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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2006, 02:04:14 AM »
Wait a sec, is this your blog? http://www.auntyagony.net/  :o
On second thoughts, I don't want any advice!

nowt to do with me.  far too pedestrian and predictable.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2006, 05:09:19 AM »
Wait a sec, is this your blog? http://www.auntyagony.net/? :o
On second thoughts, I don't want any advice!

"spankologist"? where the fuck does one go to get a qualification in spankology?!!

i must say that, from that link, i particularly liked Serissa's Punishment Diary, here: http://sierra-salem.livejournal.com/


oh no, oops, that's Sierra's  Punishment Diary.  :-[

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2006, 08:47:13 AM »
Wait a sec, is this your blog? http://www.auntyagony.net/? :o
On second thoughts, I don't want any advice!

"spankologist"? where the fuck does one go to get a qualification in spankology?!!

i must say that, from that link, i particularly liked Serissa's Punishment Diary, here: http://sierra-salem.livejournal.com/


oh no, oops, that's Sierra's? Punishment Diary.? :-[

I am not and will not ever be into that shit.  I'd probably even prefer a blow to the face.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2006, 08:57:47 AM »
can be arranged, hon, no problem.

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heehee.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2006, 09:07:17 AM »
Wait a sec, is this your blog? http://www.auntyagony.net/? :o
On second thoughts, I don't want any advice!

"spankologist"? where the fuck does one go to get a qualification in spankology?!!

i must say that, from that link, i particularly liked Serissa's Punishment Diary, here: http://sierra-salem.livejournal.com/


oh no, oops, that's Sierra's? Punishment Diary.? :-[

I am not and will not ever be into that shit.? I'd probably even prefer a blow to the face.

what if it was Serissa's Punishment Dairy  - people are rewarded for their sins by being forced to eat ice-cream, chocolate etc?

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2006, 09:12:29 AM »
what if it was Serissa's Punishment Dairy? - people are rewarded for their sins by being forced to eat ice-cream, chocolate etc?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2006, 10:29:26 AM »
Some random autistic spaz from WP: "Oh, boohoo... Auntie, I need a girlfriend to fill complete (in other words, a shag). What should I doooooooooo? :(

"Wa-fuckin-wa...."

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2006, 11:34:07 AM »
Some random autistic spaz from WP: "Oh, boohoo... Auntie, I need a girlfriend to fill complete (in other words, a shag). What should I doooooooooo? :(

"Wa-fuckin-wa...."

die.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2006, 11:43:34 AM »
Some random autistic spaz from WP: "Oh, boohoo... Auntie, I need a girlfriend to fill complete (in other words, a shag). What should I doooooooooo? :(

"Wa-fuckin-wa...."

die.

I concur.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2006, 11:48:42 AM »
what if it was Serissa's Punishment Dairy? - people are rewarded for their sins by being forced to eat ice-cream, chocolate etc?


For some unknown reason the Harry Potter theme song is stuck in my head right now.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2006, 11:43:48 AM »
Did you pick your new title or has it been hijacked yet again?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2006, 01:12:54 PM »
me choosed it.  all by myself, and everything.

incidentally, am wondering about my PR Profile, if i'm this anti-agony aunt creature.

i'm thinking i might rather be an Ecstasy Aunt, instead.  anyone got any thoughts about that?  ;)

(and don't bother mentioning drugs - i don't do them, and it's predictable).

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2006, 03:26:55 AM »
Dear Anti-Aunty

I have no memory of my childhood. Nothing. Zip. Nada.

The 'ologist who Dx'd me suggested it may be due to trauma.

Rather than pay $$$ to have therapy to discover what it might be, could you offer some suggestions?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2006, 03:35:40 AM »
Dear Anti-Aunty

I have no memory of my childhood. Nothing. Zip. Nada.

The 'ologist who Dx'd me suggested it may be due to trauma.

Rather than pay $$$ to have therapy to discover what it might be, could you offer some suggestions?

I would say just inventing what ever you feel is a shocking enough trauma would be just as effective as paying some therapist loads of money for hypnosis to discover what this 'trauma' is.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2006, 06:45:28 AM »
you were brought up in The Matrix machine thingies.  now grow some fucking eyebrows, shoehorn yourself into some fetching PVC,  and save the world.

DO IT NOW!

i thank you.