Early HB Calandale Thread!

[odeon]

I newt you'd say that.

[ozymandias]

I know nowt about no newt!   

[odeon]

That's a newt approach.

[ozymandias]

Methinks, the Newt is knackered now! 

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work.  I willl not ignore him though.

[Lucifer]

  at ozy, dawg and odeon!

"grumpy" old men?  i think not. 

 

[Lucifer]

Would the newt know?

The new newt knew, the old newt, no. I know that no newt knew before the new newt knew, ya know.

this is sheer genius! 

[Lucifer]

I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work.  I willl not ignore him though.

that's cool, flo.  what did you say?   

[odeon]

I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work.  I willl not ignore him though.

that's cool, flo.  what did you say?   

I don't know what he said, but I know what Cal replied:

"blubba blah blub blub bla blah blubba"

[Lucifer]

/dies.

you really are Dr. Evil. 

[driftingblizzard]

i am Helvetica - The Font of All Knowledge.

/cracks up!

Now that's a pun I get! (and I use helvetica ALL the time)

[Lucifer]

noooooooooooooo!  times new roman is de rigeur - anything else is anathema!

/runs away screaming.

[Callaway]

I already tried talking to Calendale to help him out, but it didn't work.  I willl not ignore him though.

That was really good of you to try, Randy.

[driftingblizzard]

noooooooooooooo!  times new roman is de rigeur - anything else is anathema!

/runs away screaming.

DB runs away to google de rigeur and anathema!!!

[Lucifer]

/recommends the oxford shorter english dictionary.

actually, as an aside (which is completely relevant), i was told to find some refences which had more academic weight for my thesis (i.e., they didn't know the subjects i was talking about at that point), and i found the lot in the shorter OED - it's practically an encyclopaedia!