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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2007, 05:14:53 PM »
people with dogs weird me out.
The way that dogs are, it's as
though the person wants a slave,
or something.

The dogs love it though.  :laugh:

Depends on the dog. There are alpha types, too, ya know. I have had two that constantly challenged me for dominance.

I love dogs, but I agree with Callaway. I have had literally dozens of mutts and can only think of a couple of duds. I have known many people with purebred dogs that were absolutely worthless. Three of them were dalmatians. I have known one really cool dalmatian. I mostly blame the owners, though. I mean, where dogs are concerned, someone HAS to be the fucking alpha!

I once went through over forty dogs in three years, all but one was a mutt. I lived with two friends on a rented ranch, kept horses, hunted constantly (when I was in town), and lost dogs constantly. Some went for food to the packs of feral dogs and coyotes, two were gored by deer, a fire got one, neighbors shot several and some ran off to stay with the packs and became wild. I would return home from a road trip and I would learn that I lost a dog or four or five dogs, sometimes. I lost even more cats in those years.

I have only had four dogs that were purebred. A greyhound, saved as a pup from a racing dog farm that was busted and shut down. She was a good dog, but she developed some kind of inoperable kidney difficulty. I had to put her down at three years old. She was beautiful, happy, loving, but usually sick.

I had a black Labrador Retriever bitch that I found, lost on the beach and I kept her. (she had registered tags, a Mexican owner and a veterinary presence - I tried to locate the owners, to no avail) She was one of the most amazing dogs I have known as far as athleticism, but I could never convince her that the dozen or so cats I kept were MINE and she was not to eat them. She weighed ninety eight pounds, solid muscle and bone, and could keep up with my motorcycle on her morning runs at twenty three miles per hour for four miles. If I shot a bird that landed on the other side of the river, she would hit the water HEADFIRST and practically flew out on the other bank. I was beyond impressed. The coyotes got her one night, though. She became food.

I had an Irish Setter, again salvaged from a farm, only he was turned nutty by his original keepers' attempts to train him as a gun dog. Not all dogs are gun dogs and, once this beautiful little guy failed, they castrated him with no medication. He was set to be target practice in a few days, but I wanted to try to take him home. He was the most beautiful dog I have ever had - long red, shiny coat, smallish (thirty pounds), redder moustache, intelligent, loving, but extremely neurotic and unpredictable. He was only the second dog I have ever had that attacked humans on his own. I tried to keep him and rehab him, but he bit a small boy and was taken away from me by a judge for rabies tests. That means he lost his head, because they had to draw brain tissue to positively test for rabies, back then.

Kind of solves the fucking problem, like torturing a woman to death, in the name of Christ, to find out if she's a witch.

My last dog was an over-sized, too-husky miniature (and so, given to me) Fox Terrier and he too was my hero. He was one of the more attentive dogs I have known and very intelligent. A little guy, nineteen pounds, but he was a huge dog in his mind! He knew NO fear and just his attitude carried him very far with the other dogs. People loved him, too and he loved everybody. I can't tell you how many women's shirts I have looked into while they loved on him. He would never look out for cars, though. I lost him to the search for bitches, just this year.
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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2007, 05:23:35 PM »
Anyone like Dalmatians?

Not me. I just spammed up your thread, though.
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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2007, 06:20:39 PM »
Anyone like Dalmatians?


I've always wanted one since I was 11 years old but they are too expensive and I read they are hyper dogs. Maybe that's why Pongo and Perdita met. If it weren't for his breed, he wouldn't have taken off after the bitch and her owner. Perdita wouldn't have done the same for him either if it weren't for her breed. Funny thing is I used to think they can all talk so I'd always ask when I was 6 "Does it talk?" whenever I saw a Dalmatians and the owner would say "No it doesn't talk." But thanks to them, it got me over my fear of dogs. Boy was I afraid of them when I was little because our next door neighbo's had a mean poodle and one day it bit my little brother so I thought all dogs were like that.



Meh, Dalmations have a reputation (well deserved IMO) as people biters. Ine of my best friends moms was attacked by a couple of dalmations about a year ago.....

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2007, 09:17:30 PM »


Depends on the dog. There are alpha types, too, ya know. I have had two that constantly challenged me for dominance.

Really? I found one good ass fucking usually puts them right in line.  :laugh:
Seriously though, I've never had a dog which didn't seem to realize who the
boss was. I've seen others who do, but I always suspected that they just
weren't taught right young.

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I mean, where dogs are concerned, someone HAS to be the fucking alpha!

My point.
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I have only had four dogs that were purebred.


We had two. Both had real problems. One was a sheepdog,
some kind of bone disease, and hyper as hell. The other was
a Red Setter - he was ok, but stupid as shit. Powerful dog
though. Just not as strong as a truck.

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I had a black Labrador Retriever bitch that I found, lost on the beach and I kept her.

My childhood dog was a lab. Damned good breed. Not pure though.



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Kind of solves the fucking problem, like torturing a woman to death, in the name of Christ, to find out if she's a witch.

Well, they want to know if there's an epidemic.
We had one put down like that.



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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2007, 12:06:04 AM »
I love cats but some dogs are ok. I like the look of parts' dog. I have never met a Dalmation before.

Thank you he's my baby.



what kinda dog did you have to fuck to have a dalmatian?
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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2007, 12:15:11 AM »
I had this bitch you see
She made lies to me
Her deceit ah, it gave me a chill
But I found out now
That baby, that baby ice dog

She said we would wed
In mongolian country
Lilies shoot free
But she was a-stoning me
In the mountains, no
Her intent it was all too clear
All too clear

It was quite a sin
How the ice caved in
I was numb
I could not assist
Baby ice went down
To the cold cold cold ground
I said baby...thats the breaks

Turn me around like broke down hound now
Crossing me once too often
Now shes bound for a lower station
She crossing me once too often

Hey baby, dont cross me, baby
Im bad

And now the ladies all fear this mongolian man
With ice down his face
You know I get involved
In unnatural acts
With the aid of my cold cold stare

Theyd like to make it
With my big black dog
But they just dont know how to ask
You know theyd like to try
Anything that comes into their minds

Ahh, freeze on now, baby

Freeze on freeze on freeze on bone to bone
Freeze on freeze on freeze on
Freeze on freeze on freeze on bone
Freeze on freeze on freeze on freeze on

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2007, 12:48:28 AM »
She said we would wed
In mongolian country
Lilies shoot free
But she was a-stoning me
In the mountains, no
Her intent it was all too clear
All too clear

It was quite a sin
How the ice caved in
I was numb
I could not assist
Baby ice went down
To the cold cold cold ground
I said baby...thats the breaks

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2007, 01:18:48 AM »
Here's a bit, in a silly vid.

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2007, 01:39:23 AM »
Nice picture, Spokane Girl.

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Did you know that dalmatian puppies are pure white when they are born and they don't get their spots until later?

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2007, 01:40:23 AM »
Sh! Don't tell Cruella.

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2007, 01:56:18 AM »
Did you know that dalmatian puppies are pure white when they are born and they don't get their spots until later?
Wow, I never knew that. I find that interesting, as it is the same with Siamese cats. They are born white and gradually get their colour as they grow.
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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2007, 02:21:54 AM »
Nice picture, Spokane Girl.

 :plus:

Did you know that dalmatian puppies are pure white when they are born and they don't get their spots until later?



Yes. Thank you 101 Dalmatians. I also read about the breed too. I even have a small book on it and read facts about it because I am planning on getting a Dalmatian someday but it won't be for years. I've wanted one since I was 11 years old.

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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2007, 02:23:32 AM »
Sh! Don't tell Cruella.


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Re: Dalmatian appreciation thread
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2007, 05:08:30 AM »
I had this bitch you see
She made lies to me
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Freeze on freeze on freeze on freeze on

I was going to post this, but I could not find the continuity.

I'm so glad you do not need any.
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