslim-rant-preacher-first-minister-peter-robinson-moves-to-defuse-islam-row-30312816.html)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tzs_6lig8KY/maxresdefault.jpg)
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130214183915/dinosaurs/images/2/24/Jurassicpark_3_velociraptor.jpg)
That's wee Willie Frazer. He thinks the Italian fleg and Irish fleg are the same fleg.
Read more about him here:
https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor (https://www.facebook.com/StuffWillieFrazerSaysTheIraIsResponsibleFor)
https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/ (https://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/willie-frazer/)
(http://offtherecordni.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ity_hal_3_740460a.jpg)(http://dinosaurios.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/triceratops.jpg)
Here's a book written by an actual dinosaur. A dinosaur that's the legal advisor of wee Willie Frazer by the way:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA (http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Only-Crime-Was-Loyalty-ebook/dp/B00OURFCRA)
(http://freethinker.co.uk/images/uploads/2010/01/paisley.jpg)(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130717062201/jurassicpark/images/e/ee/Jp_rex.jpg)
Fucking dinosaurs man! They're everywhere!
The people who vote for and support these dinosaurs are obviously dinosaurs too, meaning that the entire country is full of fucking dinosaurs!
You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
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:laugh:
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
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You were using AFF image codes instead of I2 image codes. :P
Fuck. :facepalm2:
That's it fixed now
Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
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Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
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Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
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Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
That reminds me of America. :autism:
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Is this a general rant against conservative politicians?
No you silly sod. It's confirming that Jurassic Park is based off of a true story. :facepalm2:
Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
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Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:
In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
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Which fleg is flying over Jurassic Park? :trollface:
The Norn Iron fleg of course :autism:
Are you sure that's not the Italian fleg? :autism:
No, the Italian fleg Irish fleg and the Norn Iron fleg are two different flegs
Do try to keep up :autism:
I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:
In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
So do we :autism:
(http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Culture/show_r2.jpg)
As for the guns, maybe it is the solution. Give the pweice guns during the twelth :police:
And no more Loyalists :zoinks:
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I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:
In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
So do we :autism:
(http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Culture/show_r2.jpg)
As for the guns, maybe it is the solution. Give the pweice guns during the twelth :police:
And no more Loyalists :zoinks:
Yes, let the Loyalists riot themselves out of Ireland. :zoinks: Perhaps you should tell them that all of the good riots happen in England. :orly:
Why would anyone in the UK fly the Confederate flag? :GA: What connection does it have to Europe? :nerdy:
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I try, but Norn Iron is complicated. :tard:
The people in charge and the majority of people living here are bigots. How is that so hard to understand? :M
That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:
In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
So do we :autism:
(http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Culture/show_r2.jpg)
As for the guns, maybe it is the solution. Give the pweice guns during the twelth :police:
And no more Loyalists :zoinks:
Yes, let the Loyalists riot themselves out of Ireland. :zoinks: Perhaps you should tell them that all of the good riots happen in England. :orly:
Are you kidding? In Northern Ireland rioting is a national holiday. No one riots better than a Loyalist. :zoinks:
Why would anyone in the UK fly the Confederate flag? :GA: What connection does it have to Europe? :nerdy:
Don't ever question the logic of a Loyalist. They'll do your knees in if you do. No suwender :tard:
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SO, who the fuck is "Some Bloke" and why do I feel the urge to respond in some sort of hostile manner?
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That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:
In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
So do we :autism:
(http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Culture/show_r2.jpg)
As for the guns, maybe it is the solution. Give the pweice guns during the twelth :police:
And no more Loyalists :zoinks:
Yes, let the Loyalists riot themselves out of Ireland. :zoinks: Perhaps you should tell them that all of the good riots happen in England. :orly:
Are you kidding? In Northern Ireland rioting is a national holiday. No one riots better than a Loyalist. :zoinks:
Why would anyone in the UK fly the Confederate flag? :GA: What connection does it have to Europe? :nerdy:
Don't ever question the logic of a Loyalist. They'll do your knees in if you do. No suwender :tard:
Is that how you celebrate Late Summer Bank Holiday in the UK? :autism: I've been wondering what that is. :nerdy:
On "The Twelfth" next year, perhaps you should invite Hyke and Lutra to celebrate with you, in commemoration of Loyalism. :orly:
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SO, who the fuck is "Some Bloke" and why do I feel the urge to respond in some sort of hostile manner?
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Because the Asshole Beyond the Wall is hostile to everyone else? :apondering:
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I have had a handful of bourbons (what exactly IS a handful?) and I can now be social enough to introduce you two.
DirtDawg is a stoic old bugger of I2. He is a tough nugget. You could not root, shoot or electrocute him. He is forthright, but often abstract in his replies. I am the kind of Aspie that finds it personally VERY difficult to interpret abstract. That said, I have often found small insights in what DD has said over the years that has made me a big fan.
I also like in DD that he is an Alpha Male. A dying breed in todays society. I understand blokes. I relate to masculinity and you get this with DD.
Some Bloke, he is a young bloke from Ireland. Nice guy. Too little self-confidence, yet here. Great at memes and japes and jokes. Master of self-depreciating humour. Good head on his shoulders and enough personality and force to get along fine here. In fact this place could be the making of him. I see Some Bloke as almost a more measured Squiddy without the Maliciousness or Bitchiness
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The force of bourbon works well in you.
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That reminds me of America. :autism:
It's like the Southern states but without the guns. :asthing:
That's the solution to your problem. :thumbup: You need guns. :tooledup:
In America, we have arguments about flying the Confederate flag. :autism:
So do we :autism:
(http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Culture/show_r2.jpg)
As for the guns, maybe it is the solution. Give the pweice guns during the twelth :police:
And no more Loyalists :zoinks:
Yes, let the Loyalists riot themselves out of Ireland. :zoinks: Perhaps you should tell them that all of the good riots happen in England. :orly:
Are you kidding? In Northern Ireland rioting is a national holiday. No one riots better than a Loyalist. :zoinks:
Why would anyone in the UK fly the Confederate flag? :GA: What connection does it have to Europe? :nerdy:
Don't ever question the logic of a Loyalist. They'll do your knees in if you do. No suwender :tard:
Is that how you celebrate Late Summer Bank Holiday in the UK? :autism: I've been wondering what that is. :nerdy:
No, because it's the mid-summer. July the 12th, or as Loyalists like to call it "The Twelfth". It shouldn't be a bank holiday, but it becomes one due to the annual riots. It's a tradition now :autism:
On "The Twelfth" next year, perhaps you should invite Hyke and Lutra to celebrate with you, in commemoration of Loyalism. :orly:
Maybe I should :M
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The force of bourbon works well in you.
Thank you very much milady
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/240/b/0/alice___kajira_bowing_by_rembrandt_jones-d485tkg.jpg)
What?.......No.....I mean.....
(http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Peace/2012/Obama/obama-bow.jpg)
Whew! I think I got away with it >:D :angel: :police:
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What is your bourbon doing with my memory?
I just washed that very set of bedcovers. But I do not remember that bed. :scratchhead: :chin: :apondering:
Strange.
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I see Some Bloke as almost a more measured Squiddy without the Maliciousness or Bitchiness
Squiddy was at least funny on occasion...
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He should come back.
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I see Some Bloke as almost a more measured Squiddy without the Maliciousness or Bitchiness
Squiddy was at least funny on occasion...
Why aren't you just the greatest bundle of joy? :autism:
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Where the fuck IS everybody lately? :bigcry:
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I'm here.
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I'm here. But not that much. Will be back more when I have the house the way it should be. Phone is nice. Posting from it is a bitch. Need direct access to the other device.
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I'm thankful for the ones who remain. :hug:
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Where the fuck IS everybody lately? :bigcry:
They were all beaten into a coma by Loyalists for posting in this thread and making fun of the tradtion of The glorious Twelth. No swender :tard: