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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 07:21:38 PM »
Those who breathe.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2008, 12:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Turkey Vulture on April 04, 2008, 07:21:38 PM
Those who breathe.

YOU'RE STEALING MY OXYGEN!!! :insane:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2008, 02:13:16 AM »
Get out of the way son, you're using my oxygen.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2008, 06:45:23 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on April 04, 2008, 03:57:10 PM
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"Hitler had the right idea, he was just an under-achiever" - Bill Hicks
Yep.

That way you don't have to discriminate.

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 02:30:59 PM »
knowing what hitler actually did then i would do the world a favor and kill myself if i ever became hitler
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 03:16:58 PM »
I'd wipe out the wastes of humanity who go on Big Brother.  I'd put Zyklon B in one of their showerheads and see which ones would grasp it as the number of living housemates started to dwindle.  It would get the highest ratings I'm sure  :orly:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 03:57:40 PM »
Well, first, I'd annex the Sudetenland. Then, I'd pay some Dutchman to set fire to Lord Snowden.  :lol:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 06:17:32 PM »
First I'd get rid of the dummes fotze who gave me syphilis, and I'd get rid of Fleming for not inventing penicillin in time......

Those two should mach es dem selbe....

But I ain't Hitler.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2009, 09:39:18 PM »
I would purge nearly all of humanity in an indiscriminate final solution. Only people who can ensure the mistakes of humanity are not repeated, will survive.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2009, 10:20:49 PM »


I would eradicate platypuses. Platypuses are the devil's work.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2009, 12:50:55 AM »
I have the right haircut, so I should start with growing a moustasche. :toporly:
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2009, 10:10:37 AM »
I'd have trouble attaining the political power that Hitler did because I woudln't want to use hate and discriminiation as a unifying force, so I'd be stopped a whole hell of a lot farther back than the obvious "not trying to commit genocide" thing.  I could probably still use the "unite to rise out of oppression and poverty" angle, but I don't have much political drive.

I woudln't "kill certain people off."  I'd certainly want to reform certain retarded-ass laws in the criminal justice system, though.
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2009, 02:10:15 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on August 25, 2009, 10:20:49 PM


I would eradicate platypuses. Platypuses are the devil's work.

What would life be without Perry the Platypus?
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2009, 02:11:54 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 26, 2009, 10:10:37 AM
I'd have trouble attaining the political power that Hitler did because I woudln't want to use hate and discriminiation as a unifying force, so I'd be stopped a whole hell of a lot farther back than the obvious "not trying to commit genocide" thing.  I could probably still use the "unite to rise out of oppression and poverty" angle, but I don't have much political drive.

I woudln't "kill certain people off."  I'd certainly want to reform certain retarded-ass laws in the criminal justice system, though.

You'd make a very bad Hitler.  ;D
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Re: If you became Hitler
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2009, 05:11:41 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 27, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on August 25, 2009, 10:20:49 PM


I would eradicate platypuses. Platypuses are the devil's work.

What would life be without Perry the Platypus?

You watch Phineas and Ferb, don't you?

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