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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Security people are dicks, so it's no surprise to me

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If y'all don't like the police
state, whaddya doin'
commin' here?

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If y'all don't like the police
state, whaddya doin'
commin' here?
Well, the weakness of the dollar is very tempting.

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If y'all don't like the police
state, whaddya doin'
commin' here?
Well, the weakness of the dollar is very tempting.

Not quite tempting enough.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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When I went to New Ypork I got fingerprinted and photographed as well. The woman complained at me for not pressing hard enough on the fingerprint machine.
I also got frisked by a non-sexy person on the way there.

"What do you believe in? Have you ever tried to commit suicide?"

What kind of leotarded questions are they? ^  :orly:

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When I went to New Ypork I got fingerprinted and photographed as well. The woman complained at me for not pressing hard enough on the fingerprint machine.
I also got frisked by a non-sexy person on the way there.

"What do you believe in? Have you ever tried to commit suicide?"

What kind of leotarded questions are they? ^  :orly:

The kind that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :laugh:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Just more post-911 paranoia.  Our government is finally realizing that they overreact and should be more intelligent with their security.   Flying is a hassle in this country, solely due to 911.   In that regard, the terrorists won.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Don't know of many people being hassled here in Atlanta, they move you through pretty well here.  They don't have time to hassle anyone needlessly.

The worst airport is Bangor, Maine.  I think that's where some of the 9/11 terrorists originally entered the US, and so you talk about paranoid.  I'm a nervous wreck every time I have to go through their security.  One time this lady kept running that wand around my waist, and it kept beeping when it passed over the button on my jeans.  I was so sick of that beeping that I started to unbutton my jeans to get that fucking button out of her way.  Well, she absolutely flipped out and yelled "Ma'am, put your hands up!  Do NOT disrobe!"  I was so mortified, but it was pretty funny, too.  My parents were on the other side of the glass wall just cracking up at me.
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