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The_Chosen_One

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2008, 11:39:53 PM »
How many I2 tards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb? We haven't mastered fire yet.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 01:11:02 AM »
Mine was about sir les damn it i dont fuck the lightbulb unless it turns into a gal
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 02:23:20 AM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on September 06, 2008, 01:11:02 AM
Mine was about sir les damn it i dont fuck the lightbulb unless it turns into a gal

does this happen often, in your experience, flo?
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 02:56:39 AM »
Oh, and the actual answer to 'How many ChosenOnes' does it take..... is 'Fuck lightbulbs, I'm blind. It's always fucking dark.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2008, 04:06:30 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2008, 02:56:39 AM
Oh, and the actual answer to 'How many ChosenOnes' does it take..... is 'Fuck lightbulbs, I'm blind. It's always fucking dark.

Really?  How blind are you?
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The_Chosen_One

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 05:29:34 AM »
Just enough vision to get around. Bet some asshats would make something of that. Been there, done that. De rigeur.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2008, 09:08:45 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2008, 05:29:34 AM
Just enough vision to get around. Bet some asshats would make something of that. Been there, done that. De rigeur.

Why, what happened to your eyes, or were you born that way? 
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2008, 03:22:14 PM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 06, 2008, 02:56:39 AM
Oh, and the actual answer to 'How many ChosenOnes' does it take..... is 'Fuck lightbulbs, I'm blind. It's always fucking dark.

I thought it would be "I'm always in the dark so I wouldn't know." :P
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2008, 07:26:19 PM »
Callaway: born that way.

odeon: being as the question mentioned bulbs, the answer had to as well.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2008, 07:46:48 PM »
How many Callaways does it take to change a light bulb?

1.0000 plus or minus a ten thousandth.

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2008, 08:00:36 PM »
How many Nocturnalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb has to want to change, and if it can't it gets Karma points removed.

How many Kosmos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but you'd have a hard time seeing with it up his arse.

How many duncs does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

When someone tells him what one is, he may get an idea. Not much, but an idea....
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2008, 12:03:23 AM »
It just takes one Sir_Les' :zoinks:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2008, 12:20:36 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 07, 2008, 12:03:23 AM
It just takes one Sir_Les' :zoinks:

How many Kevvs does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you should have seen the size of the light bulb that got away.

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2008, 12:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on September 07, 2008, 12:20:36 AM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 07, 2008, 12:03:23 AM
It just takes one Sir_Les' :zoinks:

How many Kevvs does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you should have seen the size of the light bulb that got away.

 :fish:


:plus:

Just one. :D :fish:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2008, 01:23:34 AM »
Fuck off Luicy bills first let me watch dont care as long as you have a pussy mom doesnt get it too busy being selfish baby cry cry no $ please i dont care what you want let this gal suck you. So how many licks to the center of my toosie roll cock?, the world may never know.                 How many Brends does it take to buckle a her seat belt? none her gut wont fit the seat belt is broken wink wink lol
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