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Offline Adam

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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2009, 08:14:59 PM »
i'd get rid of all you dumbass aspies
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2009, 08:16:13 PM »
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2009, 12:33:31 AM »
Quote from: Sophopotamus on August 27, 2009, 08:14:59 PM
i'd get rid of all you dumbass aspies

What about the aspies that arent dumbasses?

Oh yeah right....
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2009, 01:30:41 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on August 28, 2009, 12:33:31 AM
Quote from: Sophopotamus on August 27, 2009, 08:14:59 PM
i'd get rid of all you dumbass aspies

What about the aspies that arent dumbasses?

Oh yeah right....

What makes you think Hitler would tell the difference?  :evillaugh:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2009, 05:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on August 27, 2009, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 27, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on August 25, 2009, 10:20:49 PM


I would eradicate platypuses. Platypuses are the devil's work.

What would life be without Perry the Platypus?

You watch Phineas and Ferb, don't you?

 :laugh:



And you do too?

 :laugh:

 
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2009, 07:51:23 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 29, 2009, 05:41:45 PM
Quote from: Callaway on August 27, 2009, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 27, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
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I would eradicate platypuses. Platypuses are the devil's work.

What would life be without Perry the Platypus?

You watch Phineas and Ferb, don't you?

 :laugh:



And you do too?

 :laugh:

 

 ;D

I do.  My daughter loves that show, so I watch it with her quite a bit.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2009, 01:17:13 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on August 29, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 29, 2009, 05:41:45 PM
Quote from: Callaway on August 27, 2009, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 27, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on August 25, 2009, 10:20:49 PM


I would eradicate platypuses. Platypuses are the devil's work.

What would life be without Perry the Platypus?

You watch Phineas and Ferb, don't you?

 :laugh:



And you do too?

 :laugh:

 

 ;D

I do.  My daughter loves that show, so I watch it with her quite a bit.

Ah, the bliss of daughters, mine know most episodes by heart. So I watch and hear it.  :lol:
It's one of childrens shows that I do like.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2009, 06:44:43 PM »
I'd start a regime and eliminate all mass media. Allowing more alternative bands to rise to power. Avril la fuck tard will lose her stupid "punk princess" crown and the  The Jonas Sisters they will be tethered to CBJB's in New York with titanium chains until they admit they were POP NOT ROCK N ROLL!
And the people will have their word out.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH    :headbang2:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2009, 11:28:05 AM »
I would also ban the popular culture media the way it looks today. Lady Diana's niece, Hermione, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton would be no more and the UK, US and Australia wouldn't have exclusive rights on what is considered "cool" just because they have a huge market between each other and generate inflated icons out of nothing (every nation has a Susan Boyle more or less, but only the anglo-nations version counts and if someone else beats them to it, the anglo-nations will soon create a copy and market it as the original). The world would see more obscure celebrities from other parts.

I would get rid of backpackers. People in khaki shorts with medieval level of personal hygiene and asses like barn doors with permanent clamydia who thinks it "broadens their horizon" to haggle in body language with teethless maya indians.

Strebers. People who see the value in others only through career achievements and worldly accomplishments.

All fast food would be removed and it would be illegal to sell any non-healthy products just for pleasure and profit.

Any NT person who would disqualify me because of AS.

My ideal society would probably be one full of androgynous boys and ultra-feminine girls cosplaying real nazis.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2009, 02:54:54 AM »
I like Hermione.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2009, 04:03:47 AM »
 Kill Whales and Greenpeace assholes, Jerry Springers audience, anyone who listens to Terry Jacks without getting nauseous. Hire Chopper Reid as an advisor, secure the southern border and deport Hells Angels to Mexico. Appoint Cate Blanchett to work in my office. Put Parts in charge of something - but no klonopin on the job!
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2009, 06:45:05 AM »
Quote from: PPK on September 05, 2009, 04:03:47 AM
Kill Whales and Greenpeace assholes, Jerry Springers audience, anyone who listens to Terry Jacks without getting nauseous. Hire Chopper Reid as an advisor, secure the southern border and deport Hells Angels to Mexico. Appoint Cate Blanchett to work in my office. Put Parts in charge of something - but no klonopin on the job!

Hell, I'd make Chopper Reid my second in command. after all, he is an Aussie.

Come to think of it, so is Cate....
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2009, 08:43:05 AM »
Chopper Reid would be an interesting presence in politics.  :thumbup: And Cate Blanchett would be a great help in the office.  :cfm:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2009, 09:10:48 AM »
Destroy people who are cruel to animals  :grrr:  And make up for lost time with my love child and ex lover, sinsboldly.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2009, 02:22:22 PM »
I would kill just about everyone if it was possible.   Humanity is the problem.   I just look at how much people care about celebrities, and it makes me puke.   I wouldn't have any need to be fascist after the initial culling.  Almost everyone would be dead other than me and a few extremely hot females for me to repopulate the planet with in an ideal situation (even though it is extremely unrealistic).   After I impregnate every one of those women I would commit suicide and leave them to raise the offspring themselves in a commune.   
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