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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2008, 05:01:09 AM »
Palin is a MILF, but over my dead body will she be my VP. The last thing we need is a right wing radical christian nut job in office. Church and state are supposed to be seperate for a reason.
I thought she was a VILF. Vice president people might want to ... ahem ... fondle or fumble

Or even fuck.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2008, 07:07:29 AM »
Palin is a MILF, but over my dead body will she be my VP. The last thing we need is a right wing radical christian nut job in office. Church and state are supposed to be seperate for a reason.
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I thought she was a VILF. Vice president people might want to ... ahem ... fondle or fumble

Or even fuck.

Or shoot. They can take the fucking lot out with an Uzi.

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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2008, 07:49:09 AM »
I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that America isn't stupid enough to elect those assholes. 

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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2008, 10:27:29 AM »
Palin is a MILF, but over my dead body will she be my VP. The last thing we need is another right wing radical christian nut job in office. Church and state are supposed to be seperate for a reason.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2008, 11:27:44 AM »
"You can actually see Russia from where we are..." 

Yeah, because that qualifies as foreign policy experience.

Charlie Gibson gives it to her.


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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2008, 01:22:21 PM »
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"You can actually see Russia from where we are..." 

and blow them up if it's god's will :zoinks:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2008, 03:04:42 PM »
You'd do better with one of the real Pythons.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2008, 03:34:22 PM »
You'd do better with one of the real Pythons.

That's all I can think of every time I hear her name :laugh:
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2008, 03:37:17 PM »
michael palin is a fucking git, and that's based on his autobiography, so fuck knows what i'd think if i read something by someone else.

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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2008, 04:30:04 PM »
The machinations of the current lot of US politicians are the prime reason for the reinstatement of the Apollo program...... NOW!

Get us the fuck out of here!

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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2008, 05:01:00 PM »
michael palin is a fucking git, and that's based on his autobiography, so fuck knows what i'd think if i read something by someone else.

That's as may be, but I'd as lief have him as VP over some fucking creationist anti-gay bint. At least HE's had foreign policy experience--he's made more trips round the world than Palin made flights in that plane she supposedly sold on eBay (it was actually sold offline after no satisfactory bids materialized).
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2008, 07:39:42 PM »
Sarah Palin, is My woman. :zoinks:
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2008, 07:50:02 PM »
Sarah Palin, is My woman. :zoinks:

And you can have her. Stupid lying cocksucking bint.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2008, 08:18:45 PM »
Sarah Palin, is My woman. :zoinks:

And you can have her. Stupid lying cocksucking bint.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2008, 09:00:27 PM »
she can't answer a yes or no question.

if i was charlie, and it was annoying she kept calling him charlie in every third sentence btw, i'd have bitchslapped her for not giving me a straight answer.

*bitchslap*whatcha talkin' bout, woman!? yes or no!? :shol'va:

she is hot though, if not for that vacant stare...
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