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How often do you change your sheets?

(Option for men) Once a week or more.
(Option for men) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for men) Once a month.
(Option for men)  Almost never.
(Option for men)  I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for men) I sleep without sheets.
(Option for women) Once a week or more.
(Option for women) Every couple of weeks.
(Option for women) Once a month.
(Option for women) Almost never.
(Option for women) I do not change my own sheets.
(Option for women) I sleep without sheets.

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Offline Calandale

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2007, 07:07:01 PM »

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2007, 12:55:54 AM »
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.
Kinda made sense.
This is what I do. A little bit of ironing every day. I iron GA's clothes as well. And I didn't think it was weird to iron jeans. I do that too. But I don't go as far as my mum. She will iron pillowcases.
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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2007, 06:25:22 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #63 on: September 05, 2007, 06:48:32 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2007, 07:40:42 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :laugh:

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2007, 07:47:59 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2007, 07:49:05 AM »
I had a buddy who used to iron
his clothes right before wearing them.
Kinda made sense.
This is what I do. A little bit of ironing every day. I iron GA's clothes as well. And I didn't think it was weird to iron jeans. I do that too. But I don't go as far as my mum. She will iron pillowcases.

I iron pillowcases. I wonder if they have a 12 step program for that?  :coffee:

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2007, 08:25:53 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2007, 08:41:38 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

It is. Ever tried to fuck a hedgehog?
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2007, 08:54:24 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

It is. Ever tried to fuck a hedgehog?

Point taken.   :o

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2007, 09:11:48 AM »
Every time the blood stains out number the semen stains.

That's twice a week.

Wow.  The male menstrual cycle is frightening.

 :lol:

I was thinking that he just needed to stop sleeping with the horny badger.

I AM the horny badger. It's the submissive hedgehog who's causing all the mess.

My mistake.  I assumed it was your blood.

It is. Ever tried to fuck a hedgehog?

Point taken.   :o

Pun intended?
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2007, 09:17:43 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2007, 10:07:53 AM »
Pun intended?

puncushion?

WTF? get the fuck out of here you ruined the thread bitch.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: How often do you change your sheets?
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2007, 10:14:19 AM »
Misunderstood.