So...what have we learned?
1. Trigger11 does not have any STDs. He cannot emphasize this enough!!!
2. Condoms are a good idea if you are promiscuous or early on in a relationship.
3. Condoms are not 100% effective against STDs or pregnancy.
4. Getting to know someone intimately prior to relations can also help reduce the risk.
5. Asking your partner to get tested is not 100% effective in reducing your risk. They can always lie in order to get some.
6. Trigger11 prefers the “rhythm section want ad” method of birth control.
7. Nocturnalist is scared of Trigger11’s past.
8. Trigger11 is sexually frustrated.
9. Condom machines in the bed room are a bit too much.
10. You can get STDs from sources other than relations.
11. Trigger11 is obsessed with relating music lyrics to every day life.
Anything else?
"Rhythm Section Want Ad" by They Might Be Giants
In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam
Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme
There's a place for those who love their poetry
It's just across from the sign that says, "Pros only"
So if you like a band with a chick singer,
Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones
If you dig Menudo, or MDC we salute you the way we know
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
I'll tell you why
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank
Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the Eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank
Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the Eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why
Why
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