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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #195 on: February 10, 2008, 11:05:58 PM »
I'm too lazy, wanna lick it?

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #196 on: February 10, 2008, 11:07:31 PM »
You always make me laugh!!   :laugh: 
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #197 on: February 10, 2008, 11:10:37 PM »
Yes. The nervous giggle to suppress your arousal.
I understand.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #198 on: February 10, 2008, 11:18:52 PM »
No, erupting guffaw is more like it.  You don't make me nervous at all, Cal.  Guess that's saying something scary about myself!!   :laugh:
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #199 on: February 10, 2008, 11:19:23 PM »
Considering that I make me nervous,
yes.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #200 on: February 10, 2008, 11:19:51 PM »
You must be kidding!  You're not used to yourself by now??
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #201 on: February 11, 2008, 12:02:07 AM »
why are you such a stewmonger?
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #202 on: February 11, 2008, 10:55:39 AM »
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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #203 on: February 11, 2008, 02:56:52 PM »
I believe he's asking for a reasonable offer
on the contents of your twat.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #204 on: February 11, 2008, 07:41:28 PM »
Well trust me, I'm sure I'm more jealous of women like you.  You have puh-lenty of other women to talk to about your position.  Hard for me to find other women to whom I can relate, so all my close friends are men.   :-\  That's not as cool as some would like to assume.

I guess you don't know me, so I can't blame you for making the mistake. But I don't particularly relate to women. All my friends but one are guys, and even on here it's the guys I end up liking.

I don't think I would find it that comforting to talk to another woman about being powerless. Even when I do talk about it, it tends to be with guys who can relate. (Some can.) I haven't yet figured out how to get along with a female therapist - I tend to get antagonistic towards them very quickly.

That's just me, though. I know you're in a different place, and it's not particularly enviable, despite what it looks like from my side of the fence.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #205 on: February 11, 2008, 08:32:09 PM »
Interesting.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #206 on: February 11, 2008, 08:34:01 PM »
 :laugh:

You sound like me.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #207 on: February 11, 2008, 08:48:52 PM »
I AM me.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #208 on: February 11, 2008, 08:55:01 PM »
And We, I expect.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Fire Away....Metaphorically Speaking
« Reply #209 on: February 11, 2008, 08:59:39 PM »
No. Me is plural.