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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #75 on: November 23, 2007, 09:00:59 PM »
slut.

C'mon, you can do better than that, he's a dirty filthy slut, and he loves it.
i am your bitch.


Well be prepared to be bent over very soon....you'll be gagging for it, bitch.
i am already salivating for it, whore.

Whore?  For that, you won't be able to speak OR walk straight by the time I've finished with you. 

Your eyes will be watering.  And yes, you will be McJello.

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #76 on: November 23, 2007, 09:07:50 PM »
you are so easily challenged.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #77 on: November 23, 2007, 09:13:17 PM »
you are so easily challenged.

Challenged? 

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #78 on: November 23, 2007, 09:46:49 PM »
you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!" :evillaugh:

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #79 on: November 23, 2007, 09:48:31 PM »
Mmm pretzels

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #80 on: November 23, 2007, 09:54:01 PM »
I like the big thick ones, freshly baked and hot out of the Oven!! :green:

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #81 on: November 23, 2007, 09:55:55 PM »
you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!" :evillaugh:

He'd have to add "Ooooh Pleeease............ Pleeease" at the end before I'd even consider it.

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #82 on: November 23, 2007, 10:00:55 PM »
you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!" :evillaugh:

He'd have to add "Ooooh Pleeease............ Pleeease" at the end before I'd even consider it.

Damn I already  :plus: you.  I owe you one!  You do understand the mind of Mcj,   :evillaugh:

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #83 on: November 23, 2007, 10:14:42 PM »
you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!" :evillaugh:

He'd have to add "Ooooh Pleeease............ Pleeease" at the end before I'd even consider it.

Damn I already  :plus: you.  I owe you one!  You do understand the mind of Mcj,   :evillaugh:

Rather, I know where his mind is located is more the point.

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #84 on: November 23, 2007, 10:16:05 PM »
Possibly, but his mind location is a slippery thing! :P

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Re: How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List
« Reply #85 on: November 24, 2007, 03:42:56 AM »
I like the big thick ones, freshly baked and hot out of the Oven!! :green:

With mustard.