Ok i have a hypothetical question.
Say there was a special someone....who you share your bed with.....however unlike you....this BASTARD....is an akward sleeper.
Moves about, grinds his teeth, sort of semi snores (yes theres a semi snore) makes odd noises, waves his arms about, whacks his head into your chest like he thinks hes a baby suckling his mother.
As an alternative to smothering THE FUCKER with your pillow or ramming a dummy down his airway..........do you think its a good compromise to use restraints on him so he cant move about, stick masking tape over his mouth, and wear earplugs so you cant hear him whine etc?
Or how about wait till hes asleep and does his little irritating things then kick him onto the wooden floor EVERYTIME he makes a noise etc so he gets the hint but at the same time when he wakes up in agony each time down there go "oh gosh i dont know what happened you must keep rolling off, you poor thing" (whilst trying to hide the big grin on your face).
Lucifer, enlighten us.
