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Vagina tree
« on: October 06, 2008, 02:56:29 PM »
I was sitting in my truck having coffee waiting to work when I noticed this tree.  Thought everyone would get a kick out it
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 03:52:59 PM »
What's the little box for? Toll deposit?  :green:
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 06:23:50 PM »
It didn't do any such thing to me, I have seen plenty of  trees like that.  I am a horny bastard to :laugh:

Was it supposed to kick me in the balls? :laugh:

I might be at the point  where no further stimulation can do anything though :laugh:

I don't stop trying  :laugh: :wanker:
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 07:53:26 PM »
They don't grow trees like that round here.
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 05:36:41 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 06, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
What's the little box for? Toll deposit?  :green:

It's a std :o
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 06:19:23 AM »
Quote from: parts on October 07, 2008, 05:36:41 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on October 06, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
What's the little box for? Toll deposit?  :green:

It's a std :o

I think birds live there. It must be chirpies.

Poor tree.
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 07:16:30 AM »
Somebody make a joke about beavers.
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2008, 08:52:57 PM »
There are so many of those where I live! There evvvvvveeeerryyy where.
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2008, 07:14:32 AM »
i don't see a clit.
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2008, 07:30:56 AM »
Looks like an anal tree.

this is funnier.

This tree is a dickhead with a dick.

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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2008, 10:20:22 AM »
good gods!  can someone not knit some coverings for that obscene plant?  children and delicate women will be traumatised!

and most men will suffer terribly from inferiority complexes.  :LMAO:
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2008, 10:54:21 AM »
OMG, that is seriously weird (but funny)  :lol:
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2008, 07:28:24 PM »
Quote from: Don't fear the reaper on October 11, 2008, 07:30:56 AM
Looks like an anal tree.

this is funnier.

This tree is a dickhead with a dick.
finally!
a tree that can satisfy several women (or men) at the same time.
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2008, 03:05:05 PM »
I knew I'd find you in this thread, McJ. :laugh:
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Re: Vagina tree
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 03:17:19 PM »
Too bad the vagina tree is not actually fruit bearing.

I would harvest a bushel on the spot.
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