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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2008, 11:01:32 AM »
i love your sig, Peter. :P

umm, i don't understand the quote. the disturbing quote.

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The government has set itself on a collision course with civil rights campaigners and lawyers by confirming its intention to introduce mandatory drug-testing of offenders and people under arrest - and to axe the right of defendants to opt for trial by jury.

In 1999, the UK government was considering drug-testing everyone who got arrested, even if they were released without charge.  It also considered eliminating the right of people to demand a trial by jury, and instead leaving it to a magistrate to decide whether the case should go to a jury or not.
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2008, 12:16:08 PM »
Its fair, your going to have to do what your suppose to do Jman, be respectful for to your employee, otherwise you won't get a raise, and a piece of ass.
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2008, 12:22:19 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2008, 12:28:31 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

Some of them do hair follicle drug tests, which can tell which drugs you have taken and when in the past six to eight months.  That is the kind of test my husband had to take for a job.  I read that this was the reason Britney Spears shaved her own head, because she believed that she was going to be ordered to take a hair follicle drug test when she and her ex-husband were battling for custody of their sons.

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2008, 12:29:14 PM »
Ok, mess up your job history to.

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2008, 12:35:37 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

Some of them do hair follicle drug tests, which can tell which drugs you have taken and when in the past six to eight months.  That is the kind of test my husband had to take for a job.  I read that this was the reason Britney Spears shaved her own head, because she believed that she was going to be ordered to take a hair follicle drug test when she and her ex-husband were battling for custody of their sons.

Well that's one good thing about losing your hair :laugh:
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2008, 12:41:28 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

Some of them do hair follicle drug tests, which can tell which drugs you have taken and when in the past six to eight months.  That is the kind of test my husband had to take for a job.  I read that this was the reason Britney Spears shaved her own head, because she believed that she was going to be ordered to take a hair follicle drug test when she and her ex-husband were battling for custody of their sons.
yes, but dont only the higher end jobs do those kinds of tests? jman is going to be working at mcdonalds so im shure they'll just give him a piss test :laugh:

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2008, 01:08:31 PM »
Target tests so do many other low level jobs I always wonder where they get their workers
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2008, 05:14:06 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

Some of them do hair follicle drug tests, which can tell which drugs you have taken and when in the past six to eight months.  That is the kind of test my husband had to take for a job.  I read that this was the reason Britney Spears shaved her own head, because she believed that she was going to be ordered to take a hair follicle drug test when she and her ex-husband were battling for custody of their sons.
yes, but dont only the higher end jobs do those kinds of tests? jman is going to be working at mcdonalds so im shure they'll just give him a piss test :laugh:


Richard you fucking idiot, I actually have credentials and have worked much higher jobs than you'll ever acheive in your lifetime

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2008, 05:14:31 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

Some of them do hair follicle drug tests, which can tell which drugs you have taken and when in the past six to eight months.  That is the kind of test my husband had to take for a job.  I read that this was the reason Britney Spears shaved her own head, because she believed that she was going to be ordered to take a hair follicle drug test when she and her ex-husband were battling for custody of their sons.


What kind of job was this?

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2008, 05:32:02 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

Some of them do hair follicle drug tests, which can tell which drugs you have taken and when in the past six to eight months.  That is the kind of test my husband had to take for a job.  I read that this was the reason Britney Spears shaved her own head, because she believed that she was going to be ordered to take a hair follicle drug test when she and her ex-husband were battling for custody of their sons.
yes, but dont only the higher end jobs do those kinds of tests? jman is going to be working at mcdonalds so im shure they'll just give him a piss test :laugh:
Richard you fucking idiot, I actually have credentials and have worked much higher jobs than you'll ever acheive in your lifetime
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2008, 06:14:37 PM »
do any of you druggies know if you can take paracetamol with weed? :P
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2008, 07:00:34 PM »
yes its getting harder and harder to get a job i can see, if you want to do drugs just quit right around the time you get hired and after you get hired start doing them again

I had to be tested before I could start to work at Best Buy. In fact they give you only twenty four hours to complete the tests or your job offer goes away. I don't know if they do random tests, though. I really don't think so. Every day at work is a test in some ways. You could not get away with going slacker up there.

Some drugs remain detectable in your system for up to ninety days, especially pot. If you are a daily user of pot, it could take even longer to leave your system.*

Stopping the use of drugs far enough in advance of a test will get you by in the beginning, but a random drug testing policy, which I think is certainly a crock of shit/invasion of privacy could still catch you if you go back to doing drugs.

They only need a "breath-alyser" (blow through a tube) to find if you are coming to work drunk. Alcohol leaves the body within six hours, most of the time. The chronic drinker may have residual effects for several months after going sober, though.


*BTW, I was talking about a urinary test. If the take hair follicles or fat cells you're fucked.
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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2008, 07:05:50 PM »
do any of you druggies know if you can take paracetamol with weed? :P

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Re: random drug tests in the work place
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2008, 07:25:22 PM »
do any of you druggies know if you can take paracetamol with weed? :P

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