Sure. To even the odds up a bit (on account that you are an obssessed fitness and ginseng freak and too lazy to work) how about we do a couple of rounds in a boxing ring.
I will be knackered but believe I will beat you in that race then. (and before for that matter).
Oh as for your Mother. Is this the same Mother that taught you to bludge off the state. Yeah not an example to use positively.
You haven't got much smarter huh? Bludger.
