A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 25, 2007, 09:45:31 AMYeah that old saying "too short, too long, too fat, too thin, Vaseline will get it in."But enough on my sex life. I should not be trying to rehash ancient history. It was so much easier back in the day. A sturdy club and warm cave.I am going to go to bed. Too many bourbons too many vodka shots. I dread to think what crap I will read on here tomorrow morning.None of you will believe I am really a 16 year old Nun and think me some seedy 37 year old Canberrian man. I wonder if 16 year old Nuns are into warm caves.I will have another shot and ponder thisThis must be why your so much smarter than me So I guess I should get drunk, and act disabled like you? Getting drunk probably makes me desirable to women to, nice beer belly, and some symptoms resembling aspergers syndrome.
Yeah that old saying "too short, too long, too fat, too thin, Vaseline will get it in."But enough on my sex life. I should not be trying to rehash ancient history. It was so much easier back in the day. A sturdy club and warm cave.I am going to go to bed. Too many bourbons too many vodka shots. I dread to think what crap I will read on here tomorrow morning.None of you will believe I am really a 16 year old Nun and think me some seedy 37 year old Canberrian man. I wonder if 16 year old Nuns are into warm caves.I will have another shot and ponder this
"flo" and "think" in the same sentence is stretching it a bit, i fear.
I would NEVER tell a family member of mine about this site. I would not want them to see the things I post. Especially things about porn etc.
Just make sure to have themsit on unca cal's lap
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