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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6600 on: December 13, 2011, 10:49:53 AM »
 :celebrate: Yeah, the thought crossed my mind watching the clip.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6601 on: December 14, 2011, 05:30:39 PM »
:autism:

(yet hilarious, bizarre, real, fascinating.. )
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6602 on: December 15, 2011, 07:16:32 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6603 on: December 15, 2011, 07:20:52 AM »
Quote from: lutra on December 14, 2011, 05:30:39 PM
:autism:

(yet hilarious, bizarre, real, fascinating.. )

 :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6604 on: December 15, 2011, 11:50:17 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6605 on: December 15, 2011, 11:50:51 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6606 on: December 18, 2011, 08:17:07 AM »
This should offend me as a parent but it doesn't. I got this from Bratfree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
While shopping I did see…

Twelve hummers revving
Eleven diapers stinking
Ten louts-a-stealing
Nine breeders bouncing
Eight moms-a-milking
Seven snots-a-squealing
Six teats displaying
Five teething rings
Four screaming turds
Three fat heads
Two gurgling blobs
And a brat tearing down the Christmas tree


Merry Christmas!!!!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6607 on: December 18, 2011, 08:25:03 PM »
Where's a cop when you need one?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6608 on: December 21, 2011, 09:58:35 PM »
A few Christmas Carols…….
 
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
 
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
 
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
 
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
 
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
 
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
 
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
 
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
 
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6609 on: December 22, 2011, 06:40:10 AM »
^My friend sent me that via text - that Jingle Bells part was very long...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6610 on: December 22, 2011, 03:45:18 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6611 on: December 22, 2011, 06:09:54 PM »

An oldie but goody:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;

2. The French eat lots of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians;

4. The French (and Italians) drink excessive amounts of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, British or Australians.

Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like, and in any quantities; it’s speaking English that kills you.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6612 on: December 31, 2011, 06:20:34 AM »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6613 on: January 04, 2012, 04:05:52 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6614 on: January 04, 2012, 10:23:46 AM »
Wanna know what I thought was funny?


A smiley that was a poop rign with circling flies.

And a pooping beAr shitting and reading the newspaper in the forest.
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