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Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« on: June 03, 2006, 02:04:53 PM »
So go ahead and ask what your problem is to auntie Vivi, and I'm sure she will help you. :|

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2006, 02:08:59 PM »
PMSL!

oh, this could be fun.

hope no-one's expecting real agony aunt-ness, though.  (PM me, if you are).

pee, you're a star.  have an applaud.

disclaimer:  for those who haven't read the thread, i said i'd like to be an anti-agony aunt, so i could tell people what their problems really are, i.e., be thoroughly horrible and obnoxious to losers, whiners, up-their-own-arse wankers, and those who won't take responsibility.  oh, and david blaine, cos he's a fucking arse.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2006, 02:11:44 PM »
i accuse you of plagiarism:laugh:

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2006, 02:23:06 PM »
i accuse you of plagiarism:laugh:

You can tell Auntie Vivi all about it.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2006, 02:23:49 PM »
LOL.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2006, 02:26:18 PM »
i wondered where aspie18 got to...

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006, 04:05:21 PM »
So I have a freind who's worried tat her boyfriend is going deaf.  He sometimes asks her the same question 20-50 times in a row before he hears it.  Can you reccommend a good doctor for him?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006, 04:09:30 PM »
i accuse you of plagiarism!? :laugh:

How about anti antagonist aunt, then?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2006, 05:29:34 PM »
So I have a freind who's worried tat her boyfriend is going deaf.? He sometimes asks her the same question 20-50 times in a row before he hears it.? Can you reccommend a good doctor for him?

  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2006, 06:21:24 PM »
Lucifer did you ever give a child away, because i think maybe im your long lost daughter ;)
judging by the disclaimer ;D

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2006, 10:58:20 PM »
So I have a freind who's worried tat her boyfriend is going deaf.  He sometimes asks her the same question 20-50 times in a row before he hears it.  Can you reccommend a good doctor for him?

i dunno about a good doctor, but i do know that a good ding round the affected ear, and yelling "are you listening to me, you stupid arsewipe?!!!" is a reasonably effective cure.  repeat as necessary.  of course, if you're into homeopathy, just a slight knitting needle through the eardrum works wonders.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2006, 11:01:32 PM »
Lucifer did you ever give a child away, because i think maybe im your long lost daughter ;)
judging by the disclaimer ;D


yes.  i remember suckling you, quite clearly, as though it were yesterday.  i had to foster you out, though, cos you were born with teeth - well, what else do you expect from the result of an diabolic couping during a witchy orgy?  oh, and satan's a crap shag - don't go there.  anyway, we wanted to see whether the old "nature vs nurture" thing was true.  obviously, your genes will out, though.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2006, 01:19:25 AM »
Dear Auntie,
I hate winter, it's too damn cold. What can I do?  :(

PS I just had a really long boring dream about waiting in a queue. Please help.
'When the world is run according to my standards, everyone will be a happier person and the general standard of health will exceed the average' - Charlie Chaplin

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2006, 01:21:44 AM »
Wait a sec, is this your blog? http://www.auntyagony.net/  :o
On second thoughts, I don't want any advice!
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2006, 02:03:23 AM »
Dear Auntie,
I hate winter, it's too damn cold. What can I do?  :(

PS I just had a really long boring dream about waiting in a queue. Please help.

1.  put a fucking jumper on, you wimp.

2.  i'm sorry - you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.  take some hallucinogenics, then you'll either have less boring dreams, or you'll have a really bad trip and end up in a loony bin, thus preserving the rest of us from your dreary whinings.