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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #75 on: November 12, 2009, 06:59:50 PM »
Accept the next proposition you hear between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #76 on: November 12, 2009, 07:27:43 PM »
END OF ROLL - stock number 2215 - printed in China - between the sheets.

I actually did get a fortune cookie once where the paper was wider than they usually are and the bottom edge looked like it was pulled off a cardboard roll.  The fortune said END OF ROLL and the stock number.  When they make fortune cookies, the fortunes on a roll of perforated paper, for each cookie, they pull a fortune off the roll (like the "take a number" things) and place it in the cookie dough before they shape it and bake it.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #77 on: November 17, 2009, 06:37:27 AM »
^ That's hilarious.

www.virtualfortunecookies.com

Keep waiting for the right moment between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #78 on: November 18, 2009, 05:26:45 PM »
Ugh, went here for sleeping inspiration.

The Chinese food you ate recently is not sitting well between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #79 on: November 18, 2009, 08:59:15 PM »
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgement...between the sheets.

Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #80 on: November 19, 2009, 10:38:36 AM »
Doubt can be paralysing, between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2009, 05:28:58 PM »
Imogen Heap between the sheets  :laugh:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #82 on: November 24, 2009, 07:22:13 PM »
That wasn't chicken between the sheets.

It better not be. Yuk, alive or dead, no chickens between my sheets. No proverbial ones either.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #83 on: November 24, 2009, 08:39:19 PM »
I like fortune cockies
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2009, 08:47:39 PM »
A modest man never talks of himself...between the sheets. :laugh:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #85 on: November 30, 2009, 06:47:50 PM »
You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties and communications ... between the sheets.

 :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

Thought I was a one person woman  ???
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2009, 07:57:39 AM »
Quote from: Gav on December 01, 2009, 07:39:44 AM
What's fortune cookie style? Is it a new position?

Go to www.virtualfortunecookies.com and click on the fortune cookie. Whatever your fortune is, you add between the sheets to the end of the sentence.

So today mine says "You have an unusually magnetic personality...between the sheets"

Changes the context just a little ;)
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2009, 10:03:22 AM »
Concentration leads to success between the sheets  :thumbup:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2009, 08:52:43 PM »
Hahahaha! "You think that is a secret, but it never has been — between the sheets."
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #89 on: December 01, 2009, 08:57:49 PM »
You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow between the sheets  :orly:
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