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Offline Calandale

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2008, 04:35:22 PM »
What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2008, 05:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Tony Harrison on December 20, 2007, 03:37:23 PM
I didn't know he had any friends, except Omega Female (who is just as scheming and unpleasant as he is)
Marriage made in heaven.
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2008, 09:32:45 PM »
Oops, sorry.  I just now saw these last couple of posts.  ADHD acting up again.   :P

The PTSD was caused by a bunch of pretty bad stuff that I'd feel weird going into here, I'm sorry.  I've been in counseling for two years, and I'm just now opening up about it to her, so.   :-\  Thanks for being interested, though.   :)

I'm more comfortable with Cal's horny question, but unfortunately I don't have an answer!!  I'm sorry, but I've never even kissed another female.  Tried once but just couldn't stomach it.  But I did have a threesome once when I was single, years ago with a friend of mine and her guy.  So I guess the most erotic thing I've done with another woman is...a man.  Of course, I'm sure that doesn't qualify as a true "threesome" with purists.

Sorry, Cal.  Now you'll really think I'm stolid and bland, oh well...   :laugh:
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2008, 09:37:12 PM »
:drool:



Oh. Erm. Yeah.


I've got something to do now.  :wanker:
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2008, 09:40:19 PM »
Don't get too bored, ha!   >:D
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2008, 09:41:42 PM »
Hubby ever ask you for one?
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2008, 09:46:01 PM »
No!   :laugh: He knows I'm not much of a team-player in any respect, much less that.  I'm not into sharing the spotlight, or anything else, with another female.  Does that mean I'm an alpha type?  :zoinks:  To be honest, I don't think he'd be comfortable with one.  I'm sure he'd love one in theory, most guys would, but the reality would probably stress him out.  He's shy.
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2008, 09:48:46 PM »
I think an alpha type MIGHT
just want such, in order to
dominate the other female.
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2008, 09:57:37 PM »
Ewww..nah.  Sounds unhealthy.   :(  Depressing. 
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2008, 10:01:58 PM »
Quote from: Karamazovna on January 09, 2008, 09:32:45 PM
Oops, sorry.  I just now saw these last couple of posts.  ADHD acting up again.   :P

The PTSD was caused by a bunch of pretty bad stuff that I'd feel weird going into here, I'm sorry.  I've been in counseling for two years, and I'm just now opening up about it to her, so.   :-\  Thanks for being interested, though.   :)


I understand.  I almost put, "Don't answer if it makes you feel uncomfortable," but then I thought that really goes without saying.
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2008, 10:06:08 PM »
No problem.   :)  I was just glad someone asked me a question!  I was becoming a bit paranoid that I was being viewed as stolid and bland around here... :laugh:

I'm never gonna let up on that one, Cal. 
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #86 on: January 09, 2008, 11:18:48 PM »
That's ok. Just so it gets you posting more,
'twill be well worth it.
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2008, 11:36:41 AM »
I'm starting to loosen up a little.  Being off Ritalin helps - it did make me pretty bland, I know.

Some of my silliness is returning.  I've come up with an idea for a RPG for a few of us, just absolutely ridiculous but it makes me laugh to think about it. 

Let's see...I'll call it Hysteria Lane.

Cal, you and I have been married for quite some time.  I'm a very successful hack novelist of the Jackie Collins school, and you're a famous dancer who's just been made the new judge of Dancing with the Stars.  Soph is our brilliant daughter, an aspiring historian and photographer and our pride and joy.  Unfortunately, the feeling isn't mutual.  She's completely mortified by us because, let's face it...we are completely disgusting people!  I'm exceedingly critical of all Soph's girlfriends, while you're busy trying to expand their sexual horizons.  Meanwhile, you're also diddling the 16-year-old neighbor girl and her mom.  Kosmo is my *cough* accountant and confidant, who's trying to help me out of a serious gambling addiction acquired while we were living in Vegas for your dancing career.  Tensions have really begun to flare between you and I recently, because you've finally realized that you're tired of chasing these young girls, and that you are really deeply in love with Kosmo.  Not sure what will happen next.   :zoinks:
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2008, 11:38:59 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2008, 11:39:31 AM »
 :plus:

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