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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2006, 05:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 26, 2006, 11:59:16 PM
of course, a far better one is h2g2, but then i would say that wouldn't i?  ;)

What book is this?  Is it yours???
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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2006, 05:34:38 PM »
I wrote my own operating manual.
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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2006, 06:20:19 PM »
care to share?
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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2006, 06:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Triste on June 27, 2006, 05:00:18 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 26, 2006, 11:59:16 PM
of course, a far better one is h2g2, but then i would say that wouldn't i?  ;)

What book is this?  Is it yours???

The late, great Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy....  :laugh:
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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2006, 07:18:22 PM »
I have bits and pieces of it written out, and theyre all at home, but here is a little part of it.

1.  Nothing matters except what people let matter.

2.  Nobody really knows what they're doing more than anybody else.

3.  Adults are all children at heart trying to survive hoping that nobody else realizes they are really just children at heart.

4.  Humans are people who believe none of the previous 3 premises.
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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2006, 07:21:43 PM »
will you include:

you never know!
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2006, 07:46:19 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on June 27, 2006, 06:48:16 PM
The late, great Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy....  :laugh:
I can totally relate to Marvin, the depressed robot.  So what can I learn from him???
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Re: Operating Instructions
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2006, 10:53:52 PM »
1.  don't let the robots of Krikkit steal your leg.
2.  mattresses go "flump".
3.  having a brain the size of a planet may lead to depression.

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oh, and read Dirk Gently.
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