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Triste

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Wonky
« on: June 23, 2006, 10:38:05 PM »
"We've moved - there might be slight wonkiness"

I just have to post to say that "wonky" is one of our favorite family words.  It was much used last weekend when hubby and I tiled our shower, and had a hell of a time keeping all the lines straight.

Could it be that this word comes from Willy Wonka????

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2006, 08:16:51 AM »
I was just thinking of posting a comment about the "wonkiness" post too!  I use that word every so often and soem people think it's odd- I'm glad to see other people using it!  (Without, of course, thinking they're wonky.)
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Re: Wonky
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2006, 11:39:50 AM »
nah - it was around before willy wonka, i reckon - my family used it when i was a kid, and, as it was first published in the states in 1964 (and my family wouldn't have read it), i doubt that's it's provenance.

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2006, 11:57:10 AM »
HEY...I was published in 1964.... :laugh:

Currently in the 6th printing of the 9th edition…soft cover of course ;D

Hardback special edition available to collectors only :laugh:

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2006, 11:58:44 AM »
This thread is wanky.

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2006, 12:09:59 PM »
This thread is wanky.

And my penis is long, wonky and chunky.

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2006, 12:14:50 PM »
And my penis is long, wonky and chunky.

Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2006, 12:15:32 PM »
And my penis is long, wonky and chunky.

Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?

The caramel semen does.

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2006, 12:21:33 PM »
And my penis is long, wonky and chunky.

Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?

The caramel semen does.

Hey Mr Beaver, why are you beavering around? Take it easy with peegai's caramel! OOohhh.

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2006, 12:24:15 PM »
And my penis is long, wonky and chunky.

Sounds deliciously tempting, Mr Wonka. Does it melt in your mouth?

The caramel semen does.

Hey Mr Beaver, why are you beavering around? Take it easy with peegai's caramel! OOohhh.

LOL!

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Re: Wonky
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2006, 01:01:01 PM »
You mean it doesn't come in Everlasting Gobstopper?  :laugh:
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Re: Wonky
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2006, 01:10:15 AM »
Wonky is a philosophical term used to describe the phenomenon wherein every thread swiftly and spontaneously veers towards the gutter.
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Re: Wonky
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2006, 05:24:41 PM »
Wonky is a philosophical term used to describe the phenomenon wherein every thread swiftly and spontaneously veers towards the gutter.
Excellent!   ;D