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Offline enronh

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #225 on: June 07, 2009, 03:27:20 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 01, 2009, 01:34:06 PM
Quote from: TheoK on May 28, 2009, 03:17:03 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 28, 2009, 03:12:59 PM
Probably like I need a shower, it has been about 24 hours snce my last one.

LOL, I hadn't showered for 10 days before today.  :angel:

That is in no way BRAVE lit. I am dissapoint.... :thumbdn:

Nasty dude. Nasty.

No, don't worry, he takes candle-lit scented bubble baths instead.  :laugh:
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #226 on: June 10, 2009, 01:28:29 PM »
Much better than last night! Man I stunk this morning. Got in so late, had no opportunity to freshen up and had to sleep in the clothes I wore out. Showered this morning.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #227 on: June 10, 2009, 02:02:15 PM »
nice just got out of the shower
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #228 on: June 10, 2009, 04:20:30 PM »
Grass, and not the good stuff either.

Just got done with the lawn.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #229 on: June 10, 2009, 05:59:21 PM »
My cock smells of RageBeolve's saliva  :zoinks:
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #230 on: June 10, 2009, 06:00:01 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 10, 2009, 05:59:21 PM
My cock smells of RageBeolve's saliva. In my dreams.  :zoinks:

Fixed.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #231 on: June 10, 2009, 06:08:25 PM »
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #232 on: June 15, 2009, 09:09:43 AM »
[yesterday] diesel fuel [/yesterday]
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #233 on: June 15, 2009, 10:31:03 AM »

Someone else's chili dog, unfortunately.

I was leaving work, when I noticed a small fry digging into "Mommy's"  reserved bags. I stepped up to save face for the security guy who was distracting "Mommy"  with his protocol, checking her things, before she left  -  I had not been searched yet and could not yet leave.. I thought it would be easy enough to exchange a smile and some friendly eye contact with a youngster and distract her long enough for "Mommy" to take over again.

Turns out, it was a chili dog she grabbed to sample, before she flung it, almost atomised from her forceful rejection of it, over four of us. Thank fuck and all the fires I dance around that I was leaving at the time. Those other three will have to live with the smell for a while, as will "Mommy."  "Mommy"  actually got the worst of it, which is as it should always be.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #234 on: June 15, 2009, 02:22:13 PM »
Don't know. Hopefully not too bad. :P
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #235 on: June 15, 2009, 03:14:29 PM »
Better than I smelled when I was 15 :indeed:
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #236 on: June 15, 2009, 04:12:18 PM »
Just finished a shower 15 minutes ago. Smell like Gillette Cool Wave Clear Gel Deodorant.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #237 on: June 15, 2009, 05:15:55 PM »
WD-40 & brake cleaner
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #238 on: June 15, 2009, 07:10:26 PM »
and now gasoline......87 octane
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #239 on: June 15, 2009, 07:57:53 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 15, 2009, 10:31:03 AM

Someone else's chili dog, unfortunately.

I was leaving work, when I noticed a small fry digging into "Mommy's"  reserved bags. I stepped up to save face for the security guy who was distracting "Mommy"  with his protocol, checking her things, before she left  -  I had not been searched yet and could not yet leave.. I thought it would be easy enough to exchange a smile and some friendly eye contact with a youngster and distract her long enough for "Mommy" to take over again.

Turns out, it was a chili dog she grabbed to sample, before she flung it, almost atomised from her forceful rejection of it, over four of us. Thank fuck and all the fires I dance around that I was leaving at the time. Those other three will have to live with the smell for a while, as will "Mommy."  "Mommy"  actually got the worst of it, which is as it should always be.


:laugh:

I don't know about that.  That lady my daughter checked her chocolate Frosty at bore the brunt of it while my husband and I got none of it on us.  Of course that lady had been discussing my lack of parenting skills.

I think I probably smell like garlic, since I used garlic croutons on the salad I made for my daughter and myself for dinner.
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