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Re: Clothes
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2017, 05:02:34 AM »
That's really annoying when I go shopping for women's tops. The low necklines. My chest is ugly, pale and freckly (from when I was a kid) so I prefer regular shirts that come up to the neck. More often than not, I end up buying shirts from the men's section. Can't buy men's pants though, because I have a woman's hips and bum.
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2017, 08:37:29 AM »
I don't like *low* necklines but I don't like them right up to my neck. I feel panicky just typing that :laugh:
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2017, 11:28:18 PM »
Oops. Sorry. Wandered into this thread by mistake.  :P
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2017, 06:00:29 AM »
I highly recommend learning to make these:  http://www.makeit-loveit.com/2012/09/the-square-circle-skirt-20-ish-minutes-to-make.html  (or, just regular circle skirts, though the square ones will get you more compliments).

They look dressy but in practice they *feel* like sweatpants, but even less restrictive.
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2017, 06:10:49 AM »
I highly recommend learning to make these:  http://www.makeit-loveit.com/2012/09/the-square-circle-skirt-20-ish-minutes-to-make.html  (or, just regular circle skirts, though the square ones will get you more compliments).

They look dressy but in practice they *feel* like sweatpants, but even less restrictive.

You could wear two square ones in slightly different colours, in a different 'angle' in winter. Extra warm and probably leading to even more compliments.
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2017, 06:12:48 AM »
Oh, I'm a sucker for arm/wrist warmers. Will wear them a lot, not that much in summer though.

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Re: Clothes
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2017, 08:47:22 AM »
Oops. Sorry. Wandered into this thread by mistake.  :P

You don't wear clothes? Or were you checking out shirt necklines?
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2017, 11:43:41 AM »
Oops. Sorry. Wandered into this thread by mistake.  :P

You don't wear clothes? Or were you checking out shirt necklines?

It's a girly thread. :M
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2017, 02:04:16 PM »
It's time for you to embrace your feminine side.

Tell us what your sensations are when you get dressed in the mornings. Tell us about your favourite pair of PJ's
 
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2017, 07:29:14 PM »
Or brag about the white shirt and black pants you wear every day. It'll piss off Jack.  :zoinks:
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Re: Clothes
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2017, 01:55:31 AM »
It's time for you to embrace your feminine side.

Tell us what your sensations are when you get dressed in the mornings. Tell us about your favourite pair of PJ's

My sensations when getting dressed in the morning?

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Re: Clothes
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2017, 06:07:17 AM »
I highly recommend learning to make these:  http://www.makeit-loveit.com/2012/09/the-square-circle-skirt-20-ish-minutes-to-make.html  (or, just regular circle skirts, though the square ones will get you more compliments).

They look dressy but in practice they *feel* like sweatpants, but even less restrictive.
I'm not one for skirts but that looks comfortable with a pair of leggings underneath.
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