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Signs that you're a Real Republican
« on: February 24, 2008, 12:01:20 AM »
1.) You squander the Country's budget surplus on a political Black Hole like Iraq in the name of 'The War On Terror, but it's OK, because you get kickbacks after awarding seemingly nonexistant  country building contracts to Halliburton. --After all, one hand washes the Other, right?

2.) You further the nations debt, because in your glee to proceed with this war you put the country so far into debt that it will take many years to get out of it, because you refuse to understand the good sense of managing your money, then when the Democrats raise taxes to bail the country out of the situation your party put it in, you bitch and moan to no end about the 'Fucking Tax and Spend Liberals'.

3.) You have no problem making the adventures of the Democratic President's cock a national focal point squandering upwards of a hundred million dollars in the process, instead of concentrating on more worthwhile things like Al Quaida, and what they might be up to.

4.) If you're male and get caught redhanded trolling for cock, you swear it off, claiming that it didn't happen, and attempt to pass restrictive laws against gays, even though you happen to like getting a big stiff one up the ass every now and then.

5.) You rail and thunder against illegal immigration, but do nothing due to the fact that the corporate farming entities that lobby you refuse to pay decent enough wages that would interest American Citizens.

6.) You incessantly blame________ ( Insert one of the following in the Blank: Liberals, Gays, Blacks, Etc,) on our Country's faults on other people instead of seeing your own faults, and really doing anything about the issues.

7.) If you agree with the addage , 'who gives a fuck about common sense, it's all about the profit margin'.

8.) You whine about Liberals on Intensity2.

9.) If you trust a Junky like Rush Limbaugh to tell you what to think

10.) If you voted twice for, ( Or if you were underaged, and still supported) the current inept, cokehead ,frat boy coattail riding shitstain that we have sitting in the Whitehouse.

« Last Edit: February 24, 2008, 04:14:59 AM by ASpHole »
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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 03:03:23 AM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008, 05:00:53 AM »
You like napoleon  :violin:
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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 06:00:06 AM »
you look like an elephant

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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 06:16:11 AM »
Normality Is A Myth

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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 06:31:35 AM »
???
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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 09:23:39 AM »
???

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I guess because the symbol of the Republican party is a red, white and blue elephant?

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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 10:27:57 AM »
???

 :agreed:

I guess because the symbol of the Republican party is a red, white and blue elephant?

That's because they need their fat asses led around by a handler :laugh:
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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 01:50:29 PM »
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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Signs that you're a Real Republican
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 06:51:59 AM »
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5.) You rail and thunder against illegal immigration, but do nothing due to the fact that the corporate farming entities that lobby you refuse to pay decent enough wages that would interest American Citizens.


hypocracy at it's best

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