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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1170 on: December 20, 2007, 10:14:50 AM »
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

Unless she's taken a liking to the smell of poo.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1171 on: December 20, 2007, 03:15:28 PM »
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1172 on: December 21, 2007, 01:17:48 PM »
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:

Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1173 on: December 21, 2007, 01:32:10 PM »
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:

Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.

Ask my girlfriend, no just kidding. :laugh:
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1174 on: December 21, 2007, 01:36:04 PM »
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:

Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.

Ask my girlfriend, no just kidding. :laugh:

You think you can take me, you little bitch? You wouldn't know where to begin.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1175 on: December 21, 2007, 05:12:56 PM »
that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:

Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.

Vaginal only. Well, and blow jobs.
Felt as expected. I mean, who's
going to jump you on the can, if
they're NOT excited?

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1176 on: December 22, 2007, 12:37:19 PM »
I don't fuckn know it all, I just read alot.  I happend to been through alot of stuff to that has taught me alot, things I think I should share with others.


that's certainly possible. but noone in their right mind would fuck a guy on the toilet.

I've been fucked on the toilet. :laugh:

Anal or vaginal? Did she feel warm and moist? Perverted minds must know about the unknown.

Ask my girlfriend, no just kidding. :laugh:

You think you can take me, you little bitch? You wouldn't know where to begin.

One of my fears is a girlfriend or wife is going to get mad for me pestering them over sex.
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1177 on: December 22, 2007, 12:51:21 PM »
I only set my alarm once a day myself, I have alot I want to get done, losts of people I wish to share my gifts with.
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1178 on: December 22, 2007, 04:47:01 PM »


One of my fears is a girlfriend or wife is going to get mad for me pestering them over sex.

I wouldn't worry about it,
if I were you.

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1179 on: December 24, 2007, 04:58:05 PM »
Why, are you a magical elf who sprinkles magical pixie dust/ginger powder on her  so I don't have to worry?

If you are, sprinkle on some on Dunc's wife to, so she can pest the fuck out of Dunc.  Put so much that he complains about her aurosal level.
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1180 on: December 24, 2007, 05:04:15 PM »
???
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1181 on: December 24, 2007, 08:09:27 PM »
Why, are you a magical elf who sprinkles magical pixie dust/ginger powder on her  so I don't have to worry?

If you are, sprinkle on some on Dunc's wife to, so she can pest the fuck out of Dunc.  Put so much that he complains about her aurosal level.

How long have you been here exactly, Randy? PI doesn't need any.  :lol:

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1182 on: December 24, 2007, 08:32:38 PM »
Why, are you a magical elf who sprinkles magical pixie dust/ginger powder on her  so I don't have to worry?

If you are, sprinkle on some on Dunc's wife to, so she can pest the fuck out of Dunc.  Put so much that he complains about her aurosal level.

How long have you been here exactly, Randy? PI doesn't need any.  :lol:

 :plus:

Two words randini spumoni  SPELL CHECK, repeat, two words, SPELL CHECK, if you want people to get your "humor".   ::)

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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1183 on: December 29, 2007, 01:27:17 PM »
Dunc, please, she says she is purposefulinsanity, but probably needs 5000cups of ginger.  Tell her I said that.
Sounds rough, but I set very high standarts, tough fuckn ginger snap cookies :wanker:  Soon as I get a hold of Jessica, she will be screaming for mercy, than you can see how its really done.  I don't give just average, I go for an all out attack.  Oh fuck, here comes the energy,  sometimes my imagination can give me such energy and power.  Oh shit, here it comes.  Its just fuckn amazing, I imagined I am full of energy that makes me stronger, if I build it up enough, I get such a charge.


Its not really that bad, remember I am the stupid one. ::)
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Re: My ask away thread
« Reply #1184 on: December 29, 2007, 02:51:52 PM »
 :indeed: I'll remember.  :toporly: