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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7770 on: April 21, 2007, 08:45:49 AM »
Right now I am utterly hungry for strait up and down hot fucking.  Recently, for reasons I can only begin to speculate, I have found real women and real sex far more stimulating that other porn.  And right now, simple basic porn is just tasting so good right now.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7771 on: April 21, 2007, 08:52:00 AM »
You're not supposed to EAT it. Unless it's sticky already.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7772 on: April 21, 2007, 10:03:34 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on April 21, 2007, 07:49:52 AM
I need a boyfriend, but I have no prospects.  :(

i don't understand why you need a boyfriend.


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7773 on: April 21, 2007, 10:16:11 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7774 on: April 21, 2007, 10:27:47 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on April 21, 2007, 07:49:52 AM
I need a boyfriend, but I have no prospects.  :(

I don't need a girlfriend, but I really want one.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7775 on: April 21, 2007, 11:43:50 AM »
in case of no success have a can of this 
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7776 on: April 21, 2007, 11:48:15 AM »
I'm so tasteless with my screen name and I just don't care.  :angel:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7777 on: April 21, 2007, 11:48:18 AM »
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 11:43:50 AM
in case of no success have a can of this 

Are those the same people who make the "Can of Whoop Ass" ??
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7778 on: April 21, 2007, 12:35:01 PM »
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 11:43:50 AM
in case of no success have a can of this 

I was thinking more of someone to cuddle and spend time with.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7779 on: April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PM »
I know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.

I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7780 on: April 21, 2007, 01:18:29 PM »
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PM
I know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.

I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.

Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me. :(
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7781 on: April 21, 2007, 01:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 21, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PM
I know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.

I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.

Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me. :(

You just need a visit from the hugglebunny.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7782 on: April 21, 2007, 01:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Peter on April 21, 2007, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 21, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PM
I know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.

I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.

Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me. :(

You just need a visit from the hugglebunny.

Sure, if she's a cute lady underneath.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7783 on: April 21, 2007, 02:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 21, 2007, 01:27:12 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 21, 2007, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 21, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PM
I know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.

I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.

Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me. :(

You just need a visit from the hugglebunny.

Sure, if she's a cute lady underneath.  :eyebrows:


what do you reckon?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7784 on: April 21, 2007, 03:17:12 PM »
I'm hot for that.
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