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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #90 on: June 19, 2014, 11:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 19, 2014, 10:54:52 PM
You're encouraging us to troll you? :zoinks: I am :angel:, so I don't troll. :pope:

  You are not  :angel:  at all!  You are listed as the most recent poster in that wicked, wicked foreskin thread!
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #91 on: June 19, 2014, 11:16:27 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2014, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 19, 2014, 10:54:52 PM
You're encouraging us to troll you? :zoinks: I am :angel:, so I don't troll. :pope:

  You are not  :angel:  at all!  You are listed as the most recent poster in that wicked, wicked foreskin thread!

I was commenting that I am too :angel: to look at the pictures. :harp:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #92 on: June 20, 2014, 05:29:27 AM »
Oh my. :laugh:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #93 on: June 20, 2014, 06:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Jack on June 20, 2014, 05:29:27 AM
Oh my. :laugh:

:) Yes, CBC is trolling. :cbc:

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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #94 on: June 21, 2014, 02:03:52 AM »
Much better. :M
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #95 on: June 21, 2014, 02:27:42 AM »
Catholic?

Me, not so much.

Been to about fifty Catholic weddings and about thirty Catholic funerals. (not to mention about two hundred Quineaneras)

Priests always tried to make me "make"  specific gestures to denote that I was not Catholic, every time before I approach "Teh Blessed," etc.

I do not take any of their shit nearly as seriously as they do and I do not understand why they expect those who ARE NOT CATHOLIC to do their little gestures, anyway!!

I mean to begin with, I could NEVER be Catholic. 

I DO NOT kneel before God!  I STAND up to Him and I ask for him to prove himself, every time or at least once and for all. He, no I mean HE, has not done so (yet?) and I have a mixed feeeling thing going on. Maybe I am to be smitten or rewarded more.

The fact of my life having been protected on many occasions by some kind of Guardian Angel (Gabriel) is not enough for me. I want to stand up before GOD, before I close the case.

I am told I will have my own turn and I will be forced to kneel.

See?  How much of this shit do YOU buy into?

Catholic?  Not so much!



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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #96 on: June 21, 2014, 03:06:00 AM »
I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #97 on: June 21, 2014, 04:04:47 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 21, 2014, 03:06:00 AM
I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.


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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #98 on: June 21, 2014, 06:26:30 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 21, 2014, 03:06:00 AM
I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

You could become a Lutheran. :orly: It would be stereotypical. :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #99 on: June 21, 2014, 08:27:47 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 21, 2014, 02:27:42 AM
Catholic?

Me, not so much.

Been to about fifty Catholic weddings and about thirty Catholic funerals. (not to mention about two hundred Quineaneras)

Priests always tried to make me "make"  specific gestures to denote that I was not Catholic, every time before I approach "Teh Blessed," etc.

I do not take any of their shit nearly as seriously as they do and I do not understand why they expect those who ARE NOT CATHOLIC to do their little gestures, anyway!!

I mean to begin with, I could NEVER be Catholic. 

I DO NOT kneel before God!  I STAND up to Him and I ask for him to prove himself, every time or at least once and for all. He, no I mean HE, has not done so (yet?) and I have a mixed feeeling thing going on. Maybe I am to be smitten or rewarded more.

The fact of my life having been protected on many occasions by some kind of Guardian Angel (Gabriel) is not enough for me. I want to stand up before GOD, before I close the case.

I am told I will have my own turn and I will be forced to kneel.

See?  How much of this shit do YOU buy into?

Catholic?  Not so much!

Catholics like to combine aerobics with their services,  sit, stand, sit, stand, kneel,stand, sit, kneel, stand  :zoinks:


Here's something anyone growing up catholic would recognize, a box of communion wafers :zoinks: 

Well really they are 2 9/16 inch Styrofoam plugs I use at work but they look and taste the same  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #100 on: June 21, 2014, 12:52:20 PM »
So that's how you plug all those holes. :laugh:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #101 on: June 22, 2014, 02:02:01 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 21, 2014, 04:04:47 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 21, 2014, 03:06:00 AM
I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.


:hair:

He can't prove my existence any more than I can his.
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #102 on: June 22, 2014, 05:19:30 AM »
Quote from: Jack on June 21, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
So that's how you plug all those holes. :laugh:

Parts is a hole-plugging expert. :flames:
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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #103 on: June 22, 2014, 01:26:53 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 22, 2014, 02:02:01 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 21, 2014, 04:04:47 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 21, 2014, 03:06:00 AM
I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.


:hair:


He can't prove my existence any more than I can his.




Sorry. I did not know you had been in so close contact with TeH Devine Entity.

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Re: Catholic?
« Reply #104 on: June 22, 2014, 08:54:36 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 22, 2014, 01:26:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 22, 2014, 02:02:01 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 21, 2014, 04:04:47 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 21, 2014, 03:06:00 AM
I like catholicism but I do have a minor little issue with it, which is that I don't believe in a god.

OH, but GOD still believes in you.


:hair:


He can't prove my existence any more than I can his.




Sorry. I did not know you had been in so close contact with TeH Devine Entity.

 :zoinks:

CBC's mother has a direct line. :M
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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